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Artcwolf
01-21-2004, 08:19 AM
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky (check the bottle before you comment on the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

Then, this was sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant transported by Indian truck drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....

That, my friends, is Globalization.

splashtech
01-21-2004, 08:37 AM
:lmao

That is quite funny.

But yes it is true in quite a few ways. Makes a point, doesn't it.

Although I'm sure it has to be a good thing.

XxFaeryOnFirexX
01-21-2004, 11:09 AM
what about the russians???? j/k

lol :lmao

egarrard
01-21-2004, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by XxFaeryOnFirexX
what about the russians???? j/k

lol :lmao He must have been doing vodka shooters when he thought the whole thing up. :rofl2 :lmao :rofl2

Silent_Death911
01-21-2004, 12:57 PM
Now that is good. Someone just picked a incident and just kept going with it. I swear, you could trace this down to Antarctician penguins if you really tried. :Wink

Maro
01-21-2004, 03:05 PM
Good call Artc!

Whisky is Scottish and Whiskey is Irish!

getit29
01-21-2004, 05:31 PM
hehehe I never really thought about it that way but guess it is
a global thing when you think about it like that :lmao :rofl2