View Full Version : when men take messages for women....
Digital Sin
03-10-2003, 09:05 PM
..
Scottman
03-11-2003, 02:02 AM
Hehe... I wonder how many of the younger males on the forum just won't get this one...?
SavesNFGDay
03-11-2003, 02:21 AM
haha...I get it....
Weejamer
03-11-2003, 02:44 AM
Originally posted by Scottman
Hehe... I wonder how many of the younger males on the forum just won't get this one...?
heres 1 :happywave
care to explain
TheGeekMistress
03-11-2003, 04:10 AM
Originally posted by Weejamer
heres 1 :happywave
care to explain lol, oh lord. you don't get it?
TheGeekMistress
03-11-2003, 04:12 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
dat's classic, typical maleness! lmao
see wut us women got to put up with? lol
kiddin giggling
Classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :rofl2 :lmao :lmao :lmao :rofl2 :rofl2
wazman
03-11-2003, 07:40 AM
Originally posted by Scottman
Hehe... I wonder how many of the younger males on the forum just won't get this one...?
I got it.... :lmao :lmao :lmao
And that's why I don't take messages for my wife...
:D
Digi why are you making us guys looks bad for? We already look bad, but that is making it worse. lol
efernandez_98
03-11-2003, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Weejamer
heres 1 :happywave
care to explain Oh, my. It looks like I have to explain it to little wee.
Digital Sin
03-11-2003, 12:52 PM
gotta look at things from both perspectives :D :D
:lmao
efernandez_98
03-11-2003, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by Digital Sin
gotta look at things from both perspectives :D :D
:lmao Okay, I'll tell him while he is standing on his head.
Digital Sin
03-11-2003, 01:46 PM
there ya go, just look at his face, and not his crotch....
efernandez_98
03-11-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Digital Sin
there ya go, just look at his face, and not his crotch.... A this height all I can see are his feet.
Digital Sin
03-11-2003, 02:07 PM
oh well, i guess no one is perfect this day in age ;)
Ya'll talking to about me right? I do look at things in both perspectives, but I am not going to say anything that down grades males even more. We get enough flack. lol
Digital Sin
03-11-2003, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by EXer
Ya'll talking to about me right? I do look at things in both perspectives, but I am not going to say anything that down grades males even more. We get enough flack. lol
i just thought it was hilarious..... :kiss
It is funny. I do give it that. I do have to ask, Do you live in the forums Digi, cause it took you like 30 secs to reply to that. lol
efernandez_98
03-11-2003, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by EXer
It is funny. I do give it that. I do have to ask, Do you live in the forums Digi, cause it took you like 30 secs to reply to that. lol Nah, Digi's a minute man.
Digital Sin
03-11-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by efernandez_98
Nah, Digi's a minute man.
arent we all..... :lmao
i think this is the age of spam, and there are three or four of us gunning for 1st place....
efernandez_98
03-11-2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Digital Sin
arent we all..... :lmao
i think this is the age of spam, and there are three or four of us gunning for 1st place.... Nothing wrong with number two.
Digital Sin
03-11-2003, 02:45 PM
giving up eh? ;)
[dr evil]
im number one, nice to meet you number two.
[/dr evil]
efernandez_98
03-11-2003, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by Digital Sin
giving up eh? ;) Never, viva la... what is it again were doing?
Digital Sin
03-11-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by efernandez_98
Never, viva la... what is it again were doing?
throwing our life away on the forum. :)
efernandez_98
03-11-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Digital Sin
throwing our life away on the forum. :) Oh yeah!
Viva la no viva!! :luxhello
Digital Sin
03-11-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by efernandez_98
Oh yeah!
Viva la no viva!! :luxhello
sure why not. :D
/me parties for no reason
efernandez_98
03-11-2003, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Digital Sin
sure why not. :D
/me parties for no reason time to shake a little booty. :banana
Digital Sin
03-11-2003, 03:51 PM
no problem!
http://www.domokun.0catch.com/bootyshake.gif
Originally posted by efernandez_98
Oh yeah!
