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Weejamer
11-05-2002, 07:06 AM
Some pics i made for my old site... gonna delete them so i thought of posting them here for one last laugh
Weejamer
11-05-2002, 07:18 AM
Mate sent me this one
Weejamer
11-05-2002, 07:32 AM
Sg-1 have broken the stargate in a asgard protected planet...

The inhabents of the planet need the stargate to surive....

So Carter goes to the temple of wisdom to ask for help

Carter : We kinda broke the stargate by giving it a higher input on the EM band to get a lock... But because this planets stargate was opened at the execatly the same time it caused a fault in the stargate at this end making it impossible to get a connection at this end and i suppect the same has happened to earths gate.... How do i fix it

Asgard:So your telling us that you incressed the energy input on the EM band!?!?!?

Carter : yes...

Asgard : Well in future RTFM!!!!!!


(RTFM is a techy joke... one i am not gonna explain)
Weejamer
11-05-2002, 07:41 AM
Jonas was found on the floor in the armery with a Zat guy next to him... Hammond orders the base on alert to find the person who did it... The base it locked off the SG-1 is questioning people to see how did it... hell even simmons is on base investigating....

doc fraser : Jonas is coming too...

Jack : Jonas who did this too you.... Who shot you....

Jonas : So thats what getting shot by a zat gun feels like.... Huh shot who???

Jack : oh for cryin out loud
Orangepeel
11-06-2002, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Weejamer
Jonas was found on the floor in the armery with a Zat guy next to him... Hammond orders the base on alert to find the person who did it... The base it locked off the SG-1 is questioning people to see how did it... hell even simmons is on base investigating....

doc fraser : Jonas is coming too...

Jack : Jonas who did this too you.... Who shot you....

Jonas : So thats what getting shot by a zat gun feels like.... Huh shot who???

Jack : oh for cryin out loud

LoL, nothing like trying out your own equipment on yourself :spin.
RecyclingBin
11-06-2002, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Weejamer
Some pics i made for my old site... gonna delete them so i thought of posting them here for one last laugh

*stargate pic*


Hehe, funny. :D
Weejamer
11-07-2002, 04:25 PM
This is from the show (only resized not edited)

But this is the best pic i have... sums jack o'neil up perfectly

gets me roflmao everytime
Orangepeel
11-07-2002, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by Weejamer
This is from the show (only resized not edited)

But this is the best pic i have... sums jack o'neil up perfectly

gets me roflmao everytime

ROFLMAO!

And the Jaffa Cakes....Mmmmmmm, yyummieees!

:lmao
Weejamer
11-07-2002, 04:34 PM
Sherry do you watch the show?
Weejamer
11-07-2002, 04:56 PM
hee hee hee

lol

lmao

roflmao

:lmao :rofl2 :Blah :banana
Orangepeel
11-07-2002, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Weejamer
Sherry do you watch the show?

I used to watch it every week with Rod until they messed with the programming times and we lost track of it. It was hard to keep up with them all...the Stargate show...and along with the all the Treks (DS9, Voyager, TNG re-runs, Enterprise, etc...)

Tilk was always my fave...his reactions in the first shows were priceless.

We are Trekkies first, tho' :).!

My best freind is also a huge Trekkie and a Stargate fan :). She dressed up as Counsellor Deanna Troi one year for halloween and looked amazing!

Who can resist MacGyver (Richard Dean Anderson)? Never missed an episode of that show :).
Maro
11-07-2002, 05:08 PM
Excellent - I love the first pic!
:spin
Weejamer
11-08-2002, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Orangepeel
I used to watch it every week with Rod until they messed with the programming times and we lost track of it. It was hard to keep up with them all...the Stargate show...and along with the all the Treks (DS9, Voyager, TNG re-runs, Enterprise, etc...)

Tilk was always my fave...his reactions in the first shows were priceless.

We are Trekkies first, tho' :).!

My best freind is also a huge Trekkie and a Stargate fan :). She dressed up as Counsellor Deanna Troi one year for halloween and looked amazing!

Who can resist MacGyver (Richard Dean Anderson)? Never missed an episode of that show :).



In the UK we used to set it every wednesday 8pm on sky satilite but since i moved away from my mums i can't watch it cause i can't afford sky... (she really rubs it in)

But it is not normal TV but i am at work... So all i have is ma DVD's... ;0(

i am at volume 25 so far erm that come's up to erm £500 give or take...

ouch...

I was a trekie too... Kinda still am. but i lost touch when Voyger started... I still see bits and bobs of star trek when i goto my grans for sunday dinner (she has sky tv too)

But thankfully i am out of the "building the enterprise models and memorising the blue prints" faze... Although i still have a shuttlecraft some were...

I need to get a life... i need to get a girlfriend lmao
brinkecw
11-09-2002, 03:16 PM
memorizing the blue prints... hmmm... that reminded me that i own the complete set of blueprints for the Enterprise from Next Gen... i seem to remember when i bought them that i was gonna hang them up on my walls or something... then again, that was 5 years ago...... nah, my new obsession is buying the NG seasons on DVD... 5 down, 2 to go.... $700 for the complete series :rofl2