Fortune Cookie Fortunes

[bejohnson]

I had Chinese tonight and the fortune in the fortune cookie said, At 20 years of age the wiil reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.
I thought that was pretty accurate. Anybody else have any sayings of wisdom from a fortune cookie or else where?

[neutralz]

hmms. i m chinese, and i eat chinese every day but i dont seem to see any of these fortune cookies around >_<