To Vancouverites...

[tantousha]

Ever watch CityTV (channel 13 I believe) at 1AM on Fri nights? It's like a porno store delivered to your own home....whoa!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[JCYC5]

For free?

[ch0g0nda]

Yeah. Blue movie's or something. Pretty softcore. I'd rather just d/l a few movies.

[JCYC5]

Cher~

lol...

I was planning on moving for a moment there.

[tantousha]

Originally posted by Mencius
Yeah. Blue movie's or something. Pretty softcore. I'd rather just d/l a few movies.

download movies eh? I never stoop to that level <cough>yeah RIGHT!</cough>

[SavesNFGDay]

Lol, Crazy Canucks, they get The Adult Softcore movies for free....Where do I sign up, I swear, I'm moving to canada someday...

[JCYC5]

You don't need to download. Stream.

[tantousha]

Originally posted by SavesNFGDay
Lol, Crazy Canucks, they get The Adult Softcore movies for free....Where do I sign up, I swear, I'm moving to canada someday...

Crazy Canuck Youths....heehee....not even legal age and we get free pr0n!

[ch0g0nda]

Yeah! Free streams. 180x160 8kbps.

Nah. I think I'd rather channel 13.

Man.. Some of those movies are funny. Ever watch channel 39 after midnight on teh weekends? X (that's the name of the movie.. Just "x") was hilarious.

[tantousha]

Originally posted by Mencius
Yeah! Free streams. 180x160 8kbps.

Nah. I think I'd rather channel 13.

Man.. Some of those movies are funny. Ever watch channel 39 after midnight on teh weekends? X (that's the name of the movie.. Just "x") was hilarious.

Space (45) has done some funny stuff....they did one that was a parody...but I can't remember the first movie or the name of the parody...oh well.... :P

[JCYC5]

Whats it about?

I hate that 30 seconds limit...

[SavesNFGDay]

Originally posted by tantousha
Crazy Canuck Youths....heehee....not even legal age and we get free pr0n! Not to Mention a Decent Healthcare system, Money Not all going towards Defense....

[JCYC5]

Yay, we have a new member in our post-counting chat room!

[tantousha]

Originally posted by SavesNFGDay
Not to Mention a Decent Healthcare system, Money Not all going towards Defense....


heehee...I love our army..with their SeaKing helicopters...how do they kill the bad guys? by crashing the SeaKings into them :D

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by tantousha
Space (45) has done some funny stuff....they did one that was a parody...but I can't remember the first movie or the name of the parody...oh well.... :P Flesh Gordon? ^_^

[JCYC5]

I hate how I feel so left out of things related to the country I was born in.

[tantousha]

Originally posted by Mencius
Flesh Gordon? ^_^

That's the one!! I love it..sooo funny!

[ch0g0nda]

It's barely even pron. Do you remember what the name of the sex ray was?

God that was funny.

"Oh no Flesh! It's the sex ray!"

/all get's naked.

[tantousha]

Originally posted by Mencius
It's barely even pron. Do you remember what the name of the sex ray was?

God that was funny.

"Oh no Flesh! It's the sex ray!"

/all get's naked.

heehee...so funny...

Man, this channel 13 has more nudity than Wreck Beach!

[SavesNFGDay]

Originally posted by tantousha
heehee...I love our army..with their SeaKing helicopters...how do they kill the bad guys? by crashing the SeaKings into them :D yeah, But they got the CA-18s too...those are pretty badass...But they have just what they need, not a lot of bloat like the US goverment has....Too keep them Commies away...

[JCYC5]

...I'm being left out again :Crying

[ch0g0nda]

Wow.. That chick has some nice.. "features."

[tantousha]

Originally posted by SavesNFGDay
yeah, But they got the CA-18s too...those are pretty badass...But they have just what they need, not a lot of bloat like the US goverment has....Too keep them Commies away...

Yeah..and our HMCS Winnipeg...a warship that can literally run circles around anything the US pumps out!

as for the Ch. 13, I don't think 10 seconds goes by without a sex scene....whoa!

[JCYC5]

But the Candian military is kinda in a pitiful state...

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by JCYC5
But the Candian military is kinda in a pitiful state... Canadian Mili-whatsie?

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
But the Candian military is kinda in a pitiful state...

I know..but we are all about peace...no one attacks us...they'd rather go for our war-mongering friend to our south....(please don't flame me, I'm innocent, really! :Nice)

[SavesNFGDay]

Compared to what JC?

[JCYC5]

Well, can't blame the US for playing big brother...

[tantousha]

oop...Ch. 13...the two chicks going across America in a converatible wearing nothing but bras just picked up the lone cowboy hitchhiker...now the plot thickens...

[JCYC5]

Lets say a country that once ruled Canada, Britain...

[JCYC5]

Originally posted by tantousha
oop...Ch. 13...the two chicks going across America in a converatible wearing nothing but bras just picked up the lone cowboy hitchhiker...now the plot thickens...

Damn, I want to watch it...
Keep us updated...

[SavesNFGDay]

I want a website where you can watch streaming Cable TV from anywhere in the world for a flat fee, that would be VERY worth it for me, even if the quality wasn't spectacular.

[JCYC5]

That'd be great...

Can you guys stop for a moment? I need to take a piss...

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Damn, I want to watch it...
Keep us updated...

one of the girls keeps daydreaming about her and the hitchhiker getting it on in the dessert....she's ugly under the clothes..blech! boob job...

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by JCYC5
That'd be great...

Can you guys stop for a moment? I need to take a piss... Yeah.. I need a second or two to blink. Or at least watch the pr0n on ch 13.

[JCYC5]

I hate fake boobs.

[ch0g0nda]

Oh sweet. Now they've broken down on the side of the road. And why is that chick wearing a push-up bra for a top?

[ch0g0nda]

.Oh.

Here comes the sex.

On a blanket non-the-less.

[tantousha]

oop...the car broke down and they can't fix it so now they have to camp out in the dessert....so predictable! oop...leg over another, kissing and *censored* and then he picks her up and *censored* and *censored* and then they go and *censored* and lastly *censored*

[ch0g0nda]

TANT!

I SEE NIPPLE!

eew. And guy butt.

[JCYC5]

Do you folks carry a blanket everywhere you go??

[SavesNFGDay]

Originally posted by JCYC5
I hate fake boobs. Agreed, What's the Point??? I'd prefer smaller real ones, over larger Fake ones any day...

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Do you folks carry a blanket everywhere you go??

of course..you never know when you might have an 'encounter' in the dessert!

I see alot more than nipple now....*censored*

[tantousha]

Originally posted by SavesNFGDay
Agreed, What's the Point??? I'd prefer smaller real ones, over larger Fake ones any day...


mmm...small real ones....been too long...

oop...now the hitchhiker is walking off into the sunrise...and the cops got out over the broken car...I smell another sex scene coming on....

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by tantousha
of course..you never know when you might have an 'encounter' in the dessert!

I see alot more than nipple now....*censored* I saw a really bad guy butt to nipple ratio. It was kinda like buying an Intel CPU.

[JCYC5]

:lmao :rofl2

[tantousha]

Originally posted by Mencius
I saw a really bad guy butt to nipple ratio. It was kinda like buying an Intel CPU.

yeah well the fake boobs were kind of like AMD and they're fake numbering scheme...1800+ my a$$! :P

[tantousha]

whoa! this is twisted...the girls are in a white building with wierd guys in white clothes and they're forced to wear tank tops...like a kinky sex prison!

[ch0g0nda]

This movie is getting interesting/ridiculous. I'm gonna post one more time (1700) then I'm done.

[tantousha]

yeah...I'm gonna post till 700 and then call it a night...oh wait..this is 700...maybe a few more!

[JCYC5]

lemme guess... going to watch the movie?

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
lemme guess... going to watch the movie?

yeah...need my hands free :devil

nah..I got an early morning...

[JCYC5]

Don't busy your hands to that movie... it sounds bad from what you guys said.

