Who has fought against their hormones and won everytime ? !

[imtim83]

I have! So far i have won every battle and war against my hormones! They will not control me! I will control them!

[JCYC5]

Are you sure you can resist your hormones?

[imtim83]

JCYC5 yes i am sure. I win everytime against my hormones!

Sooner or later they won't be any left!!!!!! Wooooo Hooooo!!

[JCYC5]

Somehow, I'm not that sure that you can... :Blah

[RicorN]

:What the
I'm the only one thats getting slightly annoyed by this guys wierd questions?
:What the

[JCYC5]

I find it pretty entertaining :Blah

[imtim83]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Somehow, I'm not that sure that you can... :Blah

JCYC5 why do you think its not possible?

[SavesNFGDay]

Originally posted by RicorN
:What the
I'm the only one thats getting slightly annoyed by this guys wierd questions?
:What the I think so, the people who get annoyed I think just stay out of the threads he posts...

[JCYC5]

Nevermind...heh.

I was just making a joke...

[imtim83]

JCYC5 sorry.

[JCYC5]

You have nothing to be sorry for...

[imtim83]

ok.

[JCYC5]

Good.

:D

[imtim83]

ok.

JCYC5 do they have a whole lot of local computer stores where you live?

[wazman]

I can control my hormones. It's easy when you're married. :)

[MGE]

Are we talking about sex drive here?

Or something completly different?

If it is the case, then no, I'm a slave to my hormones :D

[wazman]

Originally posted by wazman
I can control my hormones. It's easy when you're married. :)

Because once you get married, SHE controls the hormones.

And the money.

And everything else.

But they're still there... I just subdue them... :)

[MGE]

Originally posted by wazman
Because once you get married, SHE controls the hormones.

And the money.

And everything else.

But they're still there... I just subdue them... :)

I will not go quietly into the Night! .... :lmao

[wazman]

Originally posted by MGE
I will not go quietly into the Night! .... :lmao

Oh, believe me, I don't... :devil

And that's all I'm going to say. :D

[Orangepeel]

Originally posted by MGE
I will not go quietly into the Night! .... :lmao

Kicking and screaming, eh?

That should be interesting to watch... :D

[wazman]

Originally posted by Orangepeel
Kicking and screaming, eh?

That should be interesting to watch... :D

Certainly another way of doing it... :KICKASS

[MGE]

Originally posted by Orangepeel
Kicking and screaming, eh?

That should be interesting to watch... :D

Yeah, I'm gonna go the way I came into this world! :lmao
O wait, thats if death comes near me! :D
He comes near me, I'll rip his Nipple off! :rofl2

But, yeah, kickin and screamin could work, when all else fails, either sulk or throw a tantrum! :D
hhmmm, perhaps not. :)

The line "Close your eyes and think of (Insert their native country here)" works sometimes, if your REALLY lucky! :D :devil :rofl2

[imtim83]

I can't believe you all. Shame on you lol.
To much information :(

[JCYC5]

Yes, there are lots of computer stores around.

In huge computer malls.

[MGE]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Yes, there are lots of computer stores around.

In huge computer malls.

Not many near to me at all :(

The only ones are Microdirect, RAM, and Dabs.
Ram has moved to leeds (About 20Miles away) now tho, arse.
And Dabs is all the way in Bolton. (About 10 miles away)

Microdirect Rulez anyway! :D

[Artcwolf]

Originally posted by wazman
Certainly another way of doing it... :KICKASS

Now we know where darth has been...:lmao

[Artcwolf]

Originally posted by wazman
Certainly another way of doing it... :KICKASS

j/k

[redphoenix]

hormones > me

its so damn hard especially with a girlfriend that seduces you.

[tantousha]

When I'm dating someone I let my hormones go...but when I'm single I control them to prevent me from grabbing any cute girl on the street.....

sadly my hormones have been under control for about 6 months :Sigh

As for you intim...you sound like a pretty conserative boy and I hope you realize that these forums are well...inhibition free...cause:

Inhibition free is the way to be! :KICK ASS

[WazLady]

Hormones.....hmmmm...

