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Maniacmous
05-20-2004, 03:12 PM
Wow you guys....gotta read this, totally insane...that people would be that totally dense.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,120309,00.html

Or, for the lazy -

A childless German couple finally found out why they weren't able to conceive — they had never had sex.


Doctors at the Lübeck campus of the University Clinic of Schleswig-Holstein (search) in northern Germany described the case in a medical bulletin, according to Ananova.com.

After eight years of marriage, the 36-year-old man and his 30-year-old wife went to the campus' fertility clinic to figure out what was wrong.

Doctors gave them a battery of tests and were baffled — both husband and wife were healthily fertile.

Then came the important question.

"When we asked them how often they had had sex," said a clinic spokesman, "they looked blank, and said: 'What do you mean?'"

He went on to explain that each of the pair had been brought up extremely religiously and had never heard of the birds and the bees.

"We are not talking ******ed people here," the clinic spokesman said. The two "were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The man and wife are now being given sexual therapy. The clinic is trying to find out if there are other couples in the area who could use a refresher course in human biology.

:lmao :lmao :rofl2 :rofl2 :shocking

Bobenis
05-20-2004, 04:01 PM
Man, that is so sad. So many religions can be so corruptive and backwards...messed up. As if you would figure out that the round peg goes into the round hole...you know?? LOL. Or even getting the Mojo raging...you would have to know something....lol. :lmao

Tivon
05-20-2004, 04:07 PM
Maybe they are both gay and hide this because of religion?

Raedwulf
05-20-2004, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Bobenis
Man, that is so sad. So many religions can be so corruptive and backwards...messed up. As if you would figure out that the round peg goes into the round hole...you know?? LOL. Or even getting the Mojo raging...you would have to know something....lol. :lmao

The bible does say go forth and multiply... it doesn't go into the specifics though :rolleyes:

But now I've got this image on how the clinic is going to 'instruct' the couple on how to go bouncy bouncy

Heck, even Brooke Shields and Christopher Atkins figured it out without instruction

bejohnson
05-20-2004, 05:23 PM
http://snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp

egarrard
05-20-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by bejohnson
http://snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp Reading the title, I thought maybe Sylvia had had a talk with him... :devil :rofl2

tantousha
05-20-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by bejohnson
http://snopes.com/pregnant/nosex.asp

So you're basically discrediting Fox News which is one of the finest news companies out there in your previous statements? Hmph...

bejohnson
05-20-2004, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by tantousha
So you're basically discrediting Fox News which is one of the finest news companies out there in your previous statements? Hmph...
If they are reporting this then they haven't checked the latest that came out this afternoon. Of course Snoopes is saying it may or may not be true. Who knows, just remember tab 'A' goes into slot 'B'.:rofl2

Tivon
05-20-2004, 06:29 PM
Why in the Hell does something like this make the news?:mad:

Why humiliate them on national TV?:mad:

This just goes to show all of you are sinners, but these 2 people.:devil

Maniacmous
05-20-2004, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by egarrard
Reading the title, I thought maybe Sylvia had had a talk with him... :devil :rofl2

Hahaha. No no, if anyone would have to have that talk in our pair, it'd be me explaining to her. Though I'm sure she already knows (and if not...will when she sees this), I am by far the more corrupted of the two of us, no comparison. :devil :devil