three dee gameman MOVIE QUOTE thread!

[Digital Sin]

"The black knight always triumphs! Have at you!"

"yes! the holy hand grenade of antioch! it is a relic brother maynard carries!"

[Berger]

Monty Python is really really good, cant watch it enough times!

[Digital Sin]

ONLY MOVIE QUOTES!

"you are one ugly motherf*cker."

-arnie, from predator


"do, or do not. there is no try."

-yoda

[Berger]

Whats my fav, "and i will strike down with great vengence and furious anger all those who oppose thee" Pulp fiction :D

[Digital Sin]

"i once drove through three states wearing some girl's head as a hat."

-steve buscemi, "con air"

[Berger]

"welcome to earth" wil smith, independence day.

[Berger]

"Your only suposed to blow the b**dy doors off" Michael Caine, The Italian Job.

[Digital Sin]

"ah, the americans arent so bad.... they named a street after me in san francisco.

*assistant whispers in ear*

its full of WHAT?"

-fidel castro, The simpsons

[AnGeLuS]

"I'll be back"
Arnie T2.

"Yippie Kay Yay Muther F**ker"
Bruce Willis Die Hard 2, 3.

"All your base are belong to us"
Zero Wing video game

[Artcwolf]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning....it's the smell of...victory."

Apocolypse Now!

"It's a new safety film from the district." (response to school principal during a showing of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

Summer School

"I need to see your drivers license and proof of insurance..."

Martin Riggs (while hanging onto a suspects vehicle during a police chase)
Lethal Weapon II

"Anyone, Anyone?"

Ferris Buellers Day Off

"Ta Ta"

Hannibal Lector
Hannibal

"...I ate his liver with a nice Chianti and some faver beans."

Hannibal Lector
Silence of the Lambs

[Berger]

Apocalypse now is excellent just love :heartbeat the ride of the valkeries music with the choppers and everything!

[SavesNFGDay]

"No Point Mentioning these bats I thought, the poor ******* will see them soon enough"
"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus"
-Jonny Depp, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

[west1055]

"I'm gettin too old for this sh*t"
Con Air

"Welcome to the Rock"
Sean Connery, The Rock

[tantousha]

"We are the knights who say NI!"
-Knights who say Ni, Monty Python, Holy Grail
"I fart in your general direction you English Ka-Nig-Iht"
-French Knight, Monty Python, Holy Grail
"Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelled of elderberries"
-French Knight, Monty Python, Holy Grail


GO PYTHON!!! Man oh man..nothing funnier...
*Remembers the Trojan Bunny* :lmao

[Maro]

" There can be only one!"

"Better to burn out than to fade away!"

"I am a Worm"

"I am in Disguise"

B]Highlander[/B]

(My Fave)

:beer :beer :beer

[Orangepeel]

"Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow connection...The lovers, the dreamers, and me..."

~Kermit T. Frog


"Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way?"

~Princess Leia


"I'd like to have an argument, please"

~Monty Python

[MGE]

(Gust of wind, a certain 'White powder' goes EVERYWHERE)
"Jesus!!!! Did you see what GOD just did to us Man?"

"God didn't do that, its you, your just a Narcotics Satan!!"

:rofl2

Johnny Depp and whoever plays Dr.Gonzo in
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

(Possibly, my FAVOURITE comedy movie!)

Also,

"Are you ready for that? Checking into a hotel in Vegas,
with a head full of Acid, with intent to commit Capital Fraud?
I sure hope so."
- Dr.Gonzo (Again)

:lmao

[Maro]

"This one goes up to 11!"

Spinal Tap

:devil :devil :devil

[Orangepeel]

Originally posted by Maro
"This one goes up to 11!"

Spinal Tap

:devil :devil :devil

LoL! I love that tune they do, "Stonehenge".

:lmao

[Berger]

Nvidia Product Video.
"the first rule of Nvidia" :lmao

[Jozone]

"I'm gonna git you sucka!!"
-I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0095348)

[Digital Sin]

"hey! you need a big hat to get into this club. big hats only!"

im gonna get you sucka

:lmao i love that movie

"the midget jumped out of his hat and tried to shoot me!"

