View Full Version : body functions that really piss you off
Silent_Death911
10-20-2003, 04:59 PM
for example...
sometime when im trying to strech my toes...the toe gets jamed under the foot bone and gets stuck...HURTS LIKE HELL!! i have to like bash the sh!t out of it to get it back in place.....
weird thread....only did it cuz my toe jammed b4 i posted this :Wink :What the :happywave
Orangepeel
10-20-2003, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Silent_Death911
for example...
sometime when im trying to strech my toes...the toe gets jamed under the foot bone and gets stuck...HURTS LIKE HELL!! i have to like bash the sh!t out of it to get it back in place.....
weird thread....only did it cuz my toe jammed b4 i posted this :Wink :What the :happywave
That would be a cramp :eek:!
You need to stretch a little more often to work the kinks out.
Ever had a Charlie Horse in your leg in the middle of the night? I've only experienced one, and soooo glad it was only once!
LoL, my fingers used to lock up at the middle joints when I first started playing the clarinet. But after the joints loosened, everything was cool :). Same thing with flute. Fingers stretched a different way to play it, and would tighten and cramp at the knuckles too after a long march, especially in cold weather.
Regularly exercise the joints that are kinking up :).
stylinprofilin
10-20-2003, 05:14 PM
i fart like a p2 on crack. i have to like hold it in allll day long at school during class, then after class in the hallway i just let them rip! :KICKASS
Silent_Death911
10-20-2003, 05:16 PM
lol.....
u play the clarinet/flute sherry? cool.....gives me another idea for a thread...SPAMMING TIME!!
stylinprofilin
10-20-2003, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Silent_Death911
lol.....
u play the clarinet/flute sherry? cool.....gives me another idea for a thread...SPAMMING TIME!!
i beat you nubster! :thumb
wazman
10-20-2003, 05:38 PM
I really get tired of earwax.
I mean, c'mon. What possible use could that stuff have? It's not like I'm burning scented candles in my ears or something...
Jei-sama
10-20-2003, 05:40 PM
wow, this thread it scary! (O_O)
I hate sneezing fits! I get them alot! Sneeze 20-30X in a row!
residentevil3
10-20-2003, 05:45 PM
I hate shaving.
wazman
10-20-2003, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Jei-sama
wow, this thread it scary! (O_O)
I hate sneezing fits! I get them alot! Sneeze 20-30X in a row!
One of my cats does that.
Must hurt.
tantousha
10-20-2003, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by residentevil3
I hate shaving.
Which part....actually...I take that question back...don't wanna know.
Charlie Horses in the jaw are awful...I got one once...man...couldn't move my head period and the pain! AHHH!!
wazman
10-20-2003, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by residentevil3
I hate shaving.
Me too. I wish there was some way you could just peel the beard off or something.
Jei-sama
10-20-2003, 05:49 PM
Originally posted by wazman
One of my cats does that.
Must hurt.
I'm being compared to a cat...heh.
stylinprofilin
10-20-2003, 06:03 PM
its all good
What the hell is a Charlie Horse?
I have a disorder passed down through my family - my tendons are too tight - I Crack like a piece of wood snapping!:eek: :eek:
My neck, shoulders, Elbows, Knees, Ankels etc.
My Shoulders are the worse - if I crack them in the morning it sounds like somone breaking logs!
I can make my fingers crack constantly by just flexing them, People always "go you have Arthritis" - I don't it is just the tendons popping off the joint
:jawsdown :jawsdown
It doesn't hurt - good for making people grimace LoL!
Phat_Cow
10-20-2003, 06:36 PM
I hate Charlie Horses too. I once got it after gym class and I was like on the floor holding my leg because it was sooooooo painful.
I hate coughing and sneezing at the same time. Hurts the head.
Silent_Death911
10-20-2003, 07:17 PM
Originally posted by lord nicon21
>>>>>>PUSSY<<<<<<<<< oh god sorry sorry i really am sorry
woah....sounds like crism when hes happy....*shudders to think* :Wink
Jei-sama
10-20-2003, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by lord nicon21
>>>>>>PUSSY<<<<<<<<< oh god sorry sorry i really am sorry
ah! I just remembered why I wanted to leave this forum!
Originally posted by lord nicon21
hummmmmm yeah but you should't do it
Can't help it - it does it on it;s own - no Ninja tactics for me - they will hear me coming!
:lmao
XxFaeryOnFirexX
10-20-2003, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Jei-sama
I'm being compared to a cat...heh.
*meow* :spin I hate not being able to pop my back and neck.
imtim83
10-20-2003, 08:28 PM
My right arm I can twist around 360 degrees and my fingers and toes crack constantly if I want them to. My nose makes a strange noise when I itch it real fast. No offense.
