Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!!

[egarrard]

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/jonahgoldberg/jg20050316.shtml
Wisconsin is considering allowing the hunting of cats. Not cougars or mountain lions or tigers on the loose but putty-tats: Sylvester the cat. Morris the cat. Garfield.

The aim is to prevent the mass-killing of birds by cats, mostly of the feral - i.e., wild - variety. In other words, some people want to give granny a shotgun so she can kill Sylvester before he gets Tweety Bird. http://www.cafes.net/egarrard/Smilies/cat.gif http://www.cafes.net/egarrard/Smilies/cat.gif http://www.cafes.net/egarrard/Smilies/cat.gif

[bejohnson]

There will be new menu items at the local Chinese restaurants. :noway :food :food :food

[Maro]

Feral cats are a big problem in Oz - they grow Big as well!

:jawsdown

[nighthawk15]

There will be new menu items at the local Chinese restaurants. :noway :food :food :food


*chinese accent* Our special today is almond fried kitty with kitty chow mein and kitty soup garnished with kitty fur.

[CyberGuy]

Sylvester sneaks up on Tweety, Tweety pulls out the big, honkin' 12-guage and blam! "Take that you bad ol' putty-tat"

[bejohnson]

Cats In The Kettle (http://www.drakeshangout.com/flashtoons/page1/cat.htm)
Weird Al Yankovic

DId you ever think when you eat chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese?
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough boys
They fry it real crisp in dough.

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was diallin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said "Not today, I lost my appetite"
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight.

I was suckin on a roll-aid and a tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew boy
And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peking Moon
I think I gotta stop eating there at noon
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork

[CyberGuy]

More Wierd Al - Eat it! (http://www.lyricsxp.com/lyrics/e/eat_it_wierd_al_yankovic.html)

eat it eat it
if its getting cold reheat it
have a big dinner have a light snack
if u dont like it u cant snd it back
eat it eat it eat it eat it!!