[wazman]

Originally posted by Orangepeel
LoL! I love that tune they do, "Stonehenge".

:lmao

"Stonehenge, where the demons dwell, where the banshees live, and they do live well..."

[Digital Sin]

"that ***** better have my money.... come rain or sleet or snow.... that ***** better have it all, not half nor some but all my cash. because if she dont ill plant my foot in her ass.

im gonna get you sucka

[Jozone]

Digi you remember the stunt seen involving the women? Holy sh*t good stuff right there.

[Berger]

Timmah!
South Park

[Digital Sin]

Originally posted by Jozone
Digi you remember the stunt seen involving the women? Holy sh*t good stuff right there.

i have to go watch that movie again.... right now the funniest thing i remember was the ghetto olympics and the pimp costume with fish in the shoes :D

[Jozone]

Originally posted by Digital Sin
i have to go watch that movie again.... right now the funniest thing i remember was the ghetto olympics and the pimp costume with fish in the shoes :D

[Digital Sin]

EMAIL ME THE DVD! ;)

"ill be back"

-arnie

[crazypiper]

"I'm chaos, and he's mayhem. We're a double act."

Lethal Weapon 3_Mel Gibson

"Get in my belly."

Austin Powers 2_Fat *******_Mike Myers

"Go ahead, make my day."

Sudden Impact_Clint Eastwood

[Berger]

Do ya feel lucky, well do ya, punk?
Yipi Ki Yay Mother Fcuker!

[EXer]

"My BLT drive on my computer, went AWOL, and uh I got this project due tomorrow if I don't get it in he is going to ask me to commit harikari."

"I'm taking over a T.V. network."

"Yak,yak,yak......get a job."
Dade, aka ZeroCool, Crash Overdrive Movie: Hackers

"We are samurai, the keyboard cowboys."
Plague Movie: Hackers

"When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
Cereal Killer Movie: Hackers

If you can't tell Hackers is move if my favorite movies.
:thumb

[Jozone]

Originally posted by EXer
If you can't tell Hackers is one of my favorite movies.
:thumb
Yeah same here man... I own that dvd as well. You probably should have included the classic quote "Mess with the best, die like the rest" from Hackers :D

[Digital Sin]

i used to eat there......... ......really good noodles.

-neo

[EXer]

Originally posted by Jozone
Yeah same here man... I own that dvd as well. You probably should have included the classic quote "Mess with the best, die like the rest" from Hackers :D I posted the ones I have .wav files of. :)
But I did forget about that one. That is like the best line in the movie. I have the DVD as well. I could watch that movie like 5 times a day if I didn't have to work.

[efernandez_98]

$2!

[Digital Sin]

stupid is is stupid does.

-forrest gump

[Orangepeel]

Originally posted by Digital Sin
stupid is is stupid does.

-forrest gump

That movie has a ton of great quotes!

"Life is like a box of chocolates...ya never know what you're gonna get."

"RUN, Forrest...RUN!" :lmao

[tantousha]

Originally posted by Orangepeel
That movie has a ton of great quotes!

"Life is like a box of chocolates...ya never know what you're gonna get."

"RUN, Forrest...RUN!" :lmao

mmm...chocolates *runs off to secret stash*

[Orangepeel]

A few more..

- "You want answers?"
- "I want the truth!"
- "You can't handle the truth!"

~ A Few Good Men


"Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it."

~2001: A Space Odyssey


"Food fight!"

"Toga! Toga!"

~Animal House :thumb

And my personal fave...:D

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

~The Princess Bride

[Berger]

I'm sorry Sherry, i cant do that. :Wink

[efernandez_98]

Where's the beef?!

[Orangepeel]

Originally posted by Berger
I'm sorry Sherry, i cant do that. :Wink

Are you talking about the 2001 Space Odyessy quote :D?

[Digital Sin]

where's buzzsaw?

he had to split.

