The ULTIMATE Fry Up

[MGE]

Ok, so I was browsing thru the contents of the fridge, and noticed a few items were coming upto their use by date, so I decided to put the lot out its misary.

So, I elected to have a Meat feast (Including only 3 types of non meat product)

FYI - I'm a Carnivore by choice, I loathe veg.
A mans 2 primary food groups are 1. Meat, 2. Alcohol.
Anything else falls under the category "Garnish".

Anyway, onto the meaty fry up :KICK ASS

You will need:
1 Pack of Bacon (6 rasher pack) (The Sainsburys "Too good" Range is indeed good, its not just a clever name) :)
4 pork sausages (or any kind of sausage)
1 Haggis
3 eggs
2 Black puddings
some mushrooms (Non-Meat Product 1)
some tomatoes (that mushed up stuff you get in a can) (Non-Meat Product 2)
4 rounds of toast (2 buttered with BUTTER NOT Margarine!!!!! 2 plain) (Non-Meat Product 3)

Fry the bacon and the sausages first, then the eggs, then the black pudding. This makes sure the bacon juices are absorbed nicely by the other meat products :)

Boil the haggis until ready

Now, fry the mushrooms till brown, and fry the tomatoes (seperatly)

Serve up.
Scran it all down, with optional Bacon, Sausage and egg butty.
Use the remaining 2 plain slices to mop up all the loverly, delightfully bad for the chlosterol, juices :KICKASS

Excellent as a supper, or snack at anytime :KICK ASS

[eire1274]

Sorry, the haggis just screwed my up laughing.

I was forbidden, ages ago, to NEVER bring haggis home, ever. My wife, actually, has never had it...

Time to sneak one in, I think!!! :KICK ASS

[MGE]

You should tell her to live a little and try it, its WELL nice :)

[Maro]

Not a fan of Haggis :o

The rest is good - after my 30th last month it was the only thing that kept me alive the next day

:food

[eire1274]

You should tell her to live a little and try it, its WELL nice :)
No, I was actually referring to my mother. I brought home a haggis probably 20 years ago, and she went ballistic.

Unfortunatly, that Scots Grochery closed ages ago.