I'll get my coat....

[Tazmanian Devil]

One day x^2 throws a party at his house.

He invites e^x. However, e^x is a recluse and doesn’t really get into it.

He sits in the corner all night so x^2 goes over to him and says “Why don’t you integrate?”

e^x replies “It wouldn’t make any difference.”





Sorry lol!

[Tazmanian Devil]

First year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table, with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."

For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck a finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing I did." he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said,

"The second important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger, and sucked on my index finger. Now pay attention."

[And|]

HAHAHAHAHA! Thats some funny ****!

[Raedwulf]

The first one had me confused for awhile, then after readiing the second post, figuring the first one was a joke, I had another look...

:D

[Tazmanian Devil]

Any more donations before I leave?

lol

Tough crowd :Crying

J/K