You put this stuff in your coffee!

[timie]

Welp, I was browsing through Wilson Farms a few days ago with a friend getting some drinks and sure enough he comes across the non-dairy creamer. It has a warning about being exposed to flames. So we buy it, the big one of coarse. After a few sobes we walk into the feilds. And sure enough didnt return till night time.

Step one. Pour a light film of non dairy powdered creamer.

[timie]

Add flame.

[timie]

Be careful of stupid friends*

*the bottle is on fire.

[timie]

I AM GOD!

[Silent_Death911]

woah......u better hope u dont smoke while drinkin coffee w/ that stuff.

[The Disturbance]

holy crap that last one's funny :lmao

[The Disturbance]

Originally posted by Silent_Death911
woah......u better hope u dont smoke while drinkin coffee w/ that stuff.

wanna know what would be funn *not going there*

[timie]

Lol. Yeah one that last one I was afraid if burning the camera so I got the flame close to my body and the flame caught my eyebrows. They are real thin now lol :Blah

[Silent_Death911]

isnt it the gas that comes out of the can that is flammable??
or is it the cream?? u know they wouldnt put that stuff on the market if it was flammable.....

[timie]

Its a powder. And it isnt an aerosal (sp) can or anything. Just a simple bottle. I got my fireworks in today also. I think Im a pyro deep down.

[The Disturbance]

is gas from your ass flamable? :lmao

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by The Disturbance
is gas from your ass flamable? :lmao Isn't a fart just methane? And isn't meth flamable?

[timie]

I couldnt tell ya :Roll Eyes

[The Disturbance]

hmm....i'll have to have someone try that :rofl2 SD...get here now and bend over and hold the lighter up while i go into the other room and not look...

[Silent_Death911]

uh steve...y dont u do that.

1) at least once everytime i talk 2 u on msn..."uhhhhh....i just farted" :rofl2 :rofl2
2) u like the show jackass, not me :rofl2 :rofl2

[The Disturbance]

i wouldnt ruin my "passageway" for that....but jackass's would...lol

*thinks of mean comment but doesn't say*

[WazLady73]

I hate to admit this....

But I put creamer like that in my coffee. Cream and sugar please. Dunkin Donuts has the best coffee:banana

Starbucks does have good java, but we don't have one around me. :(

I have to say Timie....those pics remind of Trash Can Man in Stephen King's "The Stand"..

Enjoy your fireworks....but do be careful;)

[The Disturbance]

Originally posted by WazLady73
I hate to admit this....

But I put creamer like that in my coffee. Cream and sugar please. Dunkin Donuts has the best coffee:banana

Starbucks does have good java, but we don't have one around me. :(

I have to say Timie....those pics remind of Trash Can Man in Stephen King's "The Stand"..

Enjoy your fireworks....but do be careful;)

starbucks has good hot chocolate...i got one in washington dc on a class trip (yes, we flew down there)

[Silent_Death911]

Originally posted by WazLady73
I hate to admit this....

But I put creamer like that in my coffee. Cream and sugar please. Dunkin Donuts has the best coffee:banana

Starbucks does have good java, but we don't have one around me. :(

I have to say Timie....those pics remind of Trash Can Man in Stephen King's "The Stand"..

Enjoy your fireworks....but do be careful;)
yup......my dad goes into a trance when he sees a starbucks. they make good brownies too....

"MUST...HAVE...STARBUCKS...COFFEE...."

[The Disturbance]

i dont like coffee

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by The Disturbance
i dont like coffee Relivant? no

but neither do I.

[WazLady73]

Originally posted by The Disturbance
i dont like coffee

Coffee is an aquired taste. At 14 I didn't like it either...wasn't till I was 23 I actually tried it out. I was at this meeting somewhere and all they had to drink was water or coffee. So I had some coffee and they had Coffee Mate flavored creamers...Amaretto...

So I dumped have the bottle in there...and was hooked ever since.

Usually when Wazman and I go to Barnes and Noble they have a Starbucks cafe in there I get a Cafe Mocha. But at $3.50 for a medium size...it is a tad pricey...but alas..it's a treat to myself when I go:)

[timie]

Yeah I like Tim Horton's (I think there only in Canada and in the NE) Iced Cappicino. So good and cheap. And in the winter when I walk to the bus stop I make me up some Nestle Cafe Moca Frappe :Wink

But the creamer will be for entertainment value only.

