Why me

[Weejamer]

We have a QMS Magicolour 2200 Laser Colour Printer...
Very Big...
Very Expensive...

We also have a office twit that thinks that the sun shines out of his arse...

And we have 1 sheet of glossy photo paper...

The Paper having a plastic coating had melted under the extream heat into the fuser... Right where it hurts...

This means we need a new Fuser... At £560 for part and fixing...

The new printer (a model up too) is £650...

The office TIT HEAD thinks it is funny... Some how i don't.....

[thephenom]

It's funny to him cuz he feels no pain for hardware.

[Weejamer]

Originally posted by thephenom
It's funny to him cuz he feels no pain for hardware.

He'll not be laughing when he feels the pain in his wage packet

[thephenom]

Originally posted by Weejamer
He'll not be laughing when he feels the pain in his wage packet
Is he paying for it?

[SNAFU]

HOPE SO! For ruining something by doing something extremely stupid! He must have an IQ of -1

[Weejamer]

Originally posted by SNAFU
HOPE SO! For ruining something by doing something extremely stupid! He must have an IQ of -1

I hope so too... I mean come on the box says INKJET PRINTER ONLY...

He came through and said to me (while i was talking on the phone) can i fix a paper jam...

I went through and he was tuggin on the paper and said (word for word "If the paper is for a inkjet only that should not make any differance should it"

ERM YEAH!!!!!

He kept coming over to it poking at it... (With the power on i might add) i just thought... GO ON ELECTROCUTE YOUR SELF!!!

He is walking around laughing at it saying its not his fault...

Some how i think it was...

No wonder i want another job!!!

[thephenom]

Originally posted by Weejamer
I hope so too... I mean come on the box says INKJET PRINTER ONLY...

He came through and said to me (while i was talking on the phone) can i fix a paper jam...

I went through and he was tuggin on the paper and said (word for word "If the paper is for a inkjet only that should not make any differance should it"

ERM YEAH!!!!!

He kept coming over to it poking at it... (With the power on i might add) i just thought... GO ON ELECTROCUTE YOUR SELF!!!

He is walking around laughing at it saying its not his fault...

Some how i think it was...

No wonder i want another job!!!
There will always be dumb ppl no matter where you work.

[Weejamer]

Originally posted by thephenom
There will always be dumb ppl no matter where you work.

Well i will find somewhere with smart people only...

/me looks at list and starts crossing out microsoft,apple,IBM,intel and a few others...

Rodney you got any jobs going at 3GM

[thephenom]

Originally posted by Weejamer
Well i will find somewhere with smart people only...

/me looks at list and starts crossing out microsoft,apple,IBM,intel and a few others...

Rodney you got any jobs going at 3GM
You wanna work at his house? He'll probably make you a maid, doing his dishes, vacuuming, make dinner, grab him a drink while he frags, etc etc.

[SNAFU]

Originally posted by thephenom
You wanna work at his house? He'll probably make you a maid, doing his dishes, vacuuming, make dinner, grab him a drink while he frags, etc etc.

That'll send Sherry to unemployment!

[thephenom]

Originally posted by SNAFU
That'll send Sherry to unemployment!
Just less work for her, I think she works at the hospital for her full time job. Part-Time job = Fragging on 3GM UT2K3 server.:devil

[SNAFU]

Originally posted by thephenom
Just less work for her, I think she works at the hospital for her full time job. Part-Time job = Fragging on 3GM UT2K3 server.:devil

Still haven't been fragged by her... prolly cuz I'm only on Tue-Thu.

Maybe you can be their chauffer... or punching bag

[Weejamer]

Originally posted by thephenom
You wanna work at his house? He'll probably make you a maid, doing his dishes, vacuuming, make dinner, grab him a drink while he frags, etc etc.

ahhh but sherry and rodney are smart people...

Eferz your smart too... anything you need doing... I'll mow your lawn for a air bed in the shed???

[thephenom]

Originally posted by Weejamer
ahhh but sherry and rodney are smart people...

Eferz your smart too... anything you need doing... I'll mow your lawn for a air bed in the shed???
You gonna pay for the plane ticket yourself?

[Weejamer]

Originally posted by thephenom
You gonna pay for the plane ticket yourself?

I'll mow lawns on a cruise ship to pay for passage

[thephenom]

Originally posted by Weejamer
I'll mow lawns on a cruise ship to pay for passage
They have lawns on cruise ship now?

I would rather be a window cleaner on a cruise, ya, to clean all the windows inside the cruise's shopping mall, restaurants, casino, etc etc.

[Weejamer]

Originally posted by thephenom
They have lawns on cruise ship now?

I would rather be a window cleaner on a cruise, ya, to clean all the windows inside the cruise's shopping mall, restaurants, casino, etc etc.

I could just go self employed...

Like i could sell my body to women or something

[redphoenix]

Its an office Girl guys.


Anyways, I get short tempered with people like that, I go crazy and stuff, its great but, yeah seriously, how can that be funny. GG DUMBASS TWIT K THX!

[thephenom]

Originally posted by Weejamer
I could just go self employed...

Like i could sell my body to women or something
I guess that would be legal on international water, wouldn't it?:KICK ASS

[egarrard]

Originally posted by Weejamer
I could just go self employed...

Like i could sell my body to women or something Yeah, there you go! Go be a gigilo. On a cruise ship. :thumb

[Weejamer]

Originally posted by egarrard
Yeah, there you go! Go be a gigilo. On a cruise ship. :thumb

No Colour Laser Printers Required

[thephenom]

Originally posted by Weejamer
No Colour Laser Printers Required
No more "paper jam", but you might encounter other jams.:devil

[Weejamer]

Originally posted by thephenom
No more "paper jam", but you might encounter other jams.:devil

Jams that most men don't mind

[thephenom]

Originally posted by Weejamer
Jams that most men don't mind
As long as it's not stuck.:Roll Eyes

[Weejamer]

Originally posted by thephenom
As long as it's not stuck.:Roll Eyes

or worse

[Silent_Death911]

Originally posted by Weejamer
I could just go self employed...

Like i could sell my body to women or something
just hope all the women on the boat's names dont end in jpeg :lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2

[Xilant]

Originally posted by Weejamer
I hope so too... I mean come on the box says INKJET PRINTER ONLY...

He came through and said to me (while i was talking on the phone) can i fix a paper jam...

I went through and he was tuggin on the paper and said (word for word "If the paper is for a inkjet only that should not make any differance should it"

ERM YEAH!!!!!

He kept coming over to it poking at it... (With the power on i might add) i just thought... GO ON ELECTROCUTE YOUR SELF!!!

He is walking around laughing at it saying its not his fault...

Some how i think it was...

No wonder i want another job!!!

lol i have the dumbest friend.... It was may 9th. We were in History class in high school. The teacher asked him. "when is Canada day". He sais "May 9th".... THen she sais, "not today's date, CANADA DAY" he answers again "may 9th"....

Then in college, my first year this is... We had to convert grams to milli grams, kilo and such. One of the question was. Convert 7kg into grames. He puts 0.0007g. I'm like, buddy, that's suppose to be 7000grames. THen he's like no, I know what i'm doing... Its 0.0007g. Then you tell him again. a grame is smaller than a kilo grame. Its 7000g.... He comes up to me at end of class. "Hey i found it, its 7000grames. i was wrong." then i'm like (in my head) "$#@@# ***** i told you that!" Its not like he's a quite persone who this just happens once in a while. It happens ALL the time and no, you can't prove him wrong in his mind.. he's always right. and we're all wrong... until he teacher tells him... Its really annoying...