Viva la no viva!! :luxhello I am catching up to you guys, I am only a little over 4000 over me. But I will catch up. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....*coughs* sorry got a little crazy there for a minute.
efernandez_98
03-11-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by EXer
I am catching up to you guys, I am only a little over 4000 over me. But I will catch up. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....*coughs* sorry got a little crazy there for a minute. Did he just trip over his own feet?
Originally posted by efernandez_98
Did he just trip over his own feet? *rubs his nose* yeah i tripped. *ties shoes* and i'm off........
efernandez_98
03-11-2003, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by EXer
*rubs his nose* yeah i tripped. *ties shoes* and i'm off........ watch out for the extra piece of duct tape that you have...
/me hears a distance racket
nevermind.
EXersGRL
03-11-2003, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by EXer
Digi why are you making us guys looks bad for? We already look bad, but that is making it worse. lol He already looks bad..hmm..he never takes messages for me..hehe..i usually have to pry anything i need out of him..hehehehe!!! :banana :lmao :rofl2 :devil
Digital Sin
03-11-2003, 05:15 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by EXersGRL
[B]He already looks bad..hmm..he never takes messages for me..hehe..i usually have to pry anything i need out of him..hehehehe!!
did he tell you the pabst beer is fine? :lmao
Orangepeel
03-11-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by TheGeekMistress
lol, oh lord. you don't get it?
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Scottman
03-11-2003, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Weejamer
heres 1 :happywave
care to explain
Did efer or anybody else explain this to you Wee? Just in case, here goes: Ladies require a little annual maintenance - something known as a "pap smear". This procedure is performed by a gynocologist.
If things are still a little fuzzy, drop me a line... :spin
Weejamer
03-12-2003, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Scottman
Did efer or anybody else explain this to you Wee? Just in case, here goes: Ladies require a little annual maintenance - something known as a "pap smear". This procedure is performed by a gynocologist.
If things are still a little fuzzy, drop me a line... :spin
erm yeah....
TheGeekMistress
03-12-2003, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by Orangepeel
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao lol, wut will men think of next to make a joke about?
Originally posted by Scottman
Did efer or anybody else explain this to you Wee? Just in case, here goes: Ladies require a little annual maintenance - something known as a "pap smear". This procedure is performed by a gynocologist.
If things are still a little fuzzy, drop me a line... :spin
Pat Smear?
Wasn't he a Guitarist in the Foo Fighters or something?
:rofl2
JCYC5
03-12-2003, 04:01 AM
I don't get it? :confused:
Originally posted by efernandez_98
watch out for the extra piece of duct tape that you have...
/me hears a distance racket
nevermind. *pulls out the Super Mega Ultra Spamthrower 9000 made by Microsoft, a loud humming beginnings as the spamthrower is switched on, the humming gets louder and louder* Oh Yeah, it is time for me to enter the fray. *pulls the trigger, and the gun explodes sending him 50 feet away from the spot he was standing at* Well there goes that idea, now I will never catch you guys. *pulls at the duct tape wrapped around his leg*
efernandez_98
03-12-2003, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by EXer
*pulls out the Super Mega Ultra Spamthrower 9000 made by Microsoft, a loud humming beginnings as the spamthrower is switched on, the humming gets louder and louder* Oh Yeah, it is time for me to enter the fray. *pulls the trigger, and the gun explodes sending him 50 feet away from the spot he was standing at* Well there goes that idea, now I will never catch you guys. *pulls at the duct tape wrapped around his leg* Heh, heh. Cheap Microsoft product.
*picks of pieces of spamthrower and places them back in the box, graps up the manual* WTF, Windows 3.1. No wonder this thing blew up. 3.1 sucked. *gives up the spamwar*
Weejamer
03-12-2003, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by efernandez_98
Heh, heh. Cheap Microsoft product.
don't you mean expensive microsoft product... Microsoft is never cheap
Originally posted by Weejamer
don't you mean expensive microsoft product... Microsoft is never cheap Yeah, thank goodness I still have the receipt. I hope they take this thing back like this. They will prolly want to just do an exchange.
