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01-02-2004, 05:31 PM
GUY BREAKS UP WITH GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE BUYS HEART ALBUM
From the USA by special correspondent Garin Pirnia
Yesterday at 8pm sharp, Kyle Martin spontaneously decided to end his three- year relationship with his girlfriend Katie Hill outside a Best Buy store. The potentially happy trip turned ill fated when Katie decided to purchase a bargain basement Heart album for $5.00.
“I love Katie to death, but Heart? C'mon! You gotta draw the line in taste somewhere.”
The end of their once blissful union devastated Katie. I occasionally got angry at him for his drinking, his irresponsibility and his cocaine and womanizing habits, but I stuck by him. And now he can’t tolerate my obsession with some good 80's music?”
A security guard at Best Buy commented that the couple seemed happy when they entered the store, but Kyle exited yelling at her and pointing to the cd in her hand. Then he drove off and left her there. Best Buy issued a statement immediately after the incident stating due to indirectly aiding to the demise of a once happy couple, they will no longer carry Heart albums and a few other choices, notably any and all releases by Michael Bolton, Yanni, Nat King Cole, Billy Ray Cyrus, Enrique Inglesis, Weird Al, Cher, Vanilla Ice, Destiny’s Child and Journey.
Kyle said even if Katie stopped listening to Heart, he would not take her back. She shouldn't have bought it in the first place. I don't care if it was on sale. It made a statement of what kind of person she is and I can't change her. It's too late.” When asked what Kyle had bought that dreadful night at Best Buy, he failed to comment, but a cashier revealed he had purchased the Madonna movie Swept Away and Patch Adams.
As my father used to say "Rock and Roll is hellfire and damnation!" :rofl2
From the USA by special correspondent Garin Pirnia
Yesterday at 8pm sharp, Kyle Martin spontaneously decided to end his three- year relationship with his girlfriend Katie Hill outside a Best Buy store. The potentially happy trip turned ill fated when Katie decided to purchase a bargain basement Heart album for $5.00.
“I love Katie to death, but Heart? C'mon! You gotta draw the line in taste somewhere.”
The end of their once blissful union devastated Katie. I occasionally got angry at him for his drinking, his irresponsibility and his cocaine and womanizing habits, but I stuck by him. And now he can’t tolerate my obsession with some good 80's music?”
A security guard at Best Buy commented that the couple seemed happy when they entered the store, but Kyle exited yelling at her and pointing to the cd in her hand. Then he drove off and left her there. Best Buy issued a statement immediately after the incident stating due to indirectly aiding to the demise of a once happy couple, they will no longer carry Heart albums and a few other choices, notably any and all releases by Michael Bolton, Yanni, Nat King Cole, Billy Ray Cyrus, Enrique Inglesis, Weird Al, Cher, Vanilla Ice, Destiny’s Child and Journey.
Kyle said even if Katie stopped listening to Heart, he would not take her back. She shouldn't have bought it in the first place. I don't care if it was on sale. It made a statement of what kind of person she is and I can't change her. It's too late.” When asked what Kyle had bought that dreadful night at Best Buy, he failed to comment, but a cashier revealed he had purchased the Madonna movie Swept Away and Patch Adams.
As my father used to say "Rock and Roll is hellfire and damnation!" :rofl2