For a women that is a touchey subject. :eek:

I will just leave it at that:cool:

[imtim83]

JCYC5 how big are these computer malls?

[imtim83]

No female or anyone can seduce me. No one.

[wazman]

Originally posted by WazLady
Hormones.....hmmmm...

For a women that is a touchey subject. :eek:

I will just leave it at that:cool:

Now, dear, what could you possibly be talking about?

You don't have problems with hormones...

You just send me screaming under the bed once a month... :)

[JCYC5]

Originally posted by imtim83
JCYC5 how big are these computer malls?

The biggest one has over 1000 shops...

[imtim83]

JCYC5 oh my god maybe i should move! Thats like a candy store to me!

[imtim83]

wazman ekkkkkkkkk.

To much information :(

Passes out.

[JCYC5]

the biggest computer mall has it's own website and forums that have 7254 members connected right now...

[imtim83]

JCYC5 whats the address for the website and forum please?

[wazman]

Originally posted by imtim83
wazman ekkkkkkkkk.

To much information :(

Passes out.

Believe me - if you were there once a month around that "certain time"...

You'd be exactly the same way... :)

[imtim83]

No. No one can seduce me. No one. Not even someone with a computer.

[Orangepeel]

Originally posted by JCYC5
The biggest one has over 1000 shops...

That's it...Rod, we're packing :eek:! Computer stuff galore!

The best spot here in Toronto is around College and Spadina, but a mall full of stuff sounds like a hoot!

Hi Ho, it's off to Hong Kong we go...know any hospitals that need a pharmacy technician :D?

[imtim83]

Orangepeel lol are you serious about moving there right now?

I wish i could maybe. I would be there always lol.

I wonder how many computer stores the Mall of Americans have?

[Orangepeel]

Originally posted by imtim83
Orangepeel lol are you serious about moving there right now?

I wish i could maybe. I would be there always lol.

I wonder how many computer stores the Mall of Americans have?

:D

Just kidding, but a trip there would be nice ;).

Was in a mall in Singapore like that once, almost everything was electronics gear. It blew me away :eek:!

[imtim83]

Orangepeel that would blow me away too! I would be jumping for joy and dancing if i saw a huge mall full of nothing with computer stuff and hardware! I would never beable to leave!

[MGE]

I usually require dragging out of the local electronics shop! :D

I get in there, and am like "ooo, the new so and so from..."

or, just generally going nuts.
I wondered where all my money went lately?! :D

Its a good job I don't have any sugary drinks before hand, or I would probably go hyper.
Like I do if I eat too many Kinder eggs.
Not a pretty sight! :KICK ASS

[JCYC5]

I promise you guys pictures next time I go...

Tim, unless you can read Chinese, the page is not much use for you...

Here (http://www.hkgolden.com)

[WazLady]

Originally posted by wazman
Believe me - if you were there once a month around that "certain time"...

You'd be exactly the same way... :)

I'm not THAT bad!:KICKASS

I just get a little touchy that's all.....:devil

[MGE]

Originally posted by WazLady
I'm not THAT bad!:KICKASS

I just get a little touchy that's all.....:devil

When you say "Touchy" Do you really mean:
"I just turn into an Axe Weilding Maniac" ? :rofl2 :p

[WazLady]

Originally posted by MGE
When you say "Touchy" Do you really mean:
"I just turn into an Axe Weilding Maniac" ? :rofl2 :p

I get a little more sensitive at that time that's all. :bomb

I wouldn't call myself a Maniac, though Wazman will probably beg to differ on that...

He does stay away from me for about a week each month...I have often wondered why.....???????

[wazman]

Originally posted by MGE
When you say "Touchy" Do you really mean:
"I just turn into an Axe Weilding Maniac" ? :rofl2 :p

When she says "Touchy", she means "Come within 20 feet of me and I'll strip the flesh off your bones without even lifting a finger."

That's what she means.

So I don't. I'm a smart Wazman...

[wazman]

Originally posted by WazLady
I get a little more sensitive at that time that's all. :bomb

I wouldn't call myself a Maniac, though Wazman will probably beg to differ on that...

He does stay away from me for about a week each month...I have often wondered why.....???????