efernandez_98
03-12-2003, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by Weejamer
don't you mean expensive microsoft product... Microsoft is never cheap hmm.. how about overpriced cheap products. (cheap meaning substandard design and materials)
Weejamer
03-12-2003, 08:26 AM
Originally posted by efernandez_98
hmm.. how about overpriced cheap products. (cheap meaning substandard design and materials)
Thats more like it
:rofl2
TheGeekMistress
03-12-2003, 12:44 PM
Originally posted by EXer
*pulls out the Super Mega Ultra Spamthrower 9000 made by Microsoft, a loud humming beginnings as the spamthrower is switched on, the humming gets louder and louder* Oh Yeah, it is time for me to enter the fray. *pulls the trigger, and the gun explodes sending him 50 feet away from the spot he was standing at* Well there goes that idea, now I will never catch you guys. *pulls at the duct tape wrapped around his leg* lmao :lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao
dat's too funny, the Super Mega Ultra Spamthrower 9000
Digital Sin
03-12-2003, 12:59 PM
is it the professional edition or the home edition?
i have the corporate edition, it is packed with features such as Symmetrical MultiSpamming.... comes in handy.
Originally posted by Digital Sin
is it the professional edition or the home edition?
i have the corporate edition, it is packed with features such as Symmetrical MultiSpamming.... comes in handy. It had Win 3.1. I gots a new one now I just gotta put it together *sits in the corner slowly putting together is new Super Mega Ultra Spamthrower 9000 ver 2 with XP SP1* You are in for it now. heheheh *continutes putting spamthrower together*
efernandez_98
03-12-2003, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by EXer
It had Win 3.1. I gots a new one now I just gotta put it together *sits in the corner slowly putting together is new Super Mega Ultra Spamthrower 9000 ver 2 with XP SP1* You are in for it now. heheheh *continutes putting spamthrower together* Make sure you enable the Mulitprotocol Spamming Tree.
Originally posted by efernandez_98
Make sure you enable the Mulitprotocol Spamming Tree. Will do. *put that on the To Do list, and begins installing the Tesla Coil*
This model will read your thoughts to help out in the spamwar. hehehe Here is a very ruff drawing of it, the drawing does not have the telsa coil upgrade.(i throw it together while i was eating lunch do don't laugh to hard)
EXersGRL
03-12-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by EXer
This model will read your thoughts to help out in the spamwar. hehehe Here is a very ruff drawing of it, the drawing does not have the telsa coil upgrade.(i throw it together while i was eating lunch do don't laugh to hard) :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao sorry...now what did you not want us to do..hehe:banana
EXersGRL
03-12-2003, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by EXersGRL
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao sorry...now what did you not want us to do..hehe:banana sorry ..i was just kidding...it was a good drawing....:heartbeat :banana :wavey :thumb
SteveO
03-12-2003, 02:00 PM
There is no use taking messages for women.... 90% of the time when 2 women talk on th phone they talk but not about anything important. How many times can you guys dicuss hair color or nails. Nothing really gets accomplished in these conversations. So when men dont give you girls the messages we are actually doing you a favor. I mean your time is important to. :rofl2 :D :D
In advance of the impending onslaught of the female hord hunting me down for these male shovenist coments :surrender :surrender :surrender :surrender
Digital Sin
03-12-2003, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by SteveO
There is no use taking messages for women.... 90% of the time when 2 women talk on th phone they talk but not about anything important. How many times can you guys dicuss hair color or nails. Nothing really gets accomplished in these conversations. So when men dont give you girls the messages we are actually doing you a favor. I mean your time is important to. :rofl2 :D :D
In advance of the impending onslaught of the female hord hunting me down for these male shovenist coments :surrender :surrender :surrender :surrender
hehe... looks like someone is gonna be sleeping on the couch a lot :D
EXersGRL
03-12-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by SteveO
There is no use taking messages for women.... 90% of the time when 2 women talk on th phone they talk but not about anything important. How many times can you guys dicuss hair color or nails. Nothing really gets accomplished in these conversations. So when men dont give you girls the messages we are actually doing you a favor. I mean your time is important to. :rofl2 :D :D
In advance of the impending onslaught of the female hord hunting me down for these male shovenist coments :surrender :surrender :surrender :surrender hmmmm...where is Napa Valley, Ca at?? J/k...whenever i talk to another female on the phone...i know i talk about more than hair color or nails...hehe...and a lot gets accomplished in those convos...guys just dont know it...guys have a secret languages and so do gals......just thought i would let ya know...hehe:wavey :banana
efernandez_98
03-12-2003, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Digital Sin
hehe... looks like someone is gonna be sleeping on the couch a lot :D He'd be lucky to be able to step foot in the house, let alone the couch.
