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egarrard
09-26-2003, 01:01 AM
Article (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_820422.html?menu=news.quirkies)

A man has been arrested in Pennsylvania for simulating sex with a rock.

The 44-year-old man had earlier been seen riding a bike decorated with women's underwear in Hempfield Township.

One witness told police they saw the man lying naked on top of the rock on the Youghiogheny River Trail.

The witness said he was thrusting himself against the rock in a simulated sex act. Another witness told police he stood on top of the rock and exposed himself.

Women's underwear, gloves and rubber straps were tied to the frame of his bicycle, police said.

The man is being held in custody after being charged with indecent exposure, open lewdness, public drunkenness and disorderly conduct.
ChKFlores
09-26-2003, 01:23 AM
Ummm...Viagra ain't good enough?
egarrard
09-26-2003, 01:31 AM
Reminds me of the old Prudential Insurance ads, "Get a piece of the rock..."
ChKFlores
09-26-2003, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by egarrard
Reminds me of the old Prudential Insurance ads, "Get a piece of the rock..."

Well, we know who still "hard"... :lmao
thephenom
09-26-2003, 02:56 AM
only if there were more ppl like him, younger ones. I'll give them ALL the rocks in the world for all the girls in return.:devil
SNAFU
09-26-2003, 02:57 AM
Originally posted by thephenom
only if there were more ppl like him, younger ones. I'll give them ALL the rocks in the world for all the girls in return.:devil

fair trade.


Just make sure you give them the girl's panties!
thephenom
09-26-2003, 02:58 AM
Originally posted by SNAFU
fair trade.


Just make sure you give them the girl's panties!
I'll throw in the bras as a bonus. :thumb
egarrard
09-26-2003, 02:59 AM
It's a whole new meaning to "getting your rocks off", hmmm? :rofl2
SNAFU
09-26-2003, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by egarrard
It's a whole new meaning to "getting your rocks off", hmmm? :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao
thephenom
09-26-2003, 03:03 AM
The guy should sue the witness for invasion of privacy. :devil
SNAFU
09-26-2003, 03:04 AM
Well, only in America can you sue absolutely anyone for absolutely anything.
thephenom
09-26-2003, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by SNAFU
Well, only in America can you sue absolutely anyone for absolutely anything.
and the chances are you'll probably win or have a settlement. :devil
SNAFU
09-26-2003, 03:15 AM
I think I'll sue anandtech cuz they're starting to bore me...
thephenom
09-26-2003, 03:18 AM
Can I sue you for keeping me up posting? :devil

(going to sleep, lates)
Silent_Death911
09-26-2003, 02:04 PM
o......k........ill jst go stand over there.....VERY far away
Tivon
09-26-2003, 02:09 PM
What was he thinking?

"Arrr.. I've got to scratch this itch!"
egarrard
09-26-2003, 04:34 PM
Between a rock and a hard place?
Xilant
09-26-2003, 04:39 PM
What is the world comming to?
egarrard
09-26-2003, 04:43 PM
He always bragged about being rock-hard and wanted to find out for sure... :spin
Tivon
09-26-2003, 04:46 PM
[H]ard:smokin
Xilant
09-26-2003, 04:49 PM
I guess people will call him the Jack-Hammer from now on...
SNAFU
09-27-2003, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by Xilant
What is the world comming to?


:lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao


I sure hope that no pun was intended!
efernandez_98
09-27-2003, 09:15 AM
pop goes the weasle