[wazman]

I believe this may just prove Darwin's theory... :)

[wazman]

Originally posted by WazLady73
Coffee is an aquired taste. At 14 I didn't like it either...wasn't till I was 23 I actually tried it out. I was at this meeting somewhere and all they had to drink was water or coffee. So I had some coffee and they had Coffee Mate flavored creamers...Amaretto...

So I dumped have the bottle in there...and was hooked ever since.

Usually when Wazman and I go to Barnes and Noble they have a Starbucks cafe in there I get a Cafe Mocha. But at $3.50 for a medium size...it is a tad pricey...but alas..it's a treat to myself when I go:)

Borders coffee is better, I think... Starbucks is just another chain thing...

But yeah - coffee is an acquired taste. I don't like it either - I have to dump a bunch of sugar in it before I can drink it - but my dad lives on the stuff... He can't be more than 20 feet away from his coffee at any time or he starts to shake...

[tantousha]

Originally posted by ch0g0nda
Isn't a fart just methane? And isn't meth flamable?

Well...it is a mixture of methane and some other gases including Sulfur Dioxide which gives it the smell. I actually remember hearing that the average fart doesn't really give off enough methane to do anything spectacular and that most people just end up blowing out the match. :Yea right

[tantousha]

Originally posted by The Disturbance
starbucks has good hot chocolate...i got one in washington dc on a class trip (yes, we flew down there)

me works at Starbucks...me gets free drinks...me gets stock options...me happy!

[The Disturbance]

you get free wireless internet?

[tbonekilla]

Just an FYI. All fine powders being sprinkled or in dust form are flammable. You can do the same thing with flour or corn starch. The finer powder the more it will burn. That's why you dont light matches or smoke in an empty grain silos.

[thephenom]

LOL, that's so funny pictures.... hahahah

And just for the record, farts do light on fire, my "stupid" friend did it, and it hurted his ass for a while.:rofl2

[joelb79]

Originally posted by timie
Yeah I like Tim Horton's (I think there only in Canada and in the NE) Iced Cappicino. So good and cheap. And in the winter when I walk to the bus stop I make me up some Nestle Cafe Moca Frappe :Wink

But the creamer will be for entertainment value only.

Hmmm im gonna have to try that. They have tim hortons all over the place in detroit. :)

If i want a treat, i ususaly go to a starbucks. But, for at home, the most expensive but GREAT thing is..

1/2 Cup Starbucks House Blend Bean
1 Vanilla Bean
Grind them together
Makes 12 cups...

mmmmmmmmmm... use real cream and sugar if needed...

[yumyum001]

so back to the real topic, can I just pour a lot of creams on the coffee, and before the powder sinks, I can light it on fire, and make "Fire Coffee" ??????



Hmm~~~~~~~~~~~ that would be awesome (But I don't know if it will taste good or not........) :coffee :coffee :coffee

Maybe I should try that??:cool_shad :smokin :KICK ASS

[das7282]

That has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever seen. You guys are lucky you didn't burn yourselves up. :Nope

And like someone else also pointed out, just about any fine powder is flammable. Flour, Corn Starch, Powdered Sugar and Aluminum just to name a few. Yes, I said Aluminum! Most of the time all that is required for a powder to be explosive is for it to be airborne. Once airborne, powders are very explosive!

Hasn't anyone ever heard of a flour mill blowing up? Yes, some times there is so much flour floating around in the air that all it takes is one spark and the whole place will blow sky high! In fact, in most places there are laws stating that it is illegal to smoke or have any open flame within a certain distance from a flour mill. I once worked for a contractor that was installing a catwalk in a flour mill. We had to have the whole place shut down for 3 days (2 days to let any airborne flour settle out of the air and 1 day to do the work) and we had to pull special permits just so we could do a little bit of welding next to the silos. The mill lost thousands of dollars because they had to shut down for 3 days just so we could weld. But it was better than the whole place going up.