-arnie, in "the running man"

[efernandez_98]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/meetfeebles/meetfeebles4.jpg

"Please do not interrupt me, I am traveling on the astral plane"

-Meet the Feebles (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0097858)

[tantousha]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/meetfeebles/meetfeebles4.jpg

"Please do not interrupt me, I am traveling on the astral plane"

-Meet the Feebles (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0097858)

That's ummm....pretty freaky lookin there.....Hey It's weejamer pimped out German style...GO WEE!!

[Orangepeel]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/meetfeebles/meetfeebles4.jpg

"Please do not interrupt me, I am traveling on the astral plane"

-Meet the Feebles (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0097858)

And just what kind of puppet is THAT?!

If Jim Henson saw it, he would have a COW!

...wait a sec, that didn't come out right...

:rofl2

[Digital Sin]

laying into the pun jokes are we? :lmao


what you talkin bout?
-gary coleman

[Artcwolf]

Originally posted by Digital Sin
"that ***** better have my money.... come rain or sleet or snow.... that ***** better have it all, not half nor some but all my cash. because if she dont ill plant my foot in her ass.

im gonna get you sucka

ROFLMAO!!!

That was a great flick!

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by Orangepeel
And just what kind of puppet is THAT?!

If Jim Henson saw it, he would have a COW!

...wait a sec, that didn't come out right...

:rofl2 Lol. That my dear is a twisted parody on "The Muppets" if you can still find it to rent, I'd think twice about it. Especially, if you have fond memories of the muppets.

[tantousha]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
Lol. That my dear is a twisted parody on "The Muppets" if you can still find it to rent, I'd think twice about it. Especially, if you have fond memories of the muppets.

Sure sure...I still think it's a weejamer pimped out German style.

[Jozone]

whatever it is it looks kinda creepy.....:Holy Crap

[timie]

Pigpen - "CARPE THE DIEUM MAN!!!SIEZE THE CARP!!!"
Luke - "Did you just say sieze the carpe?"
Pigpen - "huh?"

Rick - pigpen, if i want advice about a good planet of the apes film or how to get the resin out of my bong, i'll come to you. but im not going to take romantic advice from someone who can't spell romantic or advice... or bong.

All from Out Cold :p

[WazLady]

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!
____

Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.

_____

I'll admit I may have seen better days... but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut.
____

Heaven help me. I love a psychotic!
______

I'm a junkyard.
______

So many people know me. I wish I did. I wish someone would tell me about me.

All quoted by:

Bette Davis as Margo Channing in "All About Eve"

[Iceman338]

"dad, have you been licking toads?"

"...I'm not, not licking toads..."

The SImpsons...

I could go on and on and on for hours on simpson's quotes!:lmao

[MGE]

Originally posted by Iceman338
"dad, have you been licking toads?"

"...I'm not, not licking toads..."

The SImpsons...

I could go on and on and on for hours on simpson's quotes!:lmao

"mmmmmm BEEEEER, The cause of, and solution too, ALL of lifs problems"

Homer Simpson

:lmao

[MGE]

Roofus: "Bethany, you are the great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand nice of Jesus Christ"

Jay: "So.... That would make Bethany... Part Black?" :bounce

Dogma

:lmao

[Berger]

Originally posted by Orangepeel
Are you talking about the 2001 Space Odyessy quote :D? yup :Nice

[EXersGRL]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
$2! That is from some little paper boy that rides off a cliff in the movie Better Off Dead. :)

[EXersGRL]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/meetfeebles/meetfeebles4.jpg

"Please do not interrupt me, I am traveling on the astral plane"

-Meet the Feebles (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0097858) Maybe that should be Darth Fetish's playmate.

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by EXersGRL
That is from some little paper boy that rides off a cliff in the movie Better Off Dead. :) yup, I'm a sucker for running gabs.

[RicorN]

Hail to the king baby

Evil Dead 3, army of darkness

Doh!
The simpsons

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
They live

If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Predator

[SteveO]

Being the capitalist pig that I am...

"If something's worth doing it's worth doing for money."

