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egarrard
12-12-2003, 12:56 AM
Jealous Wife Cuts Off Husband's Penis (http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-philippines-severed-penis,0,626054.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines) MANILA, Philippines -- A jealous wife cut off her sleeping husband's penis after finding a text message from another women on his mobile phone, a newspaper reported Friday.

Antonio Llanesiras, 30, was being treated at the Pasay City General Hospital.

Surgeons there saw little chance of reattaching the plumber's severed organ, which was brought in by the wife carefully wrapped in a piece of cloth, according to the Manila Standard.

It wasn't immediately clear if charges will be filed against the woman.

Ouch!:surrender
bejohnson
12-12-2003, 01:04 AM
You like posting these little snippets don't you?
egarrard
12-12-2003, 01:05 AM
It gives me something to do...

And everybody else something to discuss.
zgozz
12-12-2003, 01:48 AM
Originally posted by egarrard

Jealous Wife Cuts Off Husband's Penis (http://www.newsday.com/news/nationworld/wire/sns-ap-philippines-severed-penis,0,626054.story?coll=sns-ap-nationworld-headlines)

Ouch!:surrender

THAT'S WRONG. Can you say it with me "THAT'S WRONG"
getit29
12-12-2003, 02:15 AM
Surgeons there saw little chance of reattaching the plumber's severed organ
don't guess he will be doing any XXX poRn movies like bobbitt did after he got well:Nope
zgozz
12-12-2003, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by getit29
don't guess he will be doing any XXX poRn movies like bobbitt did after he got well:Nope

That was one werid dude.

And they call him chubby...:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
getit29
12-12-2003, 02:40 AM
Originally posted by zgozz
That was one werid dude.

And they call him chubby...:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
hehehehe they almost got a chance to call him (Stubby) or (Shorty):eek: LOL!!:lmao:rofl2
zgozz
12-12-2003, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by Whisp[TR]
anybody see the irony in this

the plumber lost his plumbing

muhahahaahhahhaha

:lmao :lmao
Jei-sama
12-12-2003, 06:37 AM
Originally posted by Whisp[TR]
anybody see the irony in this

the plumber lost his plumbing

muhahahaahhahhaha
heh heh heh.... :devil
wazman
12-12-2003, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by bejohnson
You like posting these little snippets don't you?

I think, in view of the subject of this thread...

That that is quite possibly one of the funniest and most ingenious puns I've ever heard.

:lmao :rofl2

I like that one... :)
Artcwolf
12-12-2003, 09:15 AM
guess he'll be sitting down to piss from now on.
bejohnson
12-12-2003, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by wazman
I think, in view of the subject of this thread...

That that is quite possibly one of the funniest and most ingenious puns I've ever heard.

:lmao :rofl2

I like that one... :)

Thank ya, thank ya very much!:lmao
SNAFU
12-12-2003, 10:10 AM
:lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao

I'm sorry... but that story is just too funny. And the funny thing is I HAVE that Bobbit pr0n video!
egarrard
12-12-2003, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by SNAFU
:lmao :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2 :lmao

I'm sorry... but that story is just too funny. And the funny thing is I HAVE that Bobbit pr0n video! Did they do like a Frankenstein theme?
wazman
12-12-2003, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by egarrard
Did they do like a Frankenstein theme?

Actually, WazLady has the video as well, and I've seen it... It's your typical porn vid - lots of skanky sex, impossible situations, horrid acting, crappy music...

If you haven't seen it, take my advice - don't. It's not worth it...
getit29
12-12-2003, 11:46 AM
Yeah I'll have to agree with the wazman on this one it's not anything special
just your everday run of the mill poRn flick I seen it years ago it didn't impress
me hardly at all:lmao