It is no big deal!
popping is noisy!
XxFaeryOnFirexX
10-20-2003, 08:49 PM
may be... but it sure relieves pressure
WazLady73
10-20-2003, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by XxFaeryOnFirexX
may be... but it sure relieves pressure
I have to say I never "popped" anything...I hated sitting next to guys in class that insisted on cracking their knuckles....why did I get the pleasure of sitting next to them:What the
But as for body fuctions that I don't care for? Hmmm.....probably a bloody nose.
I tend to get them in the winter when the air inside is dry. It really is embarrasing when your in a meeting at work and you nose starts to bleed....looks really professional..:banghead
Originally posted by WazLady73
I have to say I never "popped" anything...I hated sitting next to guys in class that insisted on cracking their knuckles....why did I get the pleasure of sitting next to them:What the
But as for body fuctions that I don't care for? Hmmm.....probably a bloody nose.
I tend to get them in the winter when the air inside is dry. It really is embarrasing when your in a meeting at work and you nose starts to bleed....looks really professional..:banghead
you misunderstad - I don't have to crack my knuckels - I just wiggle my fingers and they go off!
:rofl2
WazLady73
10-20-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Maro
you misunderstad - I don't have to crack my knuckels - I just wiggle my fingers and they go off!
:rofl2
Oh I understand Maro....people who do that are fine...but the yahoo I sat next too in World History made it his past time to sit there and crack anything and everything that would right next to me and give me this creepy look when he did it...
Guess he wasn't intrested in the Holy Roman Emperor after all...
JohnathanJones
10-20-2003, 09:59 PM
Have you ever drank somting really fast then get a brain freeze.
Or when you eat something you really thought you like but, you don't like it then *GAG* and thow up. Just a few of my life experiances. :rofl2
thephenom
10-21-2003, 01:00 AM
I hate my right knee!!!
I hyper-extended in when I was in grade 7...... and I still feel some after effects till today.:Nope
residentevil3
10-21-2003, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by tantousha
Which part....actually...I take that question back...don't wanna know.
Charlie Horses in the jaw are awful...I got one once...man...couldn't move my head period and the pain! AHHH!!
My face i hate shaving my face everyday. I also dont like the way the boddy can delope desieses like cancer just cuss some mutated cell.
JCYC5
10-21-2003, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by residentevil3
My face i hate shaving my face everyday. I also dont like the way the boddy can delope desieses like cancer just cuss some mutated cell.
I'm sure nobody likes that...
wazman
10-21-2003, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by WazLady73
Oh I understand Maro....people who do that are fine...but the yahoo I sat next too in World History made it his past time to sit there and crack anything and everything that would right next to me and give me this creepy look when he did it...
Even his butt?
It's got a crack.
XxFaeryOnFirexX
10-21-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by WazLady73
I have to say I never "popped" anything...I hated sitting next to guys in class that insisted on cracking their knuckles....why did I get the pleasure of sitting next to them:What the
But as for body fuctions that I don't care for? Hmmm.....probably a bloody nose.
I tend to get them in the winter when the air inside is dry. It really is embarrasing when your in a meeting at work and you nose starts to bleed....looks really professional..:banghead
I don't do that around people cause they don't like it alot.
LOL@ wazman.
Artcwolf
10-21-2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by wazman
One of my cats does that.
Must hurt.
Naw.
It just sucks if you have the runs when it happens and your out shopping and no where near a restroom....
nevermind...
shortys31
10-21-2003, 02:41 PM
i hate how the body has to grown hair all ovr it .. i just hate that :p
Artcwolf
10-21-2003, 02:42 PM
I love hot and spicy foods...they don't really phase me much when I eat them.....
I just hate going to the restroom the next day....:Holy Crap
pollypopperpop
10-21-2003, 02:51 PM
ooh i hate brain freeze whenever i eat alota icecream too fast.
when i go from a cold aircon'ed room out to a very warm humid environment i get nosebleeds.
my eyes stings and get heavy if i stare at these forums too long like 6+ hrs.
sometimes when you go for a pee then sit back down only to find a small amount trickle back out onto ya pants leaving a right messy pee stain (sorry about the detail:D)
your own fart usually smells ok but other peoples fart is repulsive.
umm the fact that you have to eat and drink occasionally.
going to the toilet to do a no.2 ?
i hate getting body odour a day after showering.
pubic and normal hair over parts of body.
Xilant
10-21-2003, 03:23 PM
I hate having long nails.
timie
10-21-2003, 03:55 PM
My one leg is longer than the other :(
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