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bejohnson
01-02-2004, 05:45 PM
Fed Up With the United Nations, US Will Turn UN Headquarters into Condos

NEW YORK — The Bush Administration says that it is payback time for the United Nations. The Administration is planning to boot UN diplomats out of New York and to turn the UN headquarters building into condominiums.

A contract has already been let to developer Donald Trump to convert the tall office building into luxury apartments. The General Assembly building will be converted into a movie complex, and the Security Council will be converted into a casino. "Getting any kind of resolution out of the Security Council over the years has been like playing roulette anyway," said one Administration official.

The Donald plans to name the development after himself, and has tentatively decided to name the development Trump World & Casino, to go along with other Trump properties in Manhattan, including Trump Empire State Building, Trump Chrysler Building, Trump Grand Central, and Trump Penn Station.

French construction company, Bouygues, complained that it had not been given a chance to bid on the job. "The US Administration is favoring US developers over French developers. That is unfair. We can be just as tasteless as American developers."

Maybe this will easy the housing shortage in New York City.

residentevil3
01-02-2004, 08:10 PM
Haha servs them right, cya wouldnt wanna be ya !


The U.N is a failer and never gets the job done anywaywhy waist our time and money with them ?.

getit29
01-02-2004, 10:56 PM
Trump towers :lmao :lmao :rofl2 :rofl2

egarrard
01-03-2004, 12:57 AM
Considering what the UN's mission is, maybe they should throw out the current tenents and build their headquarters here:

http://almashriq.hiof.no/palestine/900/910/919/jerusalem/jerusalem-96/video-jpgs/al-haram/dome-of-the-rock-04.jpg

Make everybody mad. :rofl2

neutralz
01-03-2004, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by egarrard
Considering what the UN's mission is, maybe they should throw out the current tenents and build their headquarters here:

http://almashriq.hiof.no/palestine/900/910/919/jerusalem/jerusalem-96/video-jpgs/al-haram/dome-of-the-rock-04.jpg

Make everybody mad. :rofl2


>_<

that is a touchy place to build in. esp with so many religions vying for that area

blpeterson
01-03-2004, 03:09 PM
I saw the new and improved complex from the East River Tuesday night. The casino really makes the place bright and festive. A definite improvement. :rofl2

ChKFlores
01-03-2004, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by Whisp[TR]
well that sad because the u.n. plays a big part of this world

It's political satire Whisp. It's meant to poke fun at others... :Sigh

blpeterson
01-03-2004, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Whisp[TR]
the states isnt getting rid of the u.n. building?

Oh no!, they are converting it to condos.:rofl2


The whole thing is a satire. Though there are some people that wish that would happen, not just in the U.S. either.