Now back to the Aluminum. Yes, when in powder form, aluminum is highly flammable. When it's ignited it gives off a blinding blue flame. The movie industry ignites powdered aluminum on top of tall towers above a set to simulate lighting. It's like having lightning on demand.

[Sanitarium]

i saw that coffee creamer trick on lenno...it also works when you put it in a straw and blow it at a flame...i think thats how they did it. but pouring looks a hell of alot cooler.

[JCYC5]

:Holy Crap

[tantousha]

Originally posted by Sanitarium
i saw that coffee creamer trick on lenno...it also works when you put it in a straw and blow it at a flame...i think thats how they did it. but pouring looks a hell of alot cooler.

Just don't snort it...:rofl2

[tantousha]

Originally posted by The Disturbance
you get free wireless internet?

I'm not sure because our store has yet to get it...I have my fingers crossed though....

[JCYC5]

Why bother?

GET ON MSN.

[Artcwolf]

Originally posted by tantousha
I'm not sure because our store has yet to get it...I have my fingers crossed though....

I think that Starbucks uses T-Mobils wireless internet and you have to pay to use it. At least that's the way it's set up around here.

[Ourumov]

I require coffee to function. There is a starbucks right outside my school. Sometimes I get a venti americano with extra shot which is like 5 straight shots of expresso. too much.

[JCYC5]

I like vanilla frap...

[dagwood70]

Originally posted by The Disturbance
is gas from your ass flamable? :lmao

It most certainly is... I was the unfortunate one to see a buddy do it to get a laugh. Too bad his lower half was completely bald afterwards...:eek:

[Vector Man]

I used to drink coffee when I was a kid but now I can't stand the stuff.

I have to say tho, that there is something intruiging about having that cup on a cold winter morning & stepping out on your porch to watch the sunrise.

I've seen it done a few times, anyway.

[kezzas]

Good to see you play with fire in a wooded area


Ric

[wazman]

lol...

I'm just saying, I've never seen a more qualified contender for the Darwin Awards... :)

[imagein2]

I guess you see a new stupid trick everyday! I use the word stupid very loosely as I now have to try this! Gotta love those action shots.

[HalfMatt]

when you toss powder in the air like flour and in this case creamer and when you introduce a flame to it.. the little grains there are momentairly spread out but due to gravity it falls and so when you light it one grain can catch on fire due to its ingredients then, what happens is the flame jumps from grain to grain causing big flames like in this case. so basicly the fire jumps from on grain to another super face causing the effect we see also it will jump all the way back to the bottle haha. well thats why you got that big ass flame =p

[tantousha]

Originally posted by JCYC5
I like vanilla frap...

Same here....the new Chocolate malt ones are pretty good too...

Originally posted by Artcwolf
I think that Starbucks uses T-Mobils wireless internet and you have to pay to use it. At least that's the way it's set up around here.

Yeah...that's the plan for up here when they finally bring them into Canada. But with they way Starbucks works I should at least get 30% off.

[Darc]

Originally posted by timie
Yeah I like Tim Horton's (I think there only in Canada and in the NE) Iced Cappicino. So good and cheap. And in the winter when I walk to the bus stop I make me up some Nestle Cafe Moca Frappe :Wink

But the creamer will be for entertainment value only.

Actually...I think Timmy's is invading into the USA. I know that I have seen a few in Michigan around Detroit and stuff. That maybe only because its close to Canada though :D

Its the best coffee around, but I heard that you DO NOT want to know what is actually in it...

[tantousha]

Originally posted by Darc
Actually...I think Timmy's is invading into the USA. I know that I have seen a few in Michigan around Detroit and stuff. That maybe only because its close to Canada though :D

Its the best coffee around, but I heard that you DO NOT want to know what is actually in it...

They actually put sugar into it...and the cream they use is whipping cream so the coffee ends up being super sweet...try putting whipping cream into starbucks coffee and it will be just as sweet....

[timie]

Yes I am stupid, well not really- just a curious and very bored kid.

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by timie
Yes I am stupid, well not really- just a curious and very bored kid. You have to excuse some people. Some of them lack any resemblence of imagination or mischief and probably skipped over childhood. However, you should be careful when you're playing with fire. Dangerous stuff.

