the bush conspiracy generator

[Teddray]

THE BUSH CONSPIRACY
THEORY GENERATOR
by Jennifer Bishop Fulwiler

"George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Ann Coulter, white men, the Jews, Rush Limbaugh, and oil companies could conquer Michael Moore."

"George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that SUV owners and Ann Coulter could kill minorities."

http://www.buttafly.com/bush/index.php

You can even create your own conspiracies! :rolleyes: I found this mildly amusing, heres one I made up:

"George W. Bush lowered taxes so that gun owners could kill The French."

[wazman]

Here's one I did:

[Maro]

George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that Rush Limbaugh and SUV owners could offend Michael Moore.