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Baker_God
12-11-2003, 10:25 AM
Ever wanted to get in a pointless conversation with a website? Well her's your chance. Ask oliver (http://www.oliverbot.com/) anything and he'll give you a responce that has atleast some relevance to what you typed in. Its amazing!!!
JCYC5
12-11-2003, 10:33 AM
:eek:

That's amazing...!!
Tazmanian Devil
12-11-2003, 12:02 PM
I confused him - I mean.... it :lmao
Jei-sama
12-11-2003, 12:08 PM
I think it's mad at me, our conversation didnt go to welll......
Tazmanian Devil
12-11-2003, 12:09 PM
Oli - are you a man or a woman

Taz - guess

Oli - guess what

Taz - my sex

Oli - where did you get your sex

Taz - dumbass

Oli - That kind of language will get you nowhere

Taz - so guess my sex

Oli - That's interesting. it.

:lmao
XxFaeryOnFirexX
12-11-2003, 12:39 PM
Something like that is built into Quake 3 Arena's bot named crash. you talk... it answers.
tpenguin
12-11-2003, 02:18 PM
Wow, that's really cool. According to oliver, parallel universes do not exist. I wish it had a transcript feature so you could look at your whole conversation. The text to speech feature doesn't work for me, either. Does it work for anybody else?
Tazmanian Devil
12-11-2003, 02:23 PM
works for me but the speech is slow kinda like that genius in that wheelchair - o man, what's his name again - sumat Hawkins...
ch0g0nda
12-11-2003, 02:32 PM
I asked him why he existed.

Then I just kept getting "page not found"

I think I broke him :Yea right
marko3xl3
12-11-2003, 02:45 PM
I think I did something bad...now George won't let me tend the rabbits...

What is your personality like? That is interesting. Date: Fri Dec 12 5:38:26 CST 2003.
Version: v0.08.
Brain: build.
Name: Oliver.
Gender: male.
Birthday: 2001.
Star sign: none.
Location: here.
Botmaster: Bot lover.
Birthplace: Texas.
Freind: .
Freinds: you.
Boyfriend: none.
Girlfriend: Oliver.
For fun: talk to you.
Looks like: you.
Likes to wear: nothing.
Music preference: all.
Favorite band: rubber.
Favorite song: your voice.
Favorite book: Don't Read Me.
Favorite food: patterns.
Favorite color: transparent.
Favroite movie: your life story.
Favroite artist: .
Favroite author: .
Favroite actor: .
Favroite actress: .
Favroite sport: .
Favorite topics: anything.
Favorite question: What?
Hockey team: .
Baseball team: .
Football team: .
Celebrity: .
Celebrities: .
Party: .
Religion: .
President: .
Nationality: .
Architecture: .
RAM requirement: bytes.
Vocabulary size: pattern words.
Brain size: 42516 categories.
Operating System: .
Server Processing Time: milliseconds.
Speed: queries per hour.
Total clients since activation: people.
Maximum simultaneous clients: chatters.
Number of clients chatting: people.
Daily clients: people.
Number of developers: people.
marko3xl3
12-11-2003, 02:49 PM
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Which question?
Xilant
12-11-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Tazmanian Devil
works for me but the speech is slow kinda like that genius in that wheelchair - o man, what's his name again - sumat Hawkins...

Stephen Hawking
Hyprium
12-11-2003, 03:03 PM
That`s pretty cool!
Tazmanian Devil
12-11-2003, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Xilant
Stephen Hawking

That's it!:thumb
wazman
12-11-2003, 03:50 PM
I think I got him confused. I asked him the classic philisophical question "What is the size of a piece of string?". His answer:

My memory now contains:
clients, 42516 categories, vocabulary words, bytes RAM usage under on .

Bytes RAM usage under on .?
tpenguin
12-11-2003, 05:07 PM
I asked it "What memory address range are you allocated?," and it replied "I'll come back to that later.
Are all memory address range you allocated address range are you allocated allocated address range are you allocated?" I think it was confused.
marko3xl3
12-11-2003, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by tpenguin
I asked it "What memory address range are you allocated?," and it replied "I'll come back to that later.
Are all memory address range you allocated address range are you allocated allocated address range are you allocated?" I think it was confused.

ROFL!!!! :lmao :lmao :lmao

Same here!

Ok...maybe a little tiny bit different...

"Hello How%252525252525252525252525252525252520much%25252 5252525252525252525252525252520memory%252525252525 252525252525252525252520do%25252525252525252525252 5252525252520you%252525252525252525252525252525252 520have%252525252525252525252525252525252520alloca ted%25252525252525252525252525252525253F! What would you like to talk about?"
zgozz
12-12-2003, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by Tazmanian Devil
I confused him - I mean.... it :lmao

He told be to bug off,, LOL:lmao :lmao :lmao
Baker_God
12-12-2003, 05:19 AM
I have just been trying to see how many word combos can get him in a loop. He also seems to have a good knowledge of insults, but has only one responce when asked to die.
Baker_God
12-12-2003, 06:59 AM
I just type in eat and then he asks how eat is and I tell him bad. Then he asks what was bad and I tell him eat and then he asks how eat was and I tell him bad and then he asks me what was bad and I tell him eat and it goes on forever.
JCYC5
12-12-2003, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by Baker_God
I just type in eat and then he asks how eat is and I tell him bad. Then he asks what was bad and I tell him eat and then he asks how eat was and I tell him bad and then he asks me what was bad and I tell him eat and it goes on forever.

:lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2

I didn't manage to have such a conversation with him... I grew fustrated very quickly indeed.
JCYC5
12-12-2003, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by Baker_God
I just type in eat and then he asks how eat is and I tell him bad. Then he asks what was bad and I tell him eat and then he asks how eat was and I tell him bad and then he asks me what was bad and I tell him eat and it goes on forever.

:lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2

I didn't manage to have such a conversation with him... I grew fustrated very quickly indeed.
JCYC5
12-12-2003, 07:04 AM
Originally posted by Baker_God
I just type in eat and then he asks how eat is and I tell him bad. Then he asks what was bad and I tell him eat and then he asks how eat was and I tell him bad and then he asks me what was bad and I tell him eat and it goes on forever.

:lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2

I didn't manage to have such a conversation with him... I grew fustrated very quickly indeed.
JCYC5
12-12-2003, 07:17 AM
Wow! triple post!
wazman
12-12-2003, 07:33 AM
No more sugary cereals for you! :happywave
Baker_God
12-12-2003, 08:53 AM
I asked oliver if he knew anything about sugary cereals and he said it was interesting and wanted to know if I had any pets.
efernandez_98
12-13-2003, 04:19 AM
Originally posted by Baker_God
Ever wanted to get in a pointless conversation with a website? Well her's your chance. Ask oliver (http://www.oliverbot.com/) anything and he'll give you a responce that has atleast some relevance to what you typed in. Its amazing!!! Apparently, it likes to make up its own answers...


Welcome to the Bored.com chat page.
On this page, you can talk with Oliver, our chatterbot.
Click the Speak checkbox if you want to hear him speak.

My Name is: Oliver!

what is three plus three?
Three plus three is six.

what is three minus three?
THREE times THREE = NINE.