[Raedwulf]

Originally posted by Silent_Death911
isnt it the gas that comes out of the can that is flammable??
or is it the cream?? u know they wouldnt put that stuff on the market if it was flammable.....

"Dairy" creamer actually isn't, if you read the ingredients you'
ll find out it's actually a petroleum product

Generally it's not flammable when it is settled in the bottom of the container BUT get the powder floating in air and light it...

I forget the actual physics but the same thing can happen in grain elevators with explosive results

As for the comments about farting... Yes methane is flammable, very much so... burns with a blue flame

I've seen CH4 burning in my line of work as well as seen some ***** practically burning the hairs on his butt many years ago after many wobbly pops:Beer

[Raedwulf]

Here's a link with an experiment plus an explanation of the physics (I guessed right, it has to do with surface area to some extent)

Grain elevator explosion (http://www.iserv.net/~chargers/chem/secagrain.htm)

[KaNaDiAnIcEmAn]

for your next test try grain dust....

[das7282]

Originally posted by KaNaDiAnIcEmAn
for your next test try grain dust....

Just not near a grain silo............. that would be extremely bad!

[timie]

Or you can soak styrofoam in gas and light it. You have napalm. It isnt that fun or exciting or dangerous even. Just cool to watch it burn for ever and ever and ever. :eek:

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by timie
Or you can soak styrofoam in gas and light it. You have napalm. It isnt that fun or exciting or dangerous even. Just cool to watch it burn for ever and ever and ever. :eek: Nah, mixing orange juice with gasoline is more like naplam, the result sticky fire.

[Maniacmous]

1. that's all napalm is - gasoline and a gelling agent (in this case, styrofoam)
2. as the others said, most any fine powder will light
and the most embarassing
3. knowing from personal experience, there really is enough methane in a human fart to light up nicely...try it sometime, just beware, it could suck the flame back up into your butthole and kinda half explode, leaving you feeling kinda hurt and a little burny... :Holy Crap

[yumyum001]

uh..... Maniacmous, that's kind of too much information from point #3


LOL:rofl2 :smash :smash :rofl2

[Raedwulf]

Originally posted by Maniacmous
1. that's all napalm is - gasoline and a gelling agent (in this case, styrofoam)
2. as the others said, most any fine powder will light
and the most embarassing
3. knowing from personal experience, there really is enough methane in a human fart to light up nicely...try it sometime, just beware, it could suck the flame back up into your butthole and kinda half explode, leaving you feeling kinda hurt and a little burny... :Holy Crap

I could get the same feeling from eating too much jalapeno and too much beer... without burning the hairs on my butt

Somehow I doubt if it could get sucked back though... not enough oxygen
If this were the case... a flarestack by a gas well wouldn't work

Think back to the scenes after Iraq blew up the gas wells... the fires don't begin burning until the gas is above the ground

Basic Chemistry Fuel+Oxygen+Ignition = Fire

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by Raedwulf
I could get the same feeling from eating too much jalapeno and too much beer... without burning the hairs on my butt

Somehow I doubt if it could get sucked back though... not enough oxygen
If this were the case... a flarestack by a gas well wouldn't work

Think back to the scenes after Iraq blew up the gas wells... the fires don't begin burning until the gas is above the ground

Basic Chemistry Fuel+Oxygen+Ignition = Fire is that how people spontaneously self combust.

[Raedwulf]

Who knows how that happens (if it really does)

Still, the same rules must apply
We know there's oxygen, there has to be an ignition source...
It's the fuel that is in question
I mean, get the flesh hot enough(well the fat anyway) and it will burn, but how?

Probably my buddy Quiddo 'the Snake' could shed some light on the subject :D

[haffster]

Im sad to say it really does get sucked back up. I dont know how and i really dont want to know why. But it is really funny to so drunk people lighting their own gases. Ahhh drunk people, what wont they do.

[tantousha]

Originally posted by haffster
Im sad to say it really does get sucked back up. I dont know how and i really dont want to know why. But it is really funny to so drunk people lighting their own gases. Ahhh drunk people, what wont they do.

