London gym offers boob aerobics

[egarrard]

A London gym has launched a new fitness class that claims to increase the size of female members' busts.

Boob Aerobics has been devised by Richard Hilton, the owner of Gymbox in Holborn.

He claims the three-step process will increase breast measurements by at least two inches and one cup size after just eight classes.

Participants must take part in a range of moves including major pectoral exercises, bench presses and anterior raises

Mr Hilton said: "The Boob Aerobics class means that there are now alternative ways for a girl to get the bust of her dreams.

"It's about sweat not surgery, and this new fitness regime is certainly proving popular with many of our female members for whom the breasts are an important focus of their exercise routine."

[ch0g0nda]

I'm thinking it's time to experment with time lapse photography.

[SNAFU]

I should go up to women and claim that I'm a b00b trainer

[ch0g0nda]

Yeah and I can be the guy who jumps in to save them. Thus making a first impression that's sure to get me some schweet luvin.

Or at least a hug.

[ChKFlores]

Ummm...yeah. This'll put plastic surgeons out of business...:Yea right

[egarrard]

I just want to be the one who checks their progress. :Wink

[thephenom]

Originally posted by egarrard
I just want to be the one who checks their progress. :Wink
Can I at least be the Beta tester to test these b00bies? :devil

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by egarrard


Guys this works and I know that for a fact.

[JCYC5]

Originally posted by thephenom
Can I at least be the Beta tester to test these b00bies? :devil

Make that 2 of us!

[thephenom]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Guys this works and I know that for a fact.
Really?

By benching weights, boobs go bigger?

I thought boobs were a piece of fat.....and weight training burns off fat and built muscles.......

ahhhh.... wouldn't the original soft boobie be a tight piece of muscle instead?

[JCYC5]

Originally posted by thephenom
Really?

By benching weights, boobs go bigger?

I thought boobs were a piece of fat.....and weight training burns off fat and built muscles.......

ahhhh.... wouldn't the original soft boobie be a tight piece of muscle instead?

EWW!

[thephenom]

Originally posted by JCYC5
EWW!
But then women tends to take a LOT longer to build-up comparing to men.

But I think there are simpler solution....................


BIRTH CONTROL pills, those give girls enough astrogen to increase 1 cup size.

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by thephenom
Really?

By benching weights, boobs go bigger?

I thought boobs were a piece of fat.....and weight training burns off fat and built muscles.......

ahhhh.... wouldn't the original soft boobie be a tight piece of muscle instead?

A woman's breasts are mostly fat. The muscles in the chest wall support that fat. If those muscles are weak the breast sag. By keeping the muscles in tone the sag is reduced or eliminated giving a fuller firmer appearance.

Case in point. I'm a 36 large C cup. If I were not in shape I would have a sag issue. Since I'm in excellent condition I can pass the pencil test with ease. The pencil test is when you stand with your back flat against the wall and place a pencil under each breast, if the pencil falls out, you pass.

[thephenom]

Originally posted by blpeterson
A woman's breasts are mostly fat. The muscles in the chest wall support that fat. If those muscles are weak the breast sag. By keeping the muscles in tone the sag is reduced or eliminated giving a fuller firmer appearance.

Case in point. I'm a 36 large C cup. If I were not in shape I would have a sag issue. Since I'm in excellent condition I can pass the pencil test with ease. The pencil test is when you stand with your back flat against the wall and place a pencil under each breast, if the pencil falls out, you pass.

ahhhhhhh..... interesting to know.......

[JCYC5]

Originally posted by blpeterson
A woman's breasts are mostly fat. The muscles in the chest wall support that fat. If those muscles are weak the breast sag. By keeping the muscles in tone the sag is reduced or eliminated giving a fuller firmer appearance.

Case in point. I'm a 36 large C cup. If I were not in shape I would have a sag issue. Since I'm in excellent condition I can pass the pencil test with ease. The pencil test is when you stand with your back flat against the wall and place a pencil under each breast, if the pencil falls out, you pass.

I pass too! :KICK ASS

[thephenom]

Originally posted by JCYC5
I pass too! :KICK ASS
Would be scary if a 13 y.o. failed that test.

[JCYC5]

Yes, that would be scary indeed... :Nope

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by JCYC5
I pass too! :KICK ASS

You'd be funny looking in a C-cup bra.:)

[JCYC5]

/me imagines...

NO! NO! NO!

[abb1]

Originally posted by blpeterson
You'd be funny looking in a C-cup bra.:) C'mon Jeff, pictures,pictures haha:lmao :lmao

[WazLady73]

Hmmmmm...quite interesting!

If they offered this around me, I would sign up!

