Ten Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman

[bejohnson]

Ten Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman


#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN.

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

[Artcwolf]

LOL!!!! :lmao

[Maniacmous]

Beautiful...I should print that out and hang it on the wall. Sexist as hell, but hilarious looking past that. :lmao

[[CD.o.S] LukeDG]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

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[tantousha]

15 Reasons Beer is better than Women:

Reason #1: A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer."

No...but you're friend will punch you when he sees you drinking his beer....

[Teddray]

If I bought or made a silencer I'd get my ass busted =\

[getit29]

LMAO!! both of those are funny I like both the handgun and beer
sayings :lmao :rofl2

[blpeterson]

Honey.....Is that why you always say I'm hotter than a two dollar pistol?:devil

[thephenom]

Originally posted by blpeterson
Honey.....Is that why you always say I'm hotter than a two dollar pistol?:devil
$2 pistol??? I'm sure you are...... $2 pistol is too plastic.:devil