Actually I could see it happening since one of the dangers of lighting WD40 or other propellents like hair spray on fire is that it could get sucked into the can and explode. That my friends, is why at least one layer of clothing is required!:lmao

[Raedwulf]

Unless you have O2 in the mix... it won't burn, I suppose possible if you have O2 in the 'flatulence'
If the heat of the flames got hot enough... perhaps then you might have internal burning, not 'blow back' but just extreme heat affecting the sensitive tissue

Still... I see flare stacks and flame pits, continually fed flammable gas and liquids, the flame doesn't go up (or down as the case may be) the pipe that feeds it, it burns at the outlet

1200 km³ of gas going to flare is an awesome site, it melted the snow in a 30 ft perimeter around the stack... the flames happened at the top of the stack... no where else

The WD40 example won't work... the oil would have no O2 in the can, the heat though... enough would explode the can

[KaCaBUla]

i think i found my new fuel for my potato cannon. no one will suspect coffee creamer. lol that kinda scary thank god i buy the liquid. but who knows what were putting into our bodys now. it makes me wonder if the end of the human race wont be war, plauge(sp) or nuke holocaust, no it will be what we eat. and for all those people who think americans are fat(including me) were just getting ready for the next ice age :D.

[wazman]

Oh, man... This thread is turning into Beavis and Butthead territory... :)

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by wazman
Oh, man... This thread is turning into Beavis and Butthead territory... :) heh, heh... Fire, fire!

[wazman]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
heh, heh... Fire, fire!

Fire pretty, tree bad.

[neutralz]

hmm. way back in sch when i was fourteen or fifteen, my teacher demonstrated on how flammable flour can be when its finely suspended in air.

1) Get a big tin can (preferably a milk powder tin) with a lid that can be popped off
2) Drill a hole at the base of the tin and run a long fine rubber tubing out of it

3) Attach a funnel to the end of the tubing inside the tin
4) pour flour into the funnel
5) put a long lighted candle standing inside the tin
6) shut the lid and quickly run to the other end of the pipe outside and BLOW hard (with a balloon inflater preferably)
7) boom!

anywaes. kids, dont try this at home =x

[das7282]

Originally posted by neutralz
hmm. way back in sch when i was fourteen or fifteen, my teacher demonstrated on how flammable flour can be when its finely suspended in air.

1) Get a big tin can (preferably a milk powder tin) with a lid that can be popped off
2) Drill a hole at the base of the tin and run a long fine rubber tubing out of it

3) Attach a funnel to the end of the tubing inside the tin
4) pour flour into the funnel
5) put a long lighted candle standing inside the tin
6) shut the lid and quickly run to the other end of the pipe outside and BLOW hard (with a balloon inflater preferably)
7) boom!

anywaes. kids, dont try this at home =x

You mean like <a href='http://www.iserv.net/~chargers/chem/secagrain.htm' target='_blank'>this</a>? Some one already posted this link earlier in this tread.

[das7282]

By the way evryone, is it just me or is Rodney's forum crawling for anyone else?

I think it's this forum because my 1.5Mb cable is flying every where else but for the last day or so I feel like I'm back on dialup in this forum. :p

[Tivon]

Brake fluid and powdered chlorine… put them in a bottle, close lid, shake and toss.. don’t blame me when your shirt is white and your
fingers are in million parts with glass sticking out of your corneas.:shocking

[das7282]

Originally posted by Tivon
Brake fluid and powdered chlorine… put them in a bottle, close lid, shake and toss.. don’t blame me when your shirt is white and your
fingers are in million parts with glass sticking out of your corneas.:shocking

Ok, now I think we can classify this tread as getting too dangerous! :Holy Crap

[wazman]

Originally posted by das7282
By the way evryone, is it just me or is Rodney's forum crawling for anyone else?

I think it's this forum because my 1.5Mb cable is flying every where else but for the last day or so I feel like I'm back on dialup in this forum. :p

Nope - fine for me. Even on my slow laptop. Try clearing out your browser cache and see if that helps...

[das7282]

Originally posted by wazman
Nope - fine for me. Even on my slow laptop. Try clearing out your browser cache and see if that helps...

It gets cleared once a week....... but things seem a little better today.