Great punch lines

[MaX317]

Hey guys and girls post your greatest punch lines.

No jokes Just punch lines.


I got the idea from Mojo 640am." Punch lines Fridays "

[MaX317]

beat your fish and it dies.

[MaX317]

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

[MaX317]

Damn, said the drunk man. Are you sure he fell in there?

[MaX317]

I don't have it, Father -- I was just reading here that the Pope does!

[MaX317]

Well, slurred the man, There's a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then it's time for me to go home.

[MaX317]

When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.

[MaX317]

Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch.

[MaX317]

Yeah that will go over like a fart in church.

[Orangepeel]

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.