What Was Your Most Embarrassing Moment

[bejohnson]

What was your most embarrassing moment?

For me, it had to be in the fourth grade. I sneezed and when I did I cut this huge window-rattling fart. It was so bad the teacher who was about 70 years old stopped talking and sat at her desk for a good five minutes trying her best not to laugh. Of course the kids in the class laughed like hell. God was I embarrassed.

[KaNaDiAnIcEmAn]

gym class





wrestling




girls






oops sorry







ooops my bad, ah crap sorry again:cool_shad

[Maniacmous]

Most people dont like sharing their embarassing moments to complete strangers, let alone to close family-like company as there is here...so this thread is puzzling a bit to me.

[bejohnson]

Originally posted by Maniacmous
Most people dont like sharing their embarassing moments to complete strangers, let alone to close family-like company as there is here...so this thread is puzzling a bit to me.

It's a way for people to get to know each other better. To share something that just totally embarrassed the crap out of you does a couple of things. You can get it out into the open where you find out that it wasn't that bad and other people have the same misfortunes as you. This is a question that is almost always asked in psych 101 and the answers are usually shared by all in the class.

[egarrard]

Every morning when I wake up.

[Maro]

Talking about some girls In 6th form at school (you know!) then walking outside to see that they could all here every deatail we had said - needless to say there was no point pursuing that group of girls!

:jawsdown :jawsdown

[wazman]

Mine would have to be when I was about 20 or so, walking into the mall and trying to look really cool in my black trenchcoat and such...

And tripping right over the wet floor sign that was right out in the middle of the floor and that any fool would have seen well before they got near it.

Any fool but me, that is...

[Jei-sama]

When stupid 14yr-old Goffrey decideds to feel me up EVERYDAY at school!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by Jei-sama
When stupid 14yr-old Goffrey decideds to feel me up EVERYDAY at school!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: ...

Moving on.

Let's see... embarrassing moments... Well I don't have a hard time laughing when I do something stupid... So...

hmm...

Some would say the muliple days I've worn my really tight leather pants to school were embarrassing... Well since girls love em I can't say it was a negative experence :p

hmm... well.. hmm

Nope... Can't think of anything. I'm perfect ^_^

[Jei-sama]

Originally posted by ch0g0nda
...

Moving on.

Let's see... embarrassing moments... Well I don't have a hard time laughing when I do something stupid... So...

hmm...

Some would say the muliple days I've worn my really tight leather pants to school were embarrassing... Well since girls love em I can't say it was a negative experence :p

hmm... well.. hmm

Nope... Can't think of anything. I'm perfect ^_^
I bet something SOO embarassing happened to you and you just dont wanna share it... >DDD

[ch0g0nda]

I'm thinking and I'm comming up with nothing but blanks.

Ask Skidz if I've ever done anything embarrassing. Or if you ever see Saintt lurking around PM him. Either of them would tell you :p

argh :mad: I really can't think of anything.

There might have been that time playing baseball in gym in grade 10 when I was at bat. The teacher was pitching. I got a hit and smoked the teacher in the chest :p

That was mostly just funny though ^_^

[Jei-sama]

Originally posted by ch0g0nda
I'm thinking and I'm comming up with nothing but blanks.

Ask Skidz if I've ever done anything embarrassing. Or if you ever see Saintt lurking around PM him. Either of them would tell you :p

argh :mad: I really can't think of anything.

There might have been that time playing baseball in gym in grade 10 when I was at bat. The teacher was pitching. I got a hit and smoked the teacher in the chest :p

That was mostly just funny though ^_^
AHH! Whipe out the gym teacher at my school, PLEASE!

[ch0g0nda]

I havn't played baseball in a while but I'll give it a shot :smash

[Jei-sama]

Originally posted by ch0g0nda
I havn't played baseball in a while but I'll give it a shot :smash
ah! sankuu!!! Stupid *****! xD she had me in a pretty embarassing situation today. harasing me for NO REASON! oh well, I stood up to her and yelled at her...but I got in trouble..*sigh*...THAT was Embarassing! But everyone took my side anyway!

[Xilant]

Me it had to be in 12th grade for a track and field practice. The sprint runner (we were about 10 at my part of the school) were going up and down the stares, only using 1 leg to go up. So after a few times it gets tiering. Well, after about 5 times going up i really had to let this one rip, I tried my best to hold it in, i couldn't. I just went out. All i could think of was the poor girl in back of me that was level to my butt.

