Nearly half of Canadian lovers fake orgasms

[egarrard]

Article (http://www.canada.com/vancouver/news/story.asp?id=4CFFEA30-DFB3-4682-8387-8B7BA10748AB)

Nearly half of Canadian lovers fake orgasms, far more than in most of the world, says a new survey from a condom maker.

And lots of men are among the fakers.

Meanwhile, a full half of the Canadians surveyed have had sex by phone or even by sending wireless text messages, whereas those hot-blooded French lovers shun fancy gadgets and prefer, um, face-to-face methods.

The annual global sex survey from Durex, which has dealt in past years with some serious issues such as how many young people have unprotected sex, goes straight for the tawdry side.

Sex with the boss? Sex with your best pal's spouse? Sex standing up? Sex where you can't get no satisfaction? With a prostitute? It's all there.

AIDS isn't.

So, about those guys who fake it. The global survey found that 26 per cent of all adults fake orgasms at some time, and while the number is higher for women [48 per cent], it's also true that 12 per cent of men fake them. That's nearly one man out of every eight.

In Canada we fake pleasure on a larger scale: 43 per cent of all adults have done so. (A male-female split in Canada isn't available from the surveyors.)

Previous surveys have been done by the traditional telephone route, but this year Durex dropped that practice, which was probably a relief to all those surveyors who had people screaming bad names at them and hanging up.

This year's survey was done online, and got responses from 150,000 people in 34 countries.

Among the findings:

n Canadians have sex on average 119 times a year. That's better than the undersexed people of Singapore (92 times) but way behind those wild Hungarians (152 times) who lead the globe. The amorous French have slipped to just 144 yearly encounters in the new survey. Usually they lead the survey with totals of more than 160.

n Twelve per cent of sexually active Canadians have had an affair with their best friend's spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend. Globally the figure is a bit lower at 12 per cent of men and seven per cent of women, for an average of 10 per cent.

- Canadian Press

[efernandez_98]

Originally posted by egarrard
n Twelve per cent of sexually active Canadians have had an affair with their best friend's spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend. Globally the figure is a bit lower at 12 per cent of men and seven per cent of women, for an average of 10 per cent. Okay, I'm calling the cops on any of you even thinking of visiting the Reynolds.

[Baker_God]

Oh there are plenty of other canadians on the forums to try and cheat on.

[Maniacmous]

Yes, but the guy/girl ratio here is still very small...so prospects aren't always that easy to find. :coffee

[Baker_God]

yeah, I was just thinking about that. But its always good to have options;)

[blpeterson]

Sorry guys, I'm a one man woman.:)

[Maniacmous]

I think we understand that...as are (or so I suspect highly) Exersgrl, Sherry and WazLady....we really don't have that many single female members...ratio is quite bad actually...somewhere in the area of 5500-1 I suspect (random guess).

[Baker_God]

how do you know I'm not a girl?

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

that sucks. Fake is bad.

[wazman]

I didn't know guys could fake orgasms... I thought if anything, that would be the one thing we would be able to do no problem (at least, barring medical or psychological reasons, I've never heard of guys faking it)...

Hmmm... That's interesting...

[Gadget421]

Of course that many fake it in Canada

" a full half of the Canadians surveyed have had sex by phone or even by sending wireless text messages"

If your not in the same room it ain't sex. kinky yes, sex no.

[Tivon]

Originally posted by wazman
I didn't know guys could fake orgasms... I thought if anything, that would be the one thing we would be able to do no problem (at least, barring medical or psychological reasons, I've never heard of guys faking it)...

Hmmm... That's interesting...


It's about the noise.. not so much as a fake.
She hears you about to unload and this makes
her ummm... you know... and things get tighter..
and umm wet..

Same goes for a guy though.. you hear her and
your mind just can't help it!:devil This could also
be her way of getting you done with so she can
sleep...lol For a guy maybe she turns around and
the paper bag falls off.. and your ready to run out
of the house so you fake it and run like hell??:D

Then again... it's all about that space between the ears.
I don't have a problem there thank GOD! If anything I
don't get enough action. Some days I feel like it's backing
up into my brain and messing up my vision.:p

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by Tivon
It's about the noise.. not so much as a fake.
She hears you about to unload and this makes
her ummm... you know... and things get tighter..
and umm wet..

Same goes for a guy though.. you hear her and
your mind just can't help it!:devil This could also
be her way of getting you done with so she can
sleep...lol For a guy maybe she turns around and
the paper bag falls off.. and your ready to run out
of the house so you fake it and run like hell??:D

Then again... it's all about that space between the ears.
I don't have a problem there thank GOD! If anything I
don't get enough action. Some days I feel like it's backing
up into my brain and messing up my vision.:p :lmao

[blpeterson]

Guys, I hate to tell you but we girls can tell.

[KaNaDiAnIcEmAn]

WOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im 1/2 hungarian ahahaha





:spin

[egarrard]

Originally posted by wazman
I didn't know guys could fake orgasms...
Hmmm... That's interesting...
I'm with you, waz. I'm still trying to figure that one out. Maybe it only works with blondes... :rofl2

[XxFaeryOnFirexX]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Guys, I hate to tell you but we girls can tell.

:Sigh :What the :What the :What the

[Tivon]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Guys, I hate to tell you but we girls can tell.

Some of us can control the blood flow and this along with a sound or 2 could trick a women, but for the most part I agree.

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by Tivon
Some of us can control the blood flow and this along with a sound or 2 could trick a women, but for the most part I agree.

Has to do with the way certain parts of a woman's reproductive system acts in the presence of certain enzimes from the male. An astute woman knows.

[Tivon]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Has to do with the way certain parts of a woman's reproductive system acts in the presence of certain enzimes from the male. An astute woman knows.


What part?:cool_shad

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by Tivon
What part?:cool_shad

One of the internal ones. I'll let you research and find out. Be prepared the female reproductive system is not for the squeamish.:)

[Tivon]

Originally posted by blpeterson
One of the internal ones. I'll let you research and find out. Be prepared the female reproductive system is not for the squeamish.:)

G-Spot?:lmao

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by Tivon
G-Spot?:lmao

Nope. Has nothing to do with an orgasm.

[Tivon]

Well I got as far as this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1591000/1591892.stm

Too tired now.. going to bed.:Boring :wavey

[thephenom]

That's freedom of choice, if they choose to fake it instead of having sex for a lil longer in order for them to reach orgasm. That's THEIR loss. :devil

[blpeterson]

Originally posted by Tivon
Well I got as far as this:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_1591000/1591892.stm

Too tired now.. going to bed.:Boring :wavey

There are hormones in the male semen that helps trigger the uterine contractions in the female. If those hormones are not present the intense pleasure that most knowledgeable women feel is different. It's like the difference between sex with and without a condom or sex with a man and using an adult toy. It's just not the same.

Some women never experience this. As egarrad said these women are called blondes.:) (j/k)