Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch...

[egarrard]

PHNOM PENH, Cambodia -- A woman in Cambodia has given herself up to authorities after accidentally killing her husband in a scuffle in which she squeezed his testicles until he fainted, a newspaper reported.

Saut Chin, 46, was fed up with physical abuse from her husband when she grabbed his testicles until he passed out in the incident Tuesday, the Rasmei Kampuchea newspaper reported.

Fearing that her husband, Ouch Yan, 52, might regain consciousness and start beating her again, Saut Chin tied his neck with a scarf to a bed, the newspaper said.

The exact cause of Ouch Yan's death was not known.

The incident occurred in a village near Sihanoukville, a port city 115 miles southwest of Phnom Penh, news reports said.

Saut Chin and her husband Ouch Yan, 52, were arguing when the husband then kicked his wife in the crotch, the reports said.

"Hurt badly and fed up, she grabbed her husband's testicles and squeezed them with full strength until he fell unconscious on the spot," Rasmei Kampuchea said, citing police reports of the woman's confession.

After discovering that her husband was dead, Saut Chin reported herself to local authorities and asked to be jailed. She said she had not intended to kill her husband "but only to teach him a lesson," according to the newspaper.

Article (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2003/09/04/MNtightsqueeze.DTL)

[WazLady73]

Ouch indeed!:eek:

egarrard...your our resident new's person!

You keep us informed of all the good, bad and quirky happenings in this world!

[neutralz]

ouch..

[SNAFU]

Originally posted by WazLady73
Ouch indeed!:eek:

egarrard...your our resident new's person!

You keep us informed of all the good, bad and quirky happenings in this world!

Maybe we should start a new "news" forum for him. He can be the smod!

[egarrard]

Nah, the forum's been kinda slow lately and I got bored...

[SNAFU]

Originally posted by egarrard
Nah, the forum's been kinda slow lately and I got bored...

true dat! :thumb

[Silent_Death911]

ow......that doesnt seem to good.....that sound kinda stupid though.....if the lady grabbed his testicles, she would be between his legs, and if she was between his legs, couldnt the man just have kicked the lady??? seem weird

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by Silent_Death911
ow......that doesnt seem to good.....that sound kinda stupid though.....if the lady grabbed his testicles, she would be between his legs, and if she was between his legs, couldnt the man just have kicked the lady??? seem weird Ask, disty to grab your testicles real quick. Let's see how well you're responsive.

[Silent_Death911]

Originally posted by efernandez_98
Ask, disty to grab your testicles real quick. Let's see how well you're responsive.
woah there efer!!! uve gone WAY too far there on that statement :Sigh :shocking

[Baker_God]

egarrard...your our resident new's person!
yeah, or new spam king:p

[Maniacmous]

No...he really didn't go too far there Silent...I mean, he didn't suggest Disty/Crism go down there romantically...he's just making the point that the family jewels are very very easily injured...and when they are...its a debilitating injury...you don't get up fast...oh no.

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by Maniacmous
No...he really didn't go too far there Silent...I mean, he didn't suggest Disty/Crism go down there romantically...he's just making the point that the family jewels are very very easily injured...and when they are...its a debilitating injury...you don't get up fast...oh no.

If you get up fast... there is a problem.

It was probably the pain that killed him.

[wazman]

Originally posted by Silent_Death911
ow......that doesnt seem to good.....that sound kinda stupid though.....if the lady grabbed his testicles, she would be between his legs, and if she was between his legs, couldnt the man just have kicked the lady??? seem weird

Trust me, if a woman grabs your testicles and squeezes, you're going to have one of two reactions, based on how hard she squeezes...

In my case, neither of them have been to kick the woman.

[Z3R0-CooL]

Bro ur SICK..... why the hell did u post this thing? i will have nightmares for the rest of my freakin life..

[ChKFlores]

:Holy Crap Now there's one more good reason not to tick off a woman (especially if she the woman in your life). I believe her husband died when woke up and snapped his neck. Now that REALLY hurts.

[mach250]

My testicles got scared and ran into my anus after reading that :eek: :lmao

:spin :spin :spin
:spin :Blah :spin
:spin :spin :spin

[tantousha]

*crosses legs*

[Maro]

Man that smarts!

I was doing Sports Chanbara the other day and got whacked on the old "Love Spuds" the wrost thing is, initially there is no pain - but you know it is coming!

:jawsdown :jawsdown :jawsdown

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by Maro
Man that smarts!

I was doing Sports Chanbara the other day and got whacked on the old "Love Spuds" the wrost thing is, initially there is no pain - but you know it is coming!

:jawsdown :jawsdown :jawsdown

right after you get feeling back.

[Maro]

Originally posted by XxFaeryOnFirexX
right after you get feeling back.

There is no other pain like it!

And no other pain that makes a grown man wince!

[stylinprofilin]

poor man. poor, poor, man

ehhhhaahhahhhhhehhh. just thinking of that hurts. :Sigh

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

yeah... Imagine what it feels like getting hit by a baseball there. (happened to me..... i was rolling like this guy ->:rofl2 but I wasn't laughing.)

[Maro]

Originally posted by XxFaeryOnFirexX
yeah... Imagine what it feels like getting hit by a baseball there. (happened to me..... i was rolling like this guy ->:rofl2 but I wasn't laughing.)

