abb1
09-21-2005, 07:52 AM
Heh heh, this one's great :lmao ................
Duct tape
Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything!
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He
walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul,"You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to
ask out, but
I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul,straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask
her out, and she
agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd
get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so
if I did, it wouldn't show".
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it
in the sheerest, sexiest, dress I have ever seen."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
Duct tape
Contrary to popular opinion, duct tape IS NOT good for fixing everything!
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He
walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul,"You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to
ask out, but
I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul,straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask
her out, and she
agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd
get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so
if I did, it wouldn't show".
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it
in the sheerest, sexiest, dress I have ever seen."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."