Digital Sin
03-12-2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by efernandez_98
He'd be lucky to be able to step foot in the house, let alone the couch.
good point.
fido, get out of the doghouse.... looks like someone will be taking your place. :lmao
efernandez_98
03-12-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by Digital Sin
good point.
fido, get out of the doghouse.... looks like someone will be taking your place. :lmao I know a certain puppy that's going to sleep with momma tonight.
Originally posted by efernandez_98
I know a certain puppy that's going to sleep with momma tonight. :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
Scottman
03-12-2003, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Whisp[TR]
guys have a secret language
when am i going to be let into the special club
:Crying
Sorry. If you don't know, we can't tell you. ;)
Scottman
03-12-2003, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by JCYC5
I don't get it? :confused:
Would one of the 3GM Babes like to explain the relationship between internal scrapings and Milwaukee-based alcohol to JCYC5, or should I give it another shot?
EXersGRL
03-12-2003, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by Scottman
Would one of the 3GM Babes like to explain the relationship between internal scrapings and Milwaukee-based alcohol to JCYC5, or should I give it another shot? You go right ahead...i dont feel like it considering i have never enjoyed the experience of it....http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/tongue.gif
Digital Sin
03-12-2003, 09:59 PM
oh please enlighten us :D
EXersGRL
03-12-2003, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by Digital Sin
oh please enlighten us :D ummmm....no.....
/exersgrl does this to digi
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/lightsabre.gif
:lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :banana
Originally posted by EXersGRL
ummmm....no.....
/exersgrl does this to digi
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/lightsabre.gif
:lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :banana Where the hell did you get that smiley. Why am I alway the last to know about them.
efernandez_98
03-13-2003, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by EXer
Where the hell did you get that smiley. Why am I alway the last to know about them. Lol. http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/bubbly.gif
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/
Originally posted by efernandez_98
Lol. http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/bubbly.gif
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/ Thanks
It's go time.
/exer pulls out the Super Mega Ultra Spamthrower with tesla coil add-on
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/gunfire.gif
/digi and eferz rush in to attack
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/war.gif
/the war begins
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/lazerburn.gif
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/gunfire.gif
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/machinegun.gif
/eferz snipes exer's spamthrower leaving him weaponless
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/sniperer.gif
/exer gets mad
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/swear.gif
That's it I give up. I am not out of the spamwars.
efernandez_98
03-13-2003, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by EXer
/exer gets mad
http://www.fadzter.com/smilies/swear.gif
That's it I give up. I am not out of the spamwars.
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/plasma*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/shock*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/rocket*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/camper.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/mg*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/flack*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/shock*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/glob*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/impact*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/xloc.gif
/me reveals his secret clone army.
Originally posted by efernandez_98
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/plasma*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/shock*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/rocket*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/camper.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/mg*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/flack*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/shock*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/glob*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/impact*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/xloc.gif
/me reveals his secret clone army. Well no wonder I got my rear end handed to me on a platter. I was overwhelmed.
/me slows walks off the battlefield
EXersGRL
03-13-2003, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by efernandez_98
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/plasma*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/shock*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/rocket*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/camper.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/mg*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/flack*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/shock*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/glob*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/impact*****.gif
http://www.smilies.nl/rough/xloc.gif
/me reveals his secret clone army. LOL :hail :hail :hail :hail Efer!:banana
efernandez_98
03-13-2003, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Whisp[TR]
hmm ut2k3 ill think ill go play some
hahah
funny what they named those smiles
does that mean all your clones are a bunch of *****s
i think digital sin and dark fetish might like that well, let's just each of them has their speciality.
Digital Sin
03-13-2003, 01:19 PM
i still like my overkill smiley... where did i put it...
vBulletin® v3.6.8, Copyright ©2000-2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.