One day at the county fair...

[Manic Mouse]

My wife and I went to the agricultural fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled, winked and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .........You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'

Honestly--------My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doc says I should eventually make a full recovery.

[Airmack]

this is a joke right..... right?

[egarrard]

Remember, it was a woman who invented the phrase "I have a headache". Men don't go through menopause. They just get tired of asking.

Anyway, it seems strange that she gets so worked up over having sex with a bull.

[Fuzzfool]

Lol nice one Manic. Tell her that the bull mated with a tube... for cattle ranchers to breed they use a tube and some "gentle" rubbing to collect sperm. Most bulls don't "mate" with cows anymore on a big ranch.