Cause he wants to live to see his next birthday, that's why... :)

[MGE]

Originally posted by wazman
When she says "Touchy", she means "Come within 20 feet of me and I'll strip the flesh off your bones without even lifting a finger."

That's what she means.

So I don't. I'm a smart Wazman...

heh, I know the feeling! ;)

Women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em! :D

[tantousha]

Originally posted by MGE
heh, I know the feeling! ;)

Women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em! :D

And just when you are wondering why you put up with them they show you to the bedroom...:KICK ASS

[MGE]

Originally posted by tantousha
And just when you are wondering why you put up with them they show you to the bedroom...:KICK ASS

and 5 minutes later, your back to square 1 :devil :lmao

well, hopefully not 5 minutes anyway ;) :devil

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by tantousha
And just when you are wondering why you put up with them they show you to the bedroom... ...needs painting. :lmao

[tantousha]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
...needs painting. :lmao

/me gets handed thing of paint chips....

[WazLady]

Originally posted by MGE
heh, I know the feeling! ;)

Women, can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em! :D

Your right....sometimes we baffle you guys...

Sometimes we baffle ourselves...:What the

[egarrard]

Wouldn't eferz' special friend fit in wonderfully in threads like this one?:luxhello

[imtim83]

I can live without them. Its very possible. No one needs a mate. I don't and never will.

[MGE]

Originally posted by WazLady
Your right....sometimes we baffle you guys...

Sometimes we baffle ourselves...:What the

Its mainly the contradictions that gets us.

Her: "Don't you come near me!!!!!!"

Me: "Ok, I'll go chill over here.
aahh, trusty PC, you'll never throw a Hissy fit at me will you?"

Her: "No, I didn't mean that, I want a hug"

Me: "But you just said...."

PC: "< BSOD >"

Me: "WTF!!!"

Originally posted by imtim83
I can live without them. Its very possible. No one needs a mate. I don't and never will.

So you are becoming a Hermet?
Just you, your PC, a small hut, and perhaps a mountain goat, on a tall hill, farming coffee beans?
You do realise you can't get broadband in huts don't you? :p :D

[tantousha]

Originally posted by MGE
So you are becoming a Hermet?
Just you, your PC, a small hut, and perhaps a mountain goat, on a tall hill, farming coffee beans?
You do realise you can't get broadband in huts don't you? :p :D

mmm...broadband....

[imtim83]

MGE i already have broadband and i plan on moving just to get OOL or faster broadband! :)

[MGE]

Originally posted by tantousha
mmm...broadband....

It is the only way to go! :D

[MGE]

Originally posted by imtim83
MGE i already have broadband and i plan on moving just to get OOL or faster broadband! :)

You already have Broadband in your hut?

Cool!

I thought you had to be close to the exchange for it too work?
No mountain goat on a tall hill then? :D :p

[imtim83]

huh?

[imtim83]

All i have to say is i will always want faster broadband!!!!!

[MGE]

Originally posted by imtim83
huh?

Never mind, you obviously missed the point.

[imtim83]

MGE what was the point please?

Thank you.

[MGE]

Originally posted by imtim83

I can live without them. Its very possible. No one needs a mate. I don't and never will.

Originally posted by MGE

So you are becoming a Hermet?
Just you, your PC, a small hut, and perhaps a mountain goat, on a tall hill, farming coffee beans?
You do realise you can't get broadband in huts don't you? :p :D

[imtim83]

MGE did you know there is broadband in Calf. and Wash. that is 10 Mbps download and 10 Mbps upload speed for $30 to $50 a month ? ! There is!

Also did you know in Utah there is 100 Mbps download and upload speed broadband for $40 to $60 a month! Which can be upgraded to 1000 Mbps download and 1000 Mbps upload speed very easily. 1000 Mbps = 1 Gbps download and upload speed when they upgrade it to that! My god!!!! Imagine what you could do with that kind of bandwidth!

Heck i would take the 10 Mbps download and 10 Mbps upload speed in Calf. and Wash. but sooner or later it won't be enough because i will always wanted faster broadband!

