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mdsbrain
10-09-2004, 08:28 PM
What's going on in the car forums?

Bentley Forums
- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- - - Just bought a new flame ******ant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- - - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
- - -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

wazman
10-09-2004, 08:35 PM
I don't see Jeep in there... :hyper :Crying :grumble

Still very funny, though.

tanman_sg
10-09-2004, 08:44 PM
Tee Hee Hee :rofl2

That was a good laugh.

Sidebinder
10-09-2004, 09:16 PM
like the mclaren one good laugh :Thumb

brelsfor
10-10-2004, 07:03 AM
Those were pretty funny, good find. :thumb :lmao :rofl2

mdsbrain
10-10-2004, 01:52 PM
I don't see Jeep in there... :hyper :Crying :grumble

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What would it say?

Jeep - I just popped a driveaxel on a huge rock today..help!!!

redphoenix
10-16-2004, 09:41 AM
Funny :) I needed a laugh today.

KaNaDiAnIcEmAn
10-16-2004, 01:05 PM
fan belts for porsches have to be specially ordered from germany if they are not in the porsche shop lol

ch0g0nda
10-16-2004, 01:55 PM
Hummer > 34 people

viperman5686
10-27-2004, 02:10 PM
Hummer > 34 people

lol

(insert text to get past lame 15 character limit)

nighthawk15
11-01-2004, 07:32 PM
I like the miata one :Blah

mrman_3k
11-10-2004, 11:26 PM
LOL at the Fiat one :thumb

Could have done better with Ferrari, can't think of another one right now, but Ferrari would be an easy one to poke fun at.

2JSC
11-17-2004, 08:51 PM
What's going on in the car forums?

Subaru WRX forum
- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Supra Forums
- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.



Both are very true. I was with my buddy drifting, but more like a slolem run, in his 87 Carolla that we are working on and the security tried to chase us down in thier golf cart. lol

And the Supra this is for real... I know 3 guys with them and all have the targas off all the time! I cant fit in there all the way because I'm 6'2"