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08-24-2006, 04:51 PM
From Fark (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2249330), or course...
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ICBM (International Chicken Bucket Meal): Give the bourgeousie the bird and get a (chicken) leg up on capitalism with our signature dish, prepared with 1917 herbs and spices and a dash of SALT. Served with Bread Square.
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Chicken Kiev: Reeducate your stomach and exploit your taste buds with this hearty meal. Served with Sakhalin sauce and Bread Square.
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Vladivosteak: A thick slab of 100 percent pure grain-fead Red Armeat, smothered in our secret police sauce and grilled to perfection over the burning ruins of the bourgeois state. Served with Bread Square.
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Fonduma: The mode of production of our supremely cheesy treat is an old state secret.
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CCCP (Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, and Potato): Three chicken wings and a side of fries. Served with Bread square.
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Baby Back Belaribssia: Smoked until the meat is falling off the bone like the last remnants of capitalism falling away from the world.
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St. Petersburger: In the earlier epochs of history, royalty and the bourgeoisie jealously guarded the thick, juicy burgers that were their birthright. But with the development of Kremlin Fried Chicken, the proletariat can now seize the means of noshing.
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Red Square Meal: Get a Junior St. Petersburger, potato Potemkins, a medium MosCola, and a plow for the kids.
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Warsaw Pactty Melt: This is the sandwich that united Eastern Europe! Two 1/2-pound hamburger patties cut from the finest Georgian cattle, topped with melted cheese and KGB secret sauce on a Ukrainian rye roll.
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Ham-mer and Popsickles: Got a kid uprising on your hands? Quell their revolutionary bellies with our ham sandwich-and-frozen-treat combo.
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Gorbachef's Salad: In the waning days of the great Communist state, our former leader kept his figure trim and his views revolutionary with this hearty salad. Served with Bread Square Sticks and beet-ranch dressing.
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Lemon's Tomb: Wash down your revolutionary meal with our famous 64-ounce lemonade.
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Krushake: Thicker than the belly of a bourgeois oppressor, richer than a evil capitalist slavedriver, our Krushake is table-banging good!
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Borschtavik: Slake your thirst with our cold, delicious, beet-flavored shake.
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U2 Cherry Bomber: Your l'il workers will love this fruity concoction. Shoot one down today!
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Unca Stalin's Grape Purge: Got a counterrevolutionary thirst? Clear it out with one of these!
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Cherry Noble: Get ready for a taste meltdown in your mouth — after a long day of laboring for the glory of the proletariat state, you've earned it!
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Minsk Chocolate Chip Pie: This pie is the most radical rupture with traditional baking yet attempted. Plus, it comes with ice cream.
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Ooey Gooey Pecan Gu-Log: Grab a nutty, chewy, ideologically sound treat for the ride home.
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Lemondropovs: Like the rule of the former premier, these are tiny, sweet, and blissfully short.
:food :)
http://www.vgg.com/kfc/graphics/kfcbigimage1.gif
ICBM (International Chicken Bucket Meal): Give the bourgeousie the bird and get a (chicken) leg up on capitalism with our signature dish, prepared with 1917 herbs and spices and a dash of SALT. Served with Bread Square.
*
Chicken Kiev: Reeducate your stomach and exploit your taste buds with this hearty meal. Served with Sakhalin sauce and Bread Square.
*
Vladivosteak: A thick slab of 100 percent pure grain-fead Red Armeat, smothered in our secret police sauce and grilled to perfection over the burning ruins of the bourgeois state. Served with Bread Square.
*
Fonduma: The mode of production of our supremely cheesy treat is an old state secret.
*
CCCP (Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, and Potato): Three chicken wings and a side of fries. Served with Bread square.
*
Baby Back Belaribssia: Smoked until the meat is falling off the bone like the last remnants of capitalism falling away from the world.
*
St. Petersburger: In the earlier epochs of history, royalty and the bourgeoisie jealously guarded the thick, juicy burgers that were their birthright. But with the development of Kremlin Fried Chicken, the proletariat can now seize the means of noshing.
*
Red Square Meal: Get a Junior St. Petersburger, potato Potemkins, a medium MosCola, and a plow for the kids.
*
Warsaw Pactty Melt: This is the sandwich that united Eastern Europe! Two 1/2-pound hamburger patties cut from the finest Georgian cattle, topped with melted cheese and KGB secret sauce on a Ukrainian rye roll.
*
Ham-mer and Popsickles: Got a kid uprising on your hands? Quell their revolutionary bellies with our ham sandwich-and-frozen-treat combo.
*
Gorbachef's Salad: In the waning days of the great Communist state, our former leader kept his figure trim and his views revolutionary with this hearty salad. Served with Bread Square Sticks and beet-ranch dressing.
*
Lemon's Tomb: Wash down your revolutionary meal with our famous 64-ounce lemonade.
*
Krushake: Thicker than the belly of a bourgeois oppressor, richer than a evil capitalist slavedriver, our Krushake is table-banging good!
*
Borschtavik: Slake your thirst with our cold, delicious, beet-flavored shake.
*
U2 Cherry Bomber: Your l'il workers will love this fruity concoction. Shoot one down today!
*
Unca Stalin's Grape Purge: Got a counterrevolutionary thirst? Clear it out with one of these!
*
Cherry Noble: Get ready for a taste meltdown in your mouth — after a long day of laboring for the glory of the proletariat state, you've earned it!
*
Minsk Chocolate Chip Pie: This pie is the most radical rupture with traditional baking yet attempted. Plus, it comes with ice cream.
*
Ooey Gooey Pecan Gu-Log: Grab a nutty, chewy, ideologically sound treat for the ride home.
*
Lemondropovs: Like the rule of the former premier, these are tiny, sweet, and blissfully short.
:food :)