[MGE]

Originally posted by imtim83

Also did you know in Utah there is 100 Mbps download and upload speed broadband for $40 to $60 a month! Which can be upgraded to 1000 Mbps download and 1000 Mbps upload speed very easily. 1000 Mbps = 1 Gbps download and upload speed when they upgrade it to that! My god!!!! Imagine what you could do with that kind of bandwidth!


I'm currently deciding how much salt I should take with that.
1Gbps internet bandwidth, hhmmmmm.
I'm not saying your telling porkie pies, but I somehow doubt that.
I bet most businesses would want that, and if it is true bandwidth, and not just bandwidth to the ISP, then I doubt thats going to cost less than $800 per month.

[imtim83]

MGE they only offer 100 Mbps download and upload speed right now and i have no idea how much it is to install. All i know is how much it is per a month.

[MGE]

Originally posted by imtim83
MGE they only offer 100 Mbps download and upload speed right now and i have no idea how much it is to install. All i know is how much it is per a month.

and how much is 100Mbps internet access?

[imtim83]

Like i said $40 to $60 a month. Thats all i know so far.

[MGE]

Originally posted by imtim83
Like i said $40 to $60 a month. Thats all i know so far.

Perhaps you should read this (http://newsroom.cisco.com/dlls/prod_103002c.html) and this (http://www.whirlpool.net.au/article.cfm/676) :cool_shad

(altho, i that last one kind of doesn't apply)

point: 10Mbps internet access = insanely fast
100Mbps Internet access = something I only thought ISPs had

[imtim83]

Oh my god. Lord. Christ. God.

A 3 gig per a month download limit for $84 a month with only 1 Mbps download and upload for powerline internet access up north. There is no way in heck anyone is going to accept that. Heck thats nothing with a few users networked even. Ha. They are ripping people off. Down with that power line isp.

[JCYC5]

Tim, you haven't been posting much questions lately?

[imtim83]

JCYC5 well i have been watching all those tornadoes that are happening. Pretty scary i seems in those states. I am not real close to them but i have been looking on the news. Plus watching a little tv, watched The Matrix again, etc !

[JCYC5]

ah right...

I should be busy doing homework, but I'm not...lol.

[imtim83]

JCYC5 i should sorta be busy doing homework too but i am not either.

[JCYC5]

forums too addictive, eh?

[imtim83]

JCYC5 no not really. Just the computer itself is. The forum is addictive sometimes.

[JCYC5]

i guess about 70% of the time on my computer is spent here.

[imtim83]

JCYC5 do you ever wish you had more time? Like you ever wish you didn't have to go to sleep? I sure do. Imagine how much more time you would have. I hate going to sleep anyway. Never have like it. I always thought it was dum. I hope one day we won't ever have to.

[JCYC5]

Yeah, when humans no longer need to sleep, that would be great.

Sleeping is a waste of time. too bad it's necessary (to a certain extent)

[imtim83]

Jeff yep.

Jeff god do you reply fast!

[tantousha]

I spend most of my time here, followed by Cliesource, followed by playing games, followed by finding more programs for my clie, followed by Pr0n..oop...I mean looking at innocent pictures :Roll Eyes...

[JCYC5]

lol... pr0n...

never found the point of pictures when you can have the real thing... :Blah

I was away for lunch...so... yeah. Hi again :wavey

[imtim83]

ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

[JCYC5]

(good looking) females = :KICK ASS

[imtim83]

oh brother. lol. :What the

[JCYC5]

What wrong with females, Tim?

[imtim83]

Jeff i am asexural i find no one attractive. Sorry. I thought you knew already.

[JCYC5]

I did know. heh...

I dunno... I've liked females since age of 10. :Blah

[imtim83]

Oh my god.

Passes out.

[JCYC5]

I've been going steady with my girlfriend for 6 months, come 27th... yay!! :D

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
lol... pr0n...

never found the point of pictures when you can have the real thing... :Blah

I was away for lunch...so... yeah. Hi again :wavey

I had the real thing for a year....but she wasn't the right one for me...so I returned her :rofl2. Anyways...so yeah...I'm lookin' if anyone's interested???