I don't need the size...just the support..I have PLENTY of chest to go around! :lmao

[JCYC5]

/me imagines...

:devil

:Wink :Blah

[wazman]

Down, boy... :)

Hmm... Interesting. I thought breasts were glands, not fat...

Well, you learn something new every day...

[JCYC5]

Wazzy must think i hit on his wife at times... :Blah

[residentevil3]

My gfriend doesnt need this class she is all natural non saggin 38dd :D

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by wazman
Down, boy... :)

Hmm... Interesting. I thought breasts were glands, not fat...

Well, you learn something new every day...

Technically they are a gland. The gland is about 50% or so fat. That's why when some women gain or lose weight the boobs are the first place you notice. (Yeah I know that's the first place you guys look anyway. :) )

[JCYC5]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Technically they are a gland. The gland is about 50% or so fat. That's why when some women gain or lose weight the boobs are the first place you notice. (Yeah I know that's the first place you guys look anyway. :) )

Oh, how you understand us menfolk, Brandi!

[Silent_Death911]

:lmao :rofl2 we gotta get a pic of jeff in a bra :lmao :rofl2

that would be so friggin funny......just j/king jeff :Wink

yes....yet some more boob talk...life is good

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by blpeterson
That's why when some women gain or lose weight the boobs are the first place you notice. (Yeah I know that's the first place you guys look anyway. :) )

Not all straight guys look there as the first place. :thumb, but eventually every guys eyes do end up there.:smash

Yeah.... I don't see why people didn't know this fact before. I thought that this was common sense people, however like they say, common sense isn't very common.

[Tivon]

Originally posted by egarrard


This is the most stupid scam I've ever heard.

Have any of you ever seen bigger boobs on those
weight lifting women before? They shrink just like
those Gymnastic girls... ewww

[Tivon]

I guess the Build Larger Balls class is next door on the other side of the one way glass.:KICKASS

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by Tivon
This is the most stupid scam I've ever heard.

Have any of you ever seen bigger boobs on those
weight lifting women before? They shrink just like
those Gymnastic girls... ewww

Those women loose all perspective of their femininity. The proper exercise will do as the claim says. Read my excerise routine. I don't look like a muscled up beanpole.

[Tivon]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Those women loose all perspective of their femininity. The proper exercise will do as the claim says. Read my excerise routine. I don't look like a muscled up beanpole.

Okay.. but did you already have big breats to start with?
Umm.. put another way, wouldn't an A cup lady look no bigger
than before? I would think they are just building more tissue
behind the breast and that would give them a V shape. The V
shape is looked as a man image and this kind of kills the sexy
look they are going for. Could they be stimulating the blood and
avoiding muscle growth? Wouldn't that lead to stretch marks
or saggy skin?

I know that guys for their organ use pumps, weights and a few
pulling exercises that can make them bigger and longer. There
are problems of hurting the flow of blood to the organ as a side
effect. More common for those people that want size too fast.

Then again wouldn't a smaller size that looks very hard and upright
look better on a guy than a larger hung one that never gets very
hard or upright? hmmm...maybe it just depends on what the guy looks like?:devil

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by Tivon
Okay.. but did you already have big breats to start with?
Umm.. put another way, wouldn't an A cup lady look no bigger
than before? I would think they are just building more tissue
behind the breast and that would give them a V shape. The V
shape is looked as a man image and this kind of kills the sexy
look they are going for. Could they be stimulating the blood and
avoiding muscle growth? Wouldn't that lead to stretch marks
or saggy skin?

I know that guys for their organ use pumps, weights and a few
pulling exercises that can make them bigger and longer. There
are problems of hurting the flow of blood to the organ as a side
effect. More common for those people that want size too fast.

Then again wouldn't a smaller size that looks very hard and upright
look better on a guy than a larger hung one that never gets very
hard or upright? hmmm...maybe it just depends on what the guy looks like?:devil

I've been a C-cup since 14 years old. It's amazing how many women much less men do not know how to measure bra size.

Muscle toning will not help if there is little breast tissue there. A good posture always seems good for the self-esteem.

The whole thing of size is pretty much stupid. The normal breast size is a B-cup and the normal male size is how can I say this... less than 6 inches. Remember eroticism is in the mind. 80% of the pleasure of sex is between the ears and depends upon your partner and your feelings toward them.

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by blpeterson
I've been a C-cup since 14 years old. It's amazing how many women much less men do not know how to measure bra size.

Muscle toning will not help if there is little breast tissue there. A good posture always seems good for the self-esteem.

The whole thing of size is pretty much stupid. The normal breast size is a B-cup and the normal male size is how can I say this... less than 6 inches. Remember eroticism is in the mind. 80% of the pleasure of sex is between the ears and depends upon your partner and your feelings toward them.