- Gordon Gecko, "Wall Street"

"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works."
- Gordon Gecko, "Wall Street"

On the humerous side...
Make sure you read it with the proper inflection

"AK 47, when you absolutely, positively have to kill every mother fl@cker in the room"
Samual L. Jackson, "Pulp Fiction"

[EXersGRL]

"Let me outta the car cole....let me outta the car!" Nicole Kidman in "Days of Thunder"

"Supercalafragalisticexpialadocious" Mary Poppins


know its old but have a couple more..but gotta watch movies to remember...hehe:banana :wavey :thumb

[Scottman]

Originally posted by west1055
"I'm gettin too old for this sh*t"
Con Air

"Welcome to the Rock"
Sean Connery, The Rock

"I'm gettin' too old for this" was the ever famous line by Danny Glover in all the Lethal Weapon movies too. What many people probably do not know is that Danny Glover used the line in ANOTHER movie with Mel Gibson too. Mel starred with Jodie Foster and James Garner in the movie "Maverick" between Lethal Weapon 3 and 4. The movie is set in the "Old West", and Danny Glover plays a bank robber who hits the local bank just as Mel's character is withdrawing all his money. There is a scene where each character looks at the other in "recongition", then shake their heads as if to say "Naw, couldn't be." Then, as Danny Glover's character runs out of the bank with the money, he can be heard to say "I'm getting to old for this".

A cute cross-over line.

[kale]

"YOU'RE FIRED!!"
- The Fifth Element

"I got no fire...."
- The Fifth Element

"It's a.... It's a.... "It's a...."
- The Fifth Element

"No no no no.... If it was a bomb, then all the alarms would go off 'cause all these hotels have bomb alarms right?"
- The Fifth Element

"I have a bad feeling about this..."
- Star Wars Trilogy

"Mesa Jar Jar Binks! Mesa your humble servant!"
- Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace

"Our Prrrreeeeeccccciiiioooouuuusssss. We must never let the nasty hobbitssses take prreeeccciiiooousss away."
- Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"Do you want me to describe it to you or would you like me to get you a box?"
- Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion..."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"It is his fault he didn't lock the garage."
-Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"You really think you can fly that thing?"
- Independence Day

"You really think you can do all that bull**** you just said?"
- Independence Day

"I have got to get me one of these!"
- Independence Day

"Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Just get us out of here!"
- Independence Day

"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?"
- The Matrix

"Now how did the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like,
huh? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat
tasted like actually tasted like, uh...Oatmeal or tuna fish. That
makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken for
example. Maybe they couldn't tell what to make chicken taste like
which is why chicken tastes like everything!"
- The Matrix

"Pay no attention to these hypocrites, Neo! To deny our own
impulses, is to deny the very thing that makes us human."
- The Matrix

"Good! Adaptation, improvisation, but your weakness is not your technique."
- The Matrix

"Were you listening to me, Neo, or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?"
- The Matrix

"I know Kung Fu."
- The Matrix

"Show Me."
- The Matrix

"Would you please remove any metallic items you're carrying, any keys, loose change?"
- The Matrix

"Ohhhh ****!"
- The Matrix

"C'mon, stop trying to hit me and hit me!"
- The Matrix

"Dodge this."
- The Matrix

"Do you believe that my being stronger, or faster, has anything to do with my muscles, in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?"
- The Matrix

"Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of **** they are."
- Rush Hour

"This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer."
- Rush Hour

"Fifty million dollars?! Man, who you think you kidnapped? Chelsea Clinton?!"
- Rush Hour

"Sorry, all y'all look alike!"
- Rush Hour 2

"This is my land. Here, I am Michael Jackson and you are Toto!"
- Rush Hour 2

"You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate for dinner last night!"
- Rush Hour 2

"I'll kill you until you die for it!"
- Hot Shots Part Deux

"I could be Agent M!"
- Men in Black 2

"Mr. West, not every situation requires your patented approach of shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two."
- Wild Wild West

"Never give up! Never surrender!"
- Galaxy Quest

"I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!"
- Galaxy Quest

"Now that's what I call high quality H2O."
- The Waterboy

"My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush."
- The Waterboy

"Have you ever killed anyone?"
- True Lies

"Yeah, but they were all bad."
- True Lies

"Ask me a question I would normally lie to."
- True Lies

"Are we going to die?"
- True Lies

"Yep!"
- True Lies


:banana :lmao :rofl2 :lmao :banana