[JCYC5]

RMA?

Did you get the shipping back?

[imtim83]

I rather see the movie Matrix Reloaded whenever i wanted to than have a girlfriend (or boyfriend just in case anyway tries that twisting of words around. I am asexural and that means i like neither females, males, or nothing)

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
RMA?

Did you get the shipping back?

No, it was a straight return...but I didn't get all the expenses that were incured during usuage back :Crying. Those added up to a new computer...or at least a new monitor...

[JCYC5]

must...get...100th...reply!

yeah... money pit, eh?

[imtim83]

Jeff see i have many advances because of the way i am. I don't ever waste money, i can save money if i want, i can do what i want with my money, i can go where i want when i want, i don't have to ever here anyone complain or i don't have to complain to someone, i don't have to worry about being annoyed by someone talking to me to much, I won't ever get a STD, etc.

[JCYC5]

But having someone there for you to talk to when you have problems yourself is nice...

And sex is a expierece worth trying. :Blah

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
must...get...100th...reply!

yeah... money pit, eh?

yeah..and we even split the cost of everything....though once we passed home base...well...let's just say we rented a lot more movies as opposed to seeing them in theaters :devil

[imtim83]

Jeff oh my god.

Passes out and dies.

[JCYC5]

Thing is, you're meant to pay for everything...
Home movies are much better than cinema... atleast no one can complain that you're being too noisy...

[imtim83]

Passes out again.

Oh lord please stop this madness in the world. Oh i fear for my nephew and niece. I don't even want to know. I don't even want to know.

[JCYC5]

You sure you don't want to know?

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Thing is, you're meant to pay for everything...
Home movies are much better than cinema... atleast no one can complain that you're being too noisy...

Also you're not involuntarily flashing the other viewers of the movie...

Yeah, she owned the whole Bond series on video so we watched every one from front to back.....well...we "watched" them...I don't remember anything about them, which was hard cause my parents used to always quiz me about them...

[JCYC5]

Yeah, I know what you mean... the movie is on, but no one's watching, eh?

[west1055]

Hmm.. thats the point of most home movies.... you never remember anything that they were about.:devil

[imtim83]

Jeff yes i am sure.

God this is a problem. Kids having kids. Ekkkkkkkkkkkkkk. Runs to the bathroom to go throw up. Then passes out.

[JCYC5]

i have no kids yet...

[tantousha]

intim...since you like asking de questions I thought I'd throw one your way...

You're male right? Tim's a guys name right? well...then...do you ever get a hard-on? like when a cute girl walks by...or when you have a really good thought....or even when you first wake up in the morning?

Just curious...prob. don't really wanna know the answer...but hey..curiosity killed the cat

[imtim83]

No.

[JCYC5]

no?!

Yes to all of those....

You don't even have one when you wake up?

[imtim83]

Jeff no.

[JCYC5]

whoa... :What the

[imtim83]

Jeff i already tried to tell you all i defy human nature. When i said that i was very serious.

[JCYC5]

now i know...

[imtim83]

Jeff i wasn't just go to say that. I think thats rude which it is. Plus its useless to say anyway in my opinion.

[JCYC5]

everyone's opinions counts...

[west1055]

whoa...........

[imtim83]

west1055 what?

[JCYC5]

I think he finds that you not having a hard-on when you wake up amazing... it's the human body... nothing to do with the way you think about love and all that...

[west1055]

Originally posted by JCYC5
I think he finds that you not having a hard-on when you wake up amazing... it's the human body... nothing to do with the way you think about love and all that...

yep, thats kinda amazing. Its normal for me and most guys.

[imtim83]

Hmm it is ? I guess defying human nature everyday and making myself stronger everyday by defying human nature has helped so much! I wonder if i will go in the record book. I don't think so because i know i am not the only one in the whole entire world. I bet there are at least millions of others.

[JCYC5]

Well, i'm not one of the million then.

[imtim83]

Jeff thats fine. We are all different.

Remember there is no such thing as normal.

[JCYC5]

I agree with that.