[Jei-sama]

Originally posted by Xilant
Me it had to be in 12th grade for a track and field practice. The sprint runner (we were about 10 at my part of the school) were going up and down the stares, only using 1 leg to go up. So after a few times it gets tiering. Well, after about 5 times going up i really had to let this one rip, I tried my best to hold it in, i couldn't. I just went out. All i could think of was the poor girl in back of me that was level to my butt.
eww! hahaha did the girl pass out? XP

[imtim83]

I can hold all mine in. Not hard to do. No offense.

[ch0g0nda]

Originally posted by Xilant
Me it had to be in 12th grade for a track and field practice. The sprint runner (we were about 10 at my part of the school) were going up and down the stares, only using 1 leg to go up. So after a few times it gets tiering. Well, after about 5 times going up i really had to let this one rip, I tried my best to hold it in, i couldn't. I just went out. All i could think of was the poor girl in back of me that was level to my butt. :devil :rofl2 :devil

[Xilant]

Originally posted by Jei-sama
eww! hahaha did the girl pass out? XP

No, she didn't. But when i got home, i laughed to much its not funny. I'm still laughing as we speak.

[Xilant]

Originally posted by imtim83
I can hold all mine in. Not hard to do. No offense.

HOOO NO you couldn't... Not the one I had to rip!

[Artcwolf]

Hummm...I've got two.

1) I was in class at the local college about 9 years ago and while the instructor was teaching, I leaned up in my very hard, plastic chair, and farted. Not just any fart...this one made the room shake. It did not smell, thankfully, but the whole room busted a gut at my expense.

2) When I was in my mid-teens, I rode my bike (peddle power) up to the local mall to pick some stuff up from the photo shop there. I was wearing a tee shirt and biker shorts. Apparantly, Mr. Happy decided to go full salute right after I made my purchase (I have no clue as to why), I had no way to hide it, and had to walk quickly out the closest exit (not very close). I could see everyone staring at me as I tried to make my escape. Believe me, you can't hide anything in biker shorts. I never again wore them.

[JohnathanJones]

Well, that was puberty it happens.........

[Xilant]

Originally posted by JohnathanJones
Well, that was puberty it happens.........

One of the top TEN rules of "NOT TO DO AS A TEEN"

Number 1: DO NOT WEAR LYCRA SHORTS.

[JohnathanJones]

One of my embarassing moments was I was in the movies and I had to let' say (release the laughing gas so to speak). I held it in as long as I can but, I let it go but, there was no sound But, it smelled! So I got up a tried to leave it! but it followed me all the was out the door. When I came back Everyone was looking and snickering at me. One my friends yelled "fartboy" and Everyone laughed it's like they knew it was me! (I got him back for doing that we're still buds).

Farts can be inapropiate....... at times........ :Sigh

[bejohnson]

Originally posted by JohnathanJones
One of my embarassing moments was I was in the movies and I had to let' say (release the laughing gas so to speak). I held it in as long as I can but, I let it go but, there was no sound But, it smelled! So I got up a tried to leave it! but it followed me all the was out the door. When I came back Everyone was looking and snickering at me. One my friends yelled "fartboy" and Everyone laughed it's like they knew it was me! (I got him back for doing that we're still buds).

Farts can be inapropiate....... at times........ :Sigh

Don't feel bad. I had a similar experience on board an airliner in route from Atlanta to San Francisco. I passed a SBD (Silent but Deadly) and this thing was so bad that a mother 20 rows back was checking her baby's diaper. The flight crew was checking the lavatories and people were coughing and had tears in their eyes. I just quietly sat there and said nothing least they would have thrown me from the aircraft.

[Jei-sama]

Originally posted by bejohnson
Don't feel bad. I had a similar experience on board an airliner in route from Atlanta to San Francisco. I passed a SBD (Silent but Deadly) and this thing was so bad that a mother 20 rows back was checking her baby's diaper. The flight crew was checking the lavatories and people were coughing and had tears in their eyes. I just quietly sat there and said nothing least they would have thrown me from the aircraft.
maybe they suspected you cuz you acted so natural? you shoulda thrown a huge fit and blame the guy next to you.

[thephenom]

The most embarass moment....

Grade 8 or 9.... I struck out playing slow-pitch in gym class. :Nope

That was SAD!!!! I was trying too hard to hit it hard and pulling it every pitch.......ended up striking out.....:Sigh

[bejohnson]

Originally posted by Jei-sama
maybe they suspected you cuz you acted so natural? you shoulda thrown a huge fit and blame the guy next to you.

