Artcwolf
11-04-2002, 12:02 PM
Bill Gates dies.
When he meets God, God says, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on
this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell.
After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in
almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly
Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going
to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both
places. Shall we look at Hell first?"
Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and
the temperature was perfect.
"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see
Heaven."
Let's go, God says. Bill sees white clouds in a beautiful blue sky,
with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice,
but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell."
"As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on
the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill
shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave.
He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks.
"How ya doin', Bill?"asked God. Bill responded with anguish and
despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What
happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver."
When he meets God, God says, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on
this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell.
After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in
almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly
Windows. I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going
to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill Gates said, "What's the difference between the two?"
God said, "It might help you decide if you took a peek at both
places. Shall we look at Hell first?"
Bill was amazed. He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters.
There were thousands of beautiful men and women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and
the temperature was perfect.
"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see
Heaven."
Let's go, God says. Bill sees white clouds in a beautiful blue sky,
with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice,
but not as enticing as Hell.
Bill thought for only a brief moment and rendered his decision.
"God I do believe I would prefer to go to Hell."
"As you wish," said God. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on
the late billionaire to see how things were going. He found Bill
shackled to a wall, screaming amidst the hot flames in a dark cave.
He was being tortured by demons with pitchforks.
"How ya doin', Bill?"asked God. Bill responded with anguish and
despair, "This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What
happened to the beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh, that," said God. "That was the screen saver."