I feel guilty still - I was playing Softball and hit the ball and hurled the bat away - it was only after finishing my Home Run that I noticed none of my teammates were congratulating me - the bat had left my grip and hit my mate straight in the happy sack! I felt sick just looking at him!

:KICKASS

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by Maro
I feel guilty still - I was playing Softball and hit the ball and hurled the bat away - it was only after finishing my Home Run that I noticed none of my teammates were congratulating me - the bat had left my grip and hit my mate straight in the happy sack! I felt sick just looking at him!

:KICKASS

As soon as I read "Happy Sack" I just started laughing.... but god that crap hurts.

[Maro]

Originally posted by XxFaeryOnFirexX
As soon as I read "Happy Sack" I just started laughing.... but god that crap hurts.

The best bit about being English - we have the most amount of Swear words of any Language!

:banana :banana

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by Maro
The best bit about being English - we have the most amount of Swear words of any Language!

:banana :banana

I agree, however you can even just imply them w/o saying them also. you know... I think my post is fubar.

[Maro]

Originally posted by XxFaeryOnFirexX
I agree, however you can even just imply them w/o saying them also. you know... I think my post is fubar.

I think I understand!

English swearwords can be used to describve the others by adding 'ed on the end.

My german g/f at uni was constantly amazed at the variance of them - she wanted to speak English with a more colloquial spin

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by Maro
I think I understand!

English swearwords can be used to describve the others by adding 'ed on the end.

My german g/f at uni was constantly amazed at the variance of them - she wanted to speak English with a more colloquial spin
LOL... hmm though we are a bit off topic now.

[Vector Man]

Originally posted by XxFaeryOnFirexX
LOL... hmm though we are a bit off topic now.

Of course but what else is new.

I came home today & the cat crapped on my side of the bed. :Sigh

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by Vector Man
Of course but what else is new.

I came home today & the cat crapped on my side of the bed. :Sigh

at least it didn't crap on your keyboard.

bad kitty. that is narsty.

[stylinprofilin]

Wireless SATA? I PATENT THAT IDEA!
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EWWWIE! kitty poo on keybaord!

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by stylinprofilin
Wireless SATA? I PATENT THAT IDEA!
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EWWWIE! kitty poo on keybaord!

Where did you claim it?

[Baker_God]

He told me, but it's a secret.

[JCYC5]

Yup, keep it that way and tell everyone intrested in developing it

[JohnathanJones]

Ok, The family jewels are in a better place now. (I guess!) :What the

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

well... signature changed then. =)

[Orangepeel]

Only on a few instances have I witnessed such a painful incident.

Each one always seems to be either at a game of softball or soccer :eek:!

I've been hit in the chest by a soccer ball and it is quite painful, but probably doesn't amount to the pain u guys experience!

[wazman]

Originally posted by lord nicon21
lol i had a hocky ball twat me in the balls now that was painful:Nice

A hockey ball?

What kind of hockey are you playing, Nicon?

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by wazman
A hockey ball?

What kind of hockey are you playing, Nicon?

street hockey. you know, feild hockey (hahahaha) but on sk8s.

just messing with the feild hockey thing.

OP... yeah, I could imagine a female getting hit in the chest would hurt too.... but comparing... it is something that you could only find out if you were in teh other persons shoes.

[egarrard]

Where are the skates?

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by egarrard
Where are the skates?

that is feild hockey. their roller hockey is played on teh street or asphault.

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by lord nicon21
no skates derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:banghead

so u actually run. OMG!

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by lord nicon21
lol yeah run or walk lol

Rather play lacrosse and not be hunched over.

[Orangepeel]

Originally posted by wazman
A hockey ball?

What kind of hockey are you playing, Nicon?

Maybe street hockey with the ever-so-famous orange ball?

CAR!

/shuffle goals from the street until car passes

GAME ON!

/shuffle goals back into place

:Wink

[Orangepeel]

Oh wow!

Field hockey :thumb! I have not played that in years, but it's tons of fun (not for the shins tho').

Girls be nasteh when you play field hockey...oh man, and the ball is not soft :jawsdown!

[wazman]

Never actually seen anyone play field hockey...

Nicon, I swear your sig grows bigger every time you post... :)

[Orangepeel]

Originally posted by lord nicon21
lol just like my post count:beer


oh sherry tell me about it the ball is rock hard and having that in (you no where) at full pelt, i when to the floor like hever beffor lol

The field hockey stick kinda looks like a wood in a golf club set, but flat on one end, so you can only hit that darned hard ball with one side of the stick, right? That thing hurts like a dickens if you get whacked with it too :lmao!

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by Orangepeel
The field hockey stick kinda looks like a wood in a golf club set, but flat on one end, so you can only hit that darned hard ball with one side of the stick, right? That thing hurts like a dickens if you get whacked with it too :lmao!

I'd know... I had to help my sis practice her feild hockey. Hmmz.... stick bad for XxFaeryxX :mad:

talking about golf.... hmmm.... need to go to the driving range some time.

[JCYC5]

I love any form of hockey, especially Ice, but don't get that here...

So, I resort to field hockey, which makes my back sore after every game... and my wrist too, as you have to flick the stick over to use the flat side to contact the ball...

[JCYC5]

I've been whacked up there before :Holy Crap