Acted like I was asleep.

[Jei-sama]

Originally posted by thephenom
The most embarass moment....

Grade 8 or 9.... I struck out playing slow-pitch in gym class. :Nope

That was SAD!!!! I was trying too hard to hit it hard and pulling it every pitch.......ended up striking out.....:Sigh
when that happens just shift and move infront of the ball, but do it subtly so everyone blames the pitcher and you have to walk. Walking is better than being out. ...Cept when you're hit in the head then forced to walk...why did I not have a helmet?! I couldn't walk in a straight line! THAT Was embarassing.

[thephenom]

Originally posted by Jei-sama
when that happens just shift and move infront of the ball, but do it subtly so everyone blames the pitcher and you have to walk. Walking is better than being out. ...Cept when you're hit in the head then forced to walk...why did I not have a helmet?! I couldn't walk in a straight line! THAT Was embarassing.
We played no walks, everybody only gets 3 pitches.... I swung in front of it all 3 times.....

Ya, I got hit in the head, this girl from 2nd base threw the ball at first base while I was running there, hit me on the side of the helmet. Which sucked.....:Nope

[SNAFU]

Hmm....embarrassing moments...umm...I've had many but I don;t know which is the most embarrassing... well, let's go to the most recent one.


At the Fresno speech tournament. Well, I usually sleep in the buff, so sleeping at tournaments is a bit uncomfortable for me since we always share rooms and sometimes share beds. So I usually just do with sleeping with my shirt off or in my boxers. Well, the second night, Saturday, I had just consumed 3 beers while haning out with friends and 2 more before hitting the sack. Well, I passed out before anyone else came back to the room. When I woke up I don;t know how long later, two of my team mates were on the bed next to me with their back to me talking about their debate rounds that day. Then I realized that I had the blanket around my knees since I got hot from the alcohol. What was even worse was my boxers were around my ankles. And even worse was you know what happens when you have too much to drink and your bladder fills up and cuts blood-flow from that area... (No I didn't pee myself). Well, I'm not sure if they noticed or anything. Maybe they were too into their debate talk and that does happen cuz I never got a funny look or anything from them since that night so I think I'll just pretend it never happened.

[eire1274]

Let's see... waking up that first morning with the girl who would end up bearing my 3 children (God bless her for staying) and releasing a thunderclap so bad I fled without waking her up. When she woke up coughing a few minutes later, I was on the 'puter checking my email and acting like I'd been up for an hour.

Doing a hotwire upgrade on my Dad's computer roughly 10 years ago because he'd cooked his 286. I convinced him to upgrade to a 486/66 (much $$$ back then) and didn't realize how big a deal heat sinks were, being a 386/20 guy myself. Burned that b*tch in a matter of minutes, and had to dip into my college money to replace it.

Drag strip story #1: Blowing the doors off of a late model Mustang Cobra with my 76 Pontiac after leaving the rear bumper on the starting line (bad bolt installation, not rust! Totally my fault). Ruined a newly rechromed vintage bumper.

Drag strip story #2: This was the first night we'd put the big "SUB Culture"* window vinyl text on my 3000GT this summer to advertise the company. After having been backed up by the line guy (because I had no clue how long the nose of the car was, first time racing it) I waited for the lights, clutch in and engine revved so the turbos were lit up, the green hits, and I smoke all four tires going backwards under full boost, around 600 horsepower. I shoot back about 15 feet, almost smacking the next guy in line, jam it into 1st, pound on the gas, and hear my clutch seize and the engine die. And then there was smoke. Long story short, after having the transmission case rewelded and putting all new gears in it, we STILL don't have that car put back together yet.

*"SUB Culture" is a startup car customization company I own, see my sig.

[egarrard]

Originally posted by eire1274
Drag strip story #1: Blowing the doors off of a late model Mustang Cobra with my 76 Pontiac. What kind of Pontiac?

[efernandez_98]

OH that's easy! :o

Back in elementry school, I was the kid that pee'd in his pants. It happend one day in class, and I seriously needed to use the restroom. So, I asked the teacher but she wouldn't let me go. Anyway, I tried to hold it in... but it came to a point were I was sweating and nearly passed out, so I just let go. It was probably the most embarassing moment in my life. However, since then I'd stop asking the teacher for permission and just told them where I was going.