Sunday tomorrow...why do you need to wake early?

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Don't busy your hands to that movie... it sounds bad from what you guys said.

Sunday tomorrow...why do you need to wake early?

actually it's Sat tomorrow here...I have VYSO (Vancouver Youth Symphony Orchestra) rehearsal in the morn...starts at 9:30 so I have to leave at like 8:00

[JCYC5]

Ah right...

Alright then... have fun and be careful of RAMS.

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Ah right...

Alright then... have fun and be careful of RAMS.

RAMS? whazzat?

[JCYC5]

Repeated Action Muscle Strain.

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Repeated Action Muscle Strain.

hahaha...damn! *muscle kinks up*

[JCYC5]

:Nope

You're going to go blind soon...

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
:Nope

You're going to go blind soon...

nah, I spent a year with a girlfriend...so I figure I have another half a year before I need another....hee

[JCYC5]

I have one, and I'm not blind... I don't do anything that would make me blind... no need to :Wink

[SavesNFGDay]

Originally posted by JCYC5
I have one, and I'm not blind... I don't do anything that would make me blind... no need to :Wink I wish I was getting action at 13....sigh.....

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by SavesNFGDay
I wish I was getting action at 13....sigh..... I wish I was getting action at 16.... Wait.... Perhaps I should just ask one of em out one time. That may be the way to the horizontal mombo.

[SavesNFGDay]

Originally posted by Mencius
I wish I was getting action at 16.... Wait.... Perhaps I should just ask one of em out one time. That may be the way to the horizontal mombo. THAT IS THE WAY!! hha, found that out around 15 myself....you have to ask to ever get anywhere...to bad the asking is terrible....

[JCYC5]

I just needed to hint...

[egarrard]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Repeated Action Muscle Strain. Did you know that Alabama just banned sex toys? Seems they cause Carpel Tunnel Syndrome.

(Somehow I bet that reading this thread was a whole lot better than watching that movie...)

[JCYC5]

Thats just funny...

But then again, sex toys aren't all THAT necessary...

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by SavesNFGDay
THAT IS THE WAY!! hha, found that out around 15 myself....you have to ask to ever get anywhere...to bad the asking is terrible.... I dunno. Asking has always been rather painless...

UPDATE!: The movie sucked. I fell asleep 20 minutes after I stopped posting.

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by egarrard
Did you know that Alabama just banned sex toys? Seems they cause Carpel Tunnel Syndrome.

(Somehow I bet that reading this thread was a whole lot better than watching that movie...) As long as the motorized rubber duckie is around I'm sure the fem-ppl will find a way to get by.

ala. maxim

[SavesNFGDay]

Originally posted by egarrard
Did you know that Alabama just banned sex toys? Seems they cause Carpel Tunnel Syndrome.

(Somehow I bet that reading this thread was a whole lot better than watching that movie...) I would think they'd help prevent carpal tunnel syndrome, but some times those whacky southerner's 'll do anything to keep the "Traditional Family" intact...

[efernandez_98]

It's nice to see a thread visited solely by RealLifeCabal.

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
It's nice to see a thread visited solely by RealLifeCabal. Gee. Hadn't noticed that till now.

Well... I guess we're the kewl ones.

[tantousha]

Woo! GO us!! We're so cool...talking about pr0n, sex toys and gfs (or a lack thereof)! W00t!

[egarrard]

Originally posted by SavesNFGDay
I would think they'd help prevent carpal tunnel syndrome, but some times those whacky southerner's 'll do anything to keep the "Traditional Family" intact... True. Kinda goes with their fondness for their nannies. :rofl2

http://www.cafes.net/egarrard/Files/Nanny.jpg

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by egarrard
True. Kinda goes with their fondness for their nannies. :rofl2

http://www.cafes.net/egarrard/Files/Nanny.jpg :lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao

[JCYC5]

:rofl2 :rofl2 :rofl2 :rofl2 :rofl2

[tantousha]

Hey Mencius....

I wonder if anything good is on tonight? hmmm....