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Artcwolf
01-22-2004, 10:07 AM
Originally posted at MSNBC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3606959/)

Testers needed for orgasm machine

LONDON, Nov 26, 2003 - Wanted: women to test new orgasm machine. No, really. An American surgeon who has patented a device that triggers an orgasm has begun a clinical trial approved by the Food and Drug Administration in the United States and is looking for female volunteers.

“I though people would be beating my door down to become part of the trial,” pain specialist Dr Stuart Meloy told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

But so far only one woman has completed the first stage of the trial, with apparently breathtaking results, and a second has agreed to take part.

Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.

The married woman who tested the machine, dubbed an orgasmatron, had not had an orgasm for four years. But during the nine days she used it, she had several.

“She even told me she had the first multiple orgasm of her life using the device,” said Meloy.

He stumbled on the unexpected side-effect while using a spinal cord stimulator a few years ago to treat a patient suffering with severe back pain. The woman had already had back surgery for degenerative disk disease and fusion surgery.

When Meloy placed the electrodes into a specific spot on her spine to find nerve bundles carrying pain signals to the brain, she moaned with delight.

“You’re going to have to teach my husband how to do that,” he quoted her as saying.

The tiny impulses of electricity applied to the electrodes seemed to have turned on the patient’s orgasm button.

Although the device has been compared to the orgasmatron featured in the 1973 Woody Allen film “Sleeper,” Meloy envisions patients using it temporarily to retrain their sexual response.

The women in the trial described it as “really excellent foreplay.”

Although some medical experts are skeptical about the procedure and say a vibrator can produce the same results, Meloy believes it could help to improve sexual response in women who cannot have orgasms and might even help men as well.

A full implant of the device would cost about $22,000.

“I don’t see it any differently from procedures such as breast implants,” Meloy told the magazine.

They need to invent a good bj machine for the guys....:Yea right

getit29
01-22-2004, 07:40 PM
:Holy Crap :eek: w0w if all the women get that then us guys are in big trouble because
they won't need us around anymore or not as much anyway :lmao :rofl2

Artcwolf
01-22-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by getit29
:Holy Crap :eek: w0w if all the women get that then us guys are in big trouble because
they won't need us around anymore or not as much anyway :lmao :rofl2

I can see the loan offices at the banks already....:Roll Eyes

blpeterson
01-22-2004, 08:40 PM
I don't need one of those, I'm married to one.:jawsdown Now if I could only have him around on a regular basis.:KICK ASS

thephenom
01-22-2004, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Artcwolf
They need to invent a good bj machine for the guys....:Yea right
I don't know about you, I still feel uncomfortable having my precious in a machine, the probability of having my thing caught or injured in it is TOOOOOO much to bare.

eire1274
01-23-2004, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by blpeterson
I don't need one of those, I'm married to one.:jawsdown Now if I could only have him around on a regular basis.:KICK ASS
Bad. Bad! No no! BAD!!

Tivon
01-23-2004, 01:59 AM
Does it come with a remote?:devil

Artcwolf
01-23-2004, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by Tivon
Does it come with a remote?:devil

ROFL!

That just reminded me of an episode of the Drew Carey Show (http://www2.warnerbros.com/web/drewcareytv/index.jsp) where Mimi wears some vibrating panties controlled by wireless remote.

And Drew gets a hold of the remote.

Artcwolf
01-23-2004, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by thephenom
I don't know about you, I still feel uncomfortable having my precious in a machine, the probability of having my thing caught or injured in it is TOOOOOO much to bare.

My point being that all the toys are for girls and they don't do much for the guys. Well, they give us condoms and viagra.

Women have 60 million toys and the guys are still using their hands. :p

More of a joke than anything else. :)

bejohnson
01-23-2004, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by blpeterson
I don't need one of those, I'm married to one.:jawsdown Now if I could only have him around on a regular basis.:KICK ASS

Thank you babe!:spin I don't need one either, I need vitamins and energy pills.:devil

Tivon
01-23-2004, 03:53 PM
They do have toys for men. Not that I've used any....;)

I don't think I could work in a place like that. It's bad enough that
just the sounds of a women gets me... ahhh. you know.:devil

eire1274
01-23-2004, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by Tivon
They do have toys for men. Not that I've used any....;)
Statistics... most men won't. Our imaginations and our hands do what women popularly seem to want battery powered everything for.

Not a crack against the ladies, just simple truth: men are easier to please, women want it more.