Correct. :Nice :thumb

[Tivon]

Originally posted by blpeterson
I've been a C-cup since 14 years old. It's amazing how many women much less men do not know how to measure bra size.

Muscle toning will not help if there is little breast tissue there. A good posture always seems good for the self-esteem.

The whole thing of size is pretty much stupid. The normal breast size is a B-cup and the normal male size is how can I say this... less than 6 inches. Remember eroticism is in the mind. 80% of the pleasure of sex is between the ears and depends upon your partner and your feelings toward them.

Yeah.. C feels like the norm... So in your 30's after Breat Feeding
it might become a D?:Holy Crap

I think you agree with me on the Muscle toning.. There is a guy
running this class right? So what is he telling these women?:devil

I thought the normal guy was 6 inches? Guess I'm way above average...
MUAHAH! Okay... I know it's a Guy ego trip. I've got
to have this moment to look like a greek God and flex my man hood.:lmao

Eroticism is in the mind... very true. Never did it between the
ears though, but I'm willing to try anything once.:rofl2

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by Tivon
Yeah.. C feels like the norm... So in your 30's after Breat Feeding
it might become a D?:Holy Crap

I think you agree with me on the Muscle toning.. There is a guy
running this class right? So what is he telling these women?:devil

I thought the normal guy was 6 inches? Guess I'm way above average...
MUAHAH! Okay... I know it's a Guy ego trip. I've got
to have this moment to look like a greek God and flex my man hood.:lmao

Eroticism is in the mind... very true. Never did it between the
ears though, but I'm willing to try anything once.:rofl2

You've gotta be in or have been in the military because You are as we say in the navy are completely full of BS.:rofl2

I found that the Greek gods were so full of themselves they were chasing each other.:devil

[Tivon]

Originally posted by blpeterson
You've gotta be in or have been in the military because You are as we say in the navy are completely full of BS.:rofl2

I found that the Greek gods were so full of themselves they were chasing each other.:devil

How about them apples? ;-)

Well I did have a good friend go into the Navy. His dad was a Medical Doctor and he gave us a training exercise book for the Navy Seals. Talk about doing a work-out, I was in great shape and was having a hard time.

Now that I think about it, my Boss was in the Navy as a cook. I’m surrounded be the NAVY!!!

Note:BS is my Kung-fu and it is strong...:Wink

[thephenom]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Oh, how you understand us menfolk, Brandi!
Speak for yourself, I check out the face first then work my way down. :devil

[egarrard]

Originally posted by Tivon
Note:BS is my Kung-fu and it is strong...:Wink True. You are the Ymaster of BS... :rofl2

[Tivon]

Originally posted by egarrard
True. You are the Ymaster of BS... :rofl2

Ahh.. if only I could merge Tivon back into Ymaster.http://acns.fsu.edu/~jmaynard/3GM/nonono.gif

You know it's just not fair..:banghead

[Xilant]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Technically they are a gland. The gland is about 50% or so fat. That's why when some women gain or lose weight the boobs are the first place you notice. (Yeah I know that's the first place you guys look anyway. :) )

No way. Its all in the face. I wouldn't be able to be with a girl that wasn't cute no matter what size her breasts.

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by Xilant
No way. Its all in the face. I wouldn't be able to be with a girl that wasn't cute no matter what size her breasts.

Just remember that looks fade and when you get older you will need something to back up what they used to have in physical appearance, so marry someone who can also keep up an intelligent conversation cause you'll do alot of talking when you get older.

[Silent_Death911]

Originally posted by XxFaeryOnFirexX
Just remember that looks fade and when you get older you will need something to back up what they used to have in physical appearance, so marry someone who can also keep up an intelligent conversation cause you'll do alot of talking when you get older.
heh......can imagine it now...::shudders::

but seriously.....i need a gf.....i spend WAY too much time on the computer (not that its bad....im just a lonely person....need someone to talk to and crap...ya know)

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by Silent_Death911
heh......can imagine it now...::shudders::

ur going to look old too. And what is wrong with truly listening? and not just saying hmm... yeah. mmmhmm.

actually joining in is good. I learned so much about them from truly listening.

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Case in point. I'm a 36 large C cup. If I were not in shape I would have a sag issue. Since I'm in excellent condition I can pass the pencil test with ease. The pencil test is when you stand with your back flat against the wall and place a pencil under each breast, if the pencil falls out, you pass. Mental Images good.Originally posted by JCYC5
I pass too! :KICK ASS Mental Images BAD!

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
Mental Images good. Mental Images BAD!

So does that mean that your total average of mental images = mediocre?