View Full Version : You will never be the same after watching this...
ElCaminante
05-04-2003, 07:07 AM
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/virgin.php
:shocking
WazLady
05-04-2003, 08:05 AM
Yikes....a guy like him singing "Like a Virgin" is just wrong.
He cannot even dance good.
And he thinks he can sing. If he was on the "Gong Show" he would have been "Gonged" after the first line....
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
ElCaminante
05-04-2003, 09:09 AM
I though it was some sort of a joke or something, but as he went on with the 'singing' and 'dancing' (or whatever that was, lol!), i realised he was being serious. rofl!
This poor guy ridiculed himself before millions of viewers.
egarrard
05-04-2003, 04:08 PM
A good example of the main reason I retired...
tantousha
05-04-2003, 04:23 PM
yet another reason I am slowly losing faith in humanity.....
Tivon
05-04-2003, 04:59 PM
Singing in your shower and in the car is not the same as singing on live TV.
You can as a singer get better after hearing yourself sing. Most people don't
like hearing their voice being played back. But if you do it enough you can
learn to control the things enough to sound like a pro. It's just that depth
between your inner voice and your ear that gets a different range of music.
He is what I'd call TONE DEFT.
What was sad about this man is not so much the TONE DEFT singing,
But rather him trying to dance seductively and sing to a girls voice.
I would say based on what I've seen of him he is TONE DEFT and might also
be a suppressed Homosexual, this opion is only based on his selection of music.
I think this man needs a website all of his own...lol
Simon might be a jerk, but the truth hurts..
The first thought I have about these people who attempt to audition for these types of shows and competitions is WHERE THE HELL ARE THEIR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AT???
I mean, it is one thing to encourage someone to go after their dreams, that is all good. But it is another to allow a family member or friend to humiliate themselves like that. I mean come on, if he were my family member or friend I would have done all I could to discourage him from doing that.
Be supportive, but don't let your friends and family members make fools of themselves, that just isn't right.
Not that it isn’t entertaining mind you.
:D
egarrard
05-04-2003, 05:53 PM
Did y'all see this (http://www.waxy.org/random/video/Star_Wars_Kid_Remix.wmv) over at [H]?
Tivon
05-04-2003, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by egarrard
Did y'all see this (http://www.waxy.org/random/video/Star_Wars_Kid_Remix.wmv) over at [H]?
HAHA! DAM!.. Where do they find these people?:lmao
Originally posted by egarrard
Did y'all see this (http://www.waxy.org/random/video/Star_Wars_Kid_Remix.wmv) over at [H]?
ROFL, yes, I have seen that :)
thephenom
05-04-2003, 07:50 PM
I think i'm gonna have nitemares tonite.
Tivon
05-04-2003, 09:21 PM
Originally posted by thephenom
I think i'm gonna have nitemares tonite.
You fall into a deep sleep.............:Boring
/Music... Worst American Idol Singer "Like a Virgin" starts to sing the Starwars Theme.
Darth Fetish vs The Starwars Kid.
/Kid "Don't thouch me there, only daddy can touch me there!"
/Darth "I am your father?"
/Kid "NEVER!...NOoo NOOOOOOOooooo..."
/Virgin "Umm.. ohh star warsss...ahh.. umm oh starwarrrss."
/Darth "Good Lord, WTH was that noise? I've lost my hearing!"
/Kid Pulls out 12" Meatsabor. "Don't make me hurt you old man!"
/Darth :Holy Crap "Your powers are complete, join the darkside with me and together we shale rule the galaxy father and son."
/Virgin "Ummm.. ohhh star warsss.. oh ..oh umm..Yoda show me the light...umm yah starwarsss.."
/Darth "DEAR GOD, tell me there is not a sound track!"
/Kid Pulls down his pants and takes on Darth in his Tone Deft distraction! :devil
/Darths meatsabor goes limp... "It's too late for me... I don't think the force or viagra can help me now..ack"
/Virgin "Darth is a jerk!"
egarrard
05-04-2003, 09:45 PM
See what I mean...
thephenom
05-04-2003, 09:49 PM
now, i'm DEFINITELY getting nightmares.:banghead
Tivon
05-04-2003, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by thephenom
now, i'm DEFINITELY getting nightmares.:banghead
HAHA!:lmao
Give me points for that one!:KICKASS
das7282
05-04-2003, 10:00 PM
That has got to be the worst singing I have ever heard!!!!:eek: :eek:
Tivon
05-05-2003, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by Tivon
HAHA! DAM!.. Where do they find these people?:lmao
I watched the regular and then the remix.. again.. :lmao
JCYC5
05-05-2003, 03:25 AM
Reminds me of one of my friends...
Mark sings worse though.
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