Salma Hayek looking for man with more balls than her

[egarrard]

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Salma Hayek says she's still single because she has yet to meet a man with more balls than her.

The 37-year-old star of Once Upon A Time in Mexico told Austrian magazine Woman she wants to settle down and start a family but has not yet found the right man.


Article (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_819517.html?menu=news.quirkies)

[ChKFlores]

I wonder happened between Ed Norton and her before they split?

[egarrard]

Don't know, but I'd sure be willing to give it a shot. :rofl2

[ChKFlores]

Originally posted by egarrard
Don't know, but I'd sure be willing to give it a shot. :rofl2

Yep, you and her together. A perfect match. :heartbeat :heartbeat :KICK ASS :heartbeat :heartbeat

[bejohnson]

Originally posted by egarrard
Don't know, but I'd sure be willing to give it a shot. :rofl2

Brandi says I can't. I'm taken.:devil :devil :devil

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by bejohnson
Brandi says I can't. I'm taken.:devil :devil :devil

Your damn right. You're all mine. :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat

[thephenom]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Your damn right. You're all mine. :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Too bad we all get a chunk of him here on the forum. :Wink

[Artcwolf]

Selma's nasty...

same as J. Lopez.

:Blah

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by thephenom
Too bad we all get a chunk of him here on the forum. :Wink

I can get him off the forum in less than a second. Can't I honey?





Sorry guys. She offers benefits far beyond your capabilities.:devil :thumb

[JCYC5]

I don't know who she is? :What the

[thephenom]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Sorry guys. She offers benefits far beyond your capabilities.:devil :thumb

You wanna bet??!??!

:Blah

[thephenom]

Originally posted by JCYC5
I don't know who she is? :What the
Some Latino girl. Getting fairly old though.

[JCYC5]

Originally posted by thephenom
Some Latino girl. Getting fairly old though.

Like Demi Moore?

[Artcwolf]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Like Demi Moore?

Yeah, bad actress, face looks like it was drug across a cheese grater, and plastic body.

Go put 'em out in the sun for a bit and they'd melt.

[JCYC5]

Not that bad at acting... pretty good, particularly in one scene in the sweet movie "Ghost"

[thephenom]

Originally posted by JCYC5
Like Demi Moore?
Naw, I don't think Salma Hayek dates guys who are 20 years younger than her like Demi Moore & Aston Kutcher

[Artcwolf]

Originally posted by thephenom
Naw, I don't think Salma Hayek dates guys who are 20 years younger than her like Demi Moore & Aston Kutcher

That would make Salma's dates 17 y.o.

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by JCYC5
I don't know who she is? :What the

Hey guys sorry for the confusion. Brandi is logged on but this is bejohnson posting. Only have one computer here.

[Xilant]

Originally posted by Artcwolf
Selma's nasty...

same as J. Lopez.

:Blah

Well, i wouldn't say nasty. But they wouldn't be my first pic...

[Tivon]

Didn't like her is that movie where she played a guy.
Something about the eye brows just didn't work it for me.

Those Latino girls have the most fine [censored] you have ever
seen. All round and just in your face kind of [censored]. :devil

[Silent_Death911]

Originally posted by Tivon
Didn't like her is that movie where she played a guy.
Something about the eye brows just didn't work it for me.

Those Latino girls have the most fine [censored] you have ever
seen. All round and just in your face kind of [censored]. :devil
what the *bleep* are you *bleep* talking about u *bleep*. hehe....i love the *bleep* :lmao :rofl2

but....more balls than her?? that really doesnt sound right?

[Tivon]

Originally posted by Silent_Death911
what the *bleep* are you *bleep* talking about u *bleep*. hehe....i love the *bleep* :lmao :rofl2

but....more balls than her?? that really doesnt sound right?

Never know... her balls might hang low.:D

[JCYC5]

:lmao :rofl2 !

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by Tivon
Never know... her balls might hang low.:D so low, that she stuff them into her bra?

[west1055]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
so low, that she stuff them into her bra?

now that is a frightening thought and quite frankly I dont want to know. :jawsdown :eek: