1. You live in a town called Fort Gay along with 800 other people including a mayor.   2. You play Xbox Live and not a PC   3. The term gay was originally used to refer to feelings of being "carefree", "happy", or "bright and showy".   4.  Microsoft Representative... Enough said. lol

"At first I thought, 'Wow, somebody's thinking I live in the gayest town in West Virginia or something.' I was mad. It makes me feel like they hate gay people," he told the AP. Moore, who is unemployed and plays shooters using the nametag Joshanboo, tried to explain to Microsoft that Fort Gay is a real place, with real people and a real ZIP code: 25514. However, the Microsoft representative was having none of the Fort Gay talk. The representative reportedly threatened him with draconian cancellation unless he removed any trace of his Fort Gayness." | more