Everyone is weird in their own way

[imtim83]

Jeff yep. Plus you said you had someone to talk to when you needed to. I do too by the way. My animals. Animals are a very good theopy for releiving stress espically when you talk to them.

[west1055]

Yep, we all have our faults and strengths.

[JCYC5]

But the last time an animal talked back to me was ages ago...

[imtim83]

JCYC5 animals really don't talk back except for a meow, wof, etc. They don't talk. They listen which is a powerful thing.

[JCYC5]

And they have the ability to show to you they actually understand.

[imtim83]

Jeff who?

[tantousha]

Originally posted by imtim83
JCYC5 animals really don't talk back except for a meow, wof, etc. They don't talk. They listen which is a powerful thing.


They don't talk? *looks down at dog*...but I just had a conversation with him

Dog: That's right Alex, we don't talk *wink wink*
Alex: Well I'll be damned!

[JCYC5]

Animals... they seem to show you they know what you're talking about...

[imtim83]

JCYC5 true.

So you are a animal lover too ?

[tantousha]

So...just to go back to my question....you mean you've never had an erection? a woody? a boner? your sergent never stood at attention? you've never made a tent?

I mean..I'm okay with it...I've heard a lot about stuff like that...and I've met a lot of interesting people, just none in that sense...hmmmm...sorry 'bout me curiosity.

[JCYC5]

In some ways, yes.

I love my girlfriend more though.

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
In some ways, yes.

I love my girlfriend more though.


I want a girlfriend more though

[west1055]

Originally posted by tantousha
I want a girlfriend more though

I need a girlfriend.

[JCYC5]

I don't. :Blah

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
I don't. :Blah

grrr...

oh well...+1 :KICK ASS

[JCYC5]

haha!

(+1)

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by imtim83
JCYC5 true.

So you are a animal lover too ? Well, just make sure you understand that it is one thing to love your pet, and "LOVE" your pet.

[JCYC5]

Whats the difference?

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Whats the difference? One is adornment and companionship, the other is illegel in most forms of government and religon.

[wazman]

Originally posted by JCYC5
I don't. :Blah

I do.

Think WazLady will let me have one?:D

(Oh, yeah - +1):)

[WazLady]

Originally posted by wazman
I do.

Think WazLady will let me have one?:D

(Oh, yeah - +1):)

Sure...you can have one.:KICKASS

[wazman]

Originally posted by WazLady
Sure...you can have one.:KICKASS

Ooh... Can I pick her out myself?????? :D

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by WazLady
Sure...you can have one.:KICKASS Woo hoo! Nights won't be lonely when you have a third. :spin

/Waz, "Damn it, quick hoggin up all the blankets you two!"

[WazLady]

Originally posted by wazman
Ooh... Can I pick her out myself?????? :D


SURE!

Help yourself...:KICKASS

[Orangepeel]

Originally posted by WazLady
SURE!

Help yourself...:KICKASS

Wooo,

Is it gettin' hot in here, or did I just forget to turn off the oven :devil?!

Guys will always oogle, even drool sometimes. They are just hard wired that way, eh WazLady :)?

And then our typical response is, "Ugh, THEY don't look real..."

Or...my favourite tends to be, "Didn't you know? They're held in place by faulty velcro. If she sneezes too hard, you had better think fast and duck...QUICK!" :lmao

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by Orangepeel
Is it gettin' hot in here /me sings

So take off all your clothes.

/me pauses.

:Sigh :What the

Yeah. Like you haven't heard that song (http://www.thelyricarchive.com/lyrics/hotinherre.html) before. :devil

/me continues

Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah

Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah

With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah

I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah

[tantousha]

It's always so interesting to go to bed at night and then wake up to see how your threads have evolved (Well...not my thread, technically it's intim's but hey...my posts are involved)....wee!

oh...yeah...hee...+1 :KICK ASS

[JCYC5]

Simply amazing. :D

+1.

[spartas]

Originally posted by tantousha
It's always so interesting to go to bed at night and then wake up to see how your threads have evolved (Well...not my thread, technically it's intim's but hey...my posts are involved)....wee!

oh...yeah...hee...+1 :KICK ASS

Weeee doggy! Actually I lost a long time in this battle.