One Night On A Date

[bejohnson]

A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said: "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.

He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that but don't let him do that.

But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:

"Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced His family..."


Granny fainted

[wazman]

That's a good one. :)

[Jei-sama]

looks like wazzypuss is applauding the joke.

nice humor for the forums, thanks! :lmao

[t00lb0x]

I don't get it...

[thephenom]

I don't get it...
For real>???? :Holy Crap

[mdsbrain]

:hail :hail thats a good one.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Tazmanian Devil]

:lmao
:thumb

[ChKFlores]

ROFL! :rofl2

[t00lb0x]

I get it, but I don't see it funny at all.

[ChKFlores]

Dude, read these lines and don't tell me you still won't get this:

"But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
"It will disgrace the family."
"Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced His family..."
Granny fainted.

[eire1274]

Dude, read these lines and don't tell me you still won't get this:

"But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
"It will disgrace the family."
"Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced His family..."
Granny fainted.
If you have to explain it, the impact is lost. Let it go.

[t00lb0x]

I get it fully, it really makes sense. I just don't find it funny.

[ChKFlores]

If you have to explain it, the impact is lost. Let it go.

There are those who understand and those who don't. I'm just emphasizing it that's all. If t00lb0x doesn't get it, his loss, not ours(No offense t00l).

[t00lb0x]

There are those who understand and those who don't. I'm just emphasizing it that's all. If t00lb0x doesn't get it, his loss, not ours(No offense t00l).

...Did you not read my post?

I get it fully, it really makes sense. I just don't find it funny.

I get it, but I don't see it funny at all.

[ChKFlores]

:Sigh Oh well...