You'd think they'd know this by now, but the Federal Communications Commission is always full of surprises. The FCC has put out a Public Notice asking the wise to help them define "broadband." Well, not exactly "define" it. Hold your breath... The agency wants "tailored" or "targeted" comments on a "fundamental question": how the National Broadband Plan that the agency is writing up should "interpret" the word—as used in the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, "recognizing that our interpretation of the term as used in that statute